Player Watch #15: Dylan Stephens

[choppy]

He’s an above mediocre list clogger. 4 years is hilarious. But good luck to ya

Salty much. If you didn't give a Custer's fluck and you thought he was Mark Powell's incarnate why the **** would you come over here pissing and moaning like a transgender leftist wheelchair pushing climate change pushing refuge $#@&****

Oh FFS

 

[Sillygit]

 

[choppy]

Sydney are pretty switched on with the drafting/trading bit, they wouldn't be allowing him to explore other options if they thought he was worth holding on to. We're in that period of adding more genuine talent to the list, not other teams also-rans, something we seem to have made a habit of. I'd be fleeting in interest.

The sky is falling in

Won't someone think of the children

 

[Lomas]

Salty much. If you didn't give a Custer's fluck and you thought he was Mark Powell's incarnate why the * would you come over here pissing and moaning like a transgender leftist wheelchair pushing climate change pushing refuge $#@&****

Oh FFS

And the most easily triggered award goes to…..

 

[Daniltchenko You Beauty]

What are these campaigners from other teams doing here?

 

[Lomas]

If this campaigner impacts our McKay draft compensation then I will be ******* filthy. I’ll ******* go in and bead butt McKay

How would that happen?

 

[Lomas]

I think we need to know Stephen’s dimmie preferences before we commit…
Along with his favorite video game, Parma/Parmi, Pineapple on Pizza thoughts and late night SBS most loved movie…
Then we can think about a contract

Owns a milk bar with take away fried dimmies

Edit: unfortunately they call them parmies in Mildura and SA.

 

[Shinboner1]

He’s an above mediocre list clogger. 4 years is hilarious. But good luck to ya

We gave 5 years to polec.
4 years is nothing.

 

[choppy]

And the most easily triggered award goes to…..

Voting Yes

got your 5th booster

Support

Well done champ

 

[Lomas]

Voting Yes

got your 5th booster

Support

Well done champ

No problem Pauline.

 

[krakouers]

Owns a milk bar with take away fried dimmies

Edit: unfortunately they call them parmies in Mildura and SA.

Do not want now

 

[Lomas]

Do not want now

His grandfather played good level footy until about 58 though.

 

[krakouers]

His grandfather played good level footy until about 58 though.

If he asks about what Weatherwoman is though… he ain’t coming…

 

[choppy]

No problem Pauline.

No problem I stand with Dan

 

[Lomas]

No problem I stand with Dan

You are still here? I assumed you’d be outside yelling at clouds.

 

[Lomas]

If he asks about what Weatherwoman is though… he ain’t coming…

He’s from Mildura. Jane Bun is his one and only.

 

[czero]

Young - Tick
Finals experience - Tick
Kicks a few goals in finals - TICK
Lovely left foot - Tick
Fast - Tick
Massive Tank - Tick
Had a poor season - Cross
Consistently inconsistent - Cross

I'd prefer a touch taller (he is 184) for the wing, but his athletic attributes and kicking skills do give him a fair amount of upside.

 

[Warrboy]

Doesn't make great reading. Just saying.

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Tackles more than most at our club

 

[shinboner magic]

Sth Melb your club is dead - now piss off

 

[marklovesbeer]

Called it at the start of the month. How will it be when we have players who can run with the ball and be able to hit targets as they will.

Goat Bergman Stephens Sheez all elite rubbers and users of the pill.

 

[Lomas]

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Rubbers, pill? It’s like sex Ed all over again.

 

[Marksup]

Haven’t read the whole thread, so this might have already been mentioned and it might be stating the obvious. We will have 10 top 10 draft picks under the age of 24 on our list when the season starts.

LDU
Thomas
Stephenson
Stephens
Wardlaw
Sheezel
Powell
Phillips
Pick 2
Pick 3

Something has to give, surely...

 

[koshari]

Who is the last player we traded in from the Swines? I can’t think of anyone?

Schwass for shagga

 

[Zebrah]

I think he is a highly skilled front runner.

That is an enticing mound of clay to Clarko.

Go to work.

 

[JGreezy]

Haven’t read the whole thread, so this might have already been mentioned and it might be stating the obvious. We will have 10 top 10 draft picks under the age of 24 on our list when the season starts.

LDU
Thomas
Stephenson
Stephens
Wardlaw
Sheezel
Powell
Phillips
Pick 2
Pick 3

Something has to give, surely...

Swap Powell with Sanders
And if we get Clark he only just misses out on age.