Player Watch #17: Jasper Pittard - "Jasper IS the game"

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kaboom kid

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This dude is a jet, both on and off the field.
What a pickup. He was such a great defender last season. This year I was looking forward to him taking the game on a bit more and breaking lines like he used to do at Port. The leadership stuff is just a bonus. Clearly much loved around the club.
 

Twinkletoes

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Yeah. Wasn't Schimma from Brunswick? I wonder what he makes of it all now? Have any Brunswick folks on here seen him down at their local cafe with his fixie and handlebar moustache?
From Brunny originally but he moved to the Doncaster/Templestowe area long ago.
 

Snake_Baker

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Yeah. Wasn't Schimma from Brunswick? I wonder what he makes of it all now? Have any Brunswick folks on here seen him down at their local cafe with his fixie and handlebar moustache?
In Schimma's day you were more likely to have your bike nicked and the only blokes with a handlebar moustache looked like this:

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tazaa

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Catch one, flog it senseless, then let it go in order to tell it's mates where not to go.
Sadly, its the only way but they are so brazen. You can install cameras or theft resistant screws and they take the pole off the wall.
Rather than tail gating the front entry gate they now wait for cars to open the underground carpark and follow a resident in.

I pray I catch one in the act but they are extremely quick
 

King Corey

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Sadly, its the only way but they are so brazen. You can install cameras or theft resistant screws and they take the pole off the wall.
Rather than tail gating the front entry gate they now wait for cars to open the underground carpark and follow a resident in.

I pray I catch one in the act but they are extremely quick
I don't want to be adding to the encouragement, but if you were ever going to time an assault it's probably as good a time as ever.
 

Snake_Baker

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Sadly, its the only way but they are so brazen. You can install cameras or theft resistant screws and they take the pole off the wall.
Rather than tail gating the front entry gate they now wait for cars to open the underground carpark and follow a resident in.

I pray I catch one in the act but they are extremely quick

Sabotage the campaigners.


 

King Corey

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What are they going to do, run to the cops and give a statement?
Thought the same but then thought of that bloke who killed his neighbour's intruder then found himself in court.

Regardless, there's an under-resourcing window of opportunity for you tazaa.

Catch them all then run your own Hunger Games.
 

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