Player Watch #18: Jake Melksham – back for 2024

[A11dAtP0w3R]

18 year old Melk looks like Butthead

 

[MarcMaverick]

18 year old Melk looks like Butthead

32 year old Melk looks like Bevis.

 

[demondavey]

Does that mean his wage is a rookie wage?

 

[Scythe94]

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

"looks like footballer" ...

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Ben Brown

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Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

"doesnt look like a footballer"

 

[Topkent]

4th place
"Doesn't look like a failure"

 

[demondavey]

Ben Brown

"doesnt look like a footballer"

Is he a vegan?

 

[Dancing Potato]

Is he a vegan?

A vegan?

He's practically a ******* vegetable out there now.

 

[Demon Attack]

A vegan?

He's practically a ******* vegetable out there now.

A Dancing Potato?

 

[Dancing Potato]

A Dancing Potato?

If he had the mobility for dancing I'd be impressed.

He's more like a crippled turnip.

 

[demondavey]

If he had the mobility for dancing I'd be impressed.

He's more like a crippled turnip.

I got the feeling all vegetables were crippled given they can’t move?

 

[Dancing Potato]

I got the feeling all vegetables were crippled given they can’t move?

Am I not living proof otherwise?

 

[Bluelegs]

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Give me a "Jefferson: Why we have already given up on him as a forward feature"

 

[Crimson Azure]

Looking forward to seeing Melk again.

It would be perfect if he came back with a few games before finals (assuming we make them) to find some form.

Melshakes brings all the boys to the yard.

 

[PerfectFooty]

Looking forward to seeing Melk again.

It would be perfect if he came back with a few games before finals (assuming we make them) to find some form.

Melshakes brings all the boys to the yard.

Did you think of melks because we're playing Brisbane on a Thursday night, tomorrow at the MCG? Or did it just happen to come to mind?

Or you're like me and think of Melksham every waking day?

 

[Crusty Demon]

Did you think of melks because we're playing Brisbane on a Thursday night, tomorrow at the MCG? Or did it just happen to come to mind?

Or you're like me and think of Melksham every waking day?

I often see Melk down at Church St Brighton with his kids. I take mine to YoChi and so does he. He's a very beautiful man. I haven't followed him home(yet). He looks fit as a fiddle. We'll miss his tactics against Andrews tomorrow night. No Melk no Koz spells danger to me.

 

[PerfectFooty]

We Need You Melk Man

 

[Crimson Azure]

Did you think of melks because we're playing Brisbane on a Thursday night, tomorrow at the MCG? Or did it just happen to come to mind?

Or you're like me and think of Melksham every waking day?

Saw Melk congratulating Koltyn on getting his debut and realised that I missed him dearly.

 

[Capt_Concussion]

I often see Melk down at Church St Brighton with his kids. I take mine to YoChi and so does he. He's a very beautiful man. I haven't followed him home(yet). He looks fit as a fiddle. We'll miss his tactics against Andrews tomorrow night. No Melk no Koz spells danger to me.

Here I was thinking YoChi is some new age blend of Yoga and Tai Chi for kids. Nope just frozen yoghurt.

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[Topkent]

I'm probably melks biggest fan but I'm not sure I wanna see him play again. He got his redemption arc and became a little cult hero again. Coming back at his age with no pace already after an ACL just seems a recipe for people to hate him again

 

[schmuttt]

I'm probably melks biggest fan but I'm not sure I wanna see him play again. He got his redemption arc and became a little cult hero again. Coming back at his age with no pace already after an ACL just seems a recipe for people to hate him again

I think club gave him another year out of goodwill, I don’t think he plays again anyway barring a bad injury run.

 

[Bluelegs]

I wouldn't mind a farewell game at some point.

 

[Canary]

Unused GF sub