"Well Andy, this week I'm giving the Hawthorn Football Club - my old team, if you can remember..."
"Yeah, I remember, Terry, the might Hawks, go on, go on..."
"I'm giving the Hawks that very rare shot in golf..."
"Oh, Terry, don't tell me? Don't tell me you're going there, Terry? Wait for it audience, wait for it..."
"Yes Andy, this week the Hawks shot an albatross."
"I don't believe it, Terry - an albatross. Now remind listeners Terry, what's an...what is an albatross? Now we're not talking about the big bird in the sky, Terry, are we. We're talkin' about...what you're basically saying...let me get this right...the Hawks shot 3 under on a par 5. Is that what you're telling the listeners, Terry? The albo..."
"Yes, Andy, the Hawthorn Football Club pulled out the one wood..."
"Oh, geez, Terry - the one wood!!! Blimey...listeners, call in...do you agree with Terry Wallace...oh geez, Terry, the text machine has gone into meltdown. An albotross. I don't believe it Terry, I just don't believe it. You heard it here, folks. Amazing. Just amazing."
Sadly this is perfect. God Maher is a peanut, the bloke must do this for free.