Past #17: Jasper Pittard - delisted after 33 NM games/5 NM goals - thanks Jasper

[Shermanator]

The Steak Knife.

What a great nickname for the great man!

 

[Billy Not Really]

I'm now kicking myself for not showing Jasper my drawing when he walked right past me on my visit to Arden St.

I didn't wanna bother him as he was obviously leaving to do whatever. Now that I know he's a top bloke he probably would make time for anyone.

Ah well, maybe someday.

 

[DarkPhoenix]

Hard not to like

 

[Shermanator]

I'm now kicking myself for not showing Jasper my drawing when he walked right past me on my visit to Arden St.

I didn't wanna bother him as he was obviously leaving to do whatever. Now that I know he's a top bloke he probably would make time for anyone.

Ah well, maybe someday.

Is this your picture of Hutchy, Juddy, Jasper streaming out of the backline and you on a skateboard?..

 

[Billy Not Really]

Is this your picture of Hutchy, Juddy, Jasper streaming out of the backline and you on a skateboard?..

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Yeah it is, but don't steal it. You're gonna have to pay for it, starting price is $100.

 

[Shermanator]

Yeah it is, but don't steal it. You're gonna have to pay for it, starting price is $100.

Throw in the Steak Knife and i’ll buy it

 

[Billy Not Really]

Throw in the Steak Knife and i’ll buy it

No way am I giving over Jasper, he's enjoying his time paying the cheap rent at my house.

 

[Shermanator]

No way am I giving over Jasper, he's enjoying his time paying the cheap rent at my house.

 

[Dingster]

Jasper in full flight.

 

[D23D]

Anyone remember Funky Matt’s picture I think of Rompingwins?
Was gross but art worthy all the same

 

[Firestarter]

That footage of him sprinting from the other end of the ground to celebrate a goal is gold.

 

[see see]

Anyone remember Funky Matt’s picture I think of Rompingwins?
Was gross but art worthy all the same

One of the funniest things I've seen on this board. Sadly, based on a quick search, it's been deleted.

 

[Clarke is King]

God I love this guy, Plays with his heart on his sleeve and you can see he loves the club already. Stoked we got him.

 

[kangafruity]

After seeing the video again I think he has some Lachie Hansen in him LOL

 

[Groin guru]

Welcome to North.

Would love him in our backline

Jasper > JJ > Atley.

2017...some people just get it!

All aboard the Pittard Pickup guys and gals. Pittard's driving! I've called shotgun but the cab is empty so hop in!



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I've updated the 'Pittard Pickup'

 

[Kangaroo Cat]

Best script ever written, old whatshisname Lynch trying to bang one from the arc, nobody within cooeee but Jasper casually waiting in the goal square. Whoever penned it needs to copyright it ..... Jasper is The Game

That was one of the defining moments of the game for me

 

[Keith Ape]

When people ask me if North won the game, I like to tell them we won him back in October.

 

[marklovesbeer]

If he is injury free, got at least another 4 years at the top as he doesn't play in the gut. Hopefully Higgins will be moved into more of a permanent forward role to prolong his career like Ablett. Higgin can play til at least 35. In the middle, Anderson is starting to look more like the leader of the pack with his aggressive and constant attack on the ball and he can kick goals. LDU is starting to find his feet and will be a monster in the middle soon. Cunnington is your center clearance monster and is not prone to wear and tear hence he will have at least another 5 years. The departure of scott very much cleared the way that was becoming stagnant and now the team is coming together nicely with a return to the long kicking but also improved tackling and pressure act. We have found the blueprint to success, it's very simple and a great fit for our team in that we are still a rather blue collar unit. The gameplan we saw on Friday against richmond is what i classify as the 'brutalist' style in that we will try to physically attack the opposition legally and threat physicality we will reduce the effectiveness of the opposition's supposed skill superiority. Our historical strength has been our ability to be in close and physcial, Shaw is exploiting it to the fullest and also we got big forwards, so kick it long to them quick is a path to success.

Few monsters in the team now...

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Few monsters in the team now...

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I laughed longer than I should have at this picture.

 

[Snake_Baker]

Mr Consistency.

 

[tazaa]

Mr Consistency.

Reliable

 

[ferball]

The Steak Knife.

What a great nickname for the great man!

I have a friend who has a stone age knife made out of jasper that he found on his property down the road. Its an amazing and beautiful piece of work.

It is a good nickname, that knife is sharp as and you could use it for a steak knife.

However ...

This is the JASPER 2 Stage Gun. Its housed at the The Joint Actinide Shock Physics Experimental Research (JASPER) Facility in Area 27 (just down the road from the legendary area 51,) inside the Nevada National Security Site in the US.

Any knife attached to a gun automatically becomes a Bayonet.

 

[ferball]

Of course we didn't need to see that picture to know he is a gun.

 

[koshari]

Please enlighten me on the "game" references?

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

One of the funniest things I've seen on this board. Sadly, based on a quick search, it's been deleted.

It still exists.

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...ry-punchable-head.653984/page-4#post-23896594