2008 West Coast Wonders Thread

[Kerrby]

Okay it's been put in the middle of the magazine, so out of foru pages it's on the second .

Keep the articles coming.

 

[BlueFan4]

WONDERS ON THE WAY UP​

The West Coast Wonders are in a rebuilding phase and many people say they will be a powerhouse like they once were.
With Fivestrings returning when he was once feard dead and the new recruite of Peteress, an exiciting new winger, who can play anywhere on the feild, looks to be a great utilty.

These two things are a real positive for the Wonders and it shows thats it not all bad news for the Subiaco club. With the new Captain Kerrby taking over and Veterans Happy Eagle and EKA looking to get more involved this looks like a team that is surly going to be a force again.

Recrutting manger Bluefan4 has been contacting inactive players on the WCW list and MateraGoal is set to have a massive impact in trade week as the Wonders look to sign up as many players as possible.

Petteress will be making his debut against the undeafeated Hawks and will be lining up at Half Foward. While fivestrings will slot straight into CHB, this shows how much respect the former champion had at the club and will be looking foward to this weeks match.

The Wonders appear to be on the rise and their is little people doubting that they will be at the right end of the table by seasons end. And are looking for any new players and Bluefan4 said "We will accept almost any new players with open arms".

By BLUEFAN4

 

[BlueFan4]

Its not very good, feel free to edit it. do u want me to PM it to you?

 

[Kerrby]

Okay I just need to put in FiveStrings story and Peterss story and then we're finished!!

 

[matera_goal]

WONDERS MISSING

Hello, good evening. Mister Matera Goal here with the inaugural edition of "A Moment With Matera_Goal". Today's topic will be on 18 out our 24 players missing currently.

After the shock return of backman FiveStrings (although deeply traumatised by the Tasmanians and their "practices") after falling off a cliff at Mornington Peninsula on our end-of-season trip (most likely chasing a cloud shaped like a giant pair of breasts), attention has been shifted to missing former captain and vice-captain duo Kerr4PM and Happy_Eagle - presumed dead or Tasmanian.

Kerr4PM and Happy_Eagle in happier times during the end-of-season trip

And again, marvelling in the sights of the Grand Canyon

Currently only 6 of the 24 listed players are known to be alive and well (although geriatric German lookalikes were hired to replace them in matches - hence the Wonder's 3-4 record this season).

It is in my deepest wishes that these players are found alive and well. I myself will head down to Tasmania with my trusty flounder net in an attempt to find more Wonders this week.

Goodbye and I hope you enjoyed the fist edition of "A Moment With Matera_Goal".

Matera_Goal

 

[matera_goal]

I came up with that when I was trying to sleep after watching Beavis and Butthead Do America.

I made the pictures myself.

Now tell me, do you love it?

MG

 

[Biggie]

Hey lads.

Just wanted to say I admire the way you boys have gone about your changes with ease.

Trying to keep your club afloat is hard to do but you boys are doing well.

At least an effort is being made, perhaps the Bombers could take a leaf out of your book and even the Roys to a lesser extent.

Well done and keep it up.

BM.

 

[Kerrby]

That's not exactly what I had in mind....

Okay well the magazine is finished.

Anyone know where to host it . Maybe Rapidshare?

 

[matera_goal]

Ok, then I'll write an article on vice-captaincy for next week.

And Matera Sez will be written for next week instead of A Moment With Matera Goal

Rapidshare is good (I assume it's a .pdf? or a .doc?)

MG

 

[Kerrby]

MG is uploading it now. It probably wnt be good because i've never done anything like that before.

 

[Kerrby]

Here's the download http://rapidshare.com/files/82123040/West_Coast_Wonder_ful__NEwsletter.pub.html

 

[BlueFan4]

Here's the download http://rapidshare.com/files/82123040/West_Coast_Wonder_ful__NEwsletter.pub.html

How do i veiw the mag?

 

[Kerrby]

You need Microsoft Publisher.

 

[eagleskickass]

You'd be better off downloading Primo PDF and converting the file into a pdf file. A LOT of people won't have publisher so you severely diminish the amount of people that can read it.

EKA

 

[eagleskickass]

Try this people

http://www.aussiegreenthumb.com/West_Coast_Wonder_ful__NEwsletter.pdf



By the way top effort Kerrby

 

[BlueFan4]

Thats great. Looks good.
Bad news. Yellow Mit is not interested in the whole fantasy footy thing. He was a star and will sorly be missed.

 

[Kerrby]

Thanks guys, shame about Mit.

 

[BlueFan4]

I have recruited Doggiesin08. Ill told him to come talk to us down in this thread and we would sort everything out. What u think Kerrby?

 

[matera_goal]

I'll write an article on me being vice captain for next week, since this weeks article probably didn't make it past the censors (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9823448&postcount=280 woot anarchy! )

It will involve Matera_Goal, vice-captaincy and beer

 

[doggiesin08]

I have recruited Doggiesin08. Ill told him to come talk to us down in this thread and we would sort everything out. What u think Kerrby?

Hey guys. yer I'm ready to go. just tell me what i've gotta do.

 

[BlueFan4]

Hey guys. yer I'm ready to go. just tell me what i've gotta do.

Ill PM bigman and you will be playing in no time.

 

[BlueFan4]

Hey guys. yer I'm ready to go. just tell me what i've gotta do.

Make a profile of urself so we have some idea of wat sort of player u are.

 

[Kerrby]

Ill PM bigman and you will be playing in no time.

Welcmome .

Why would youPM BigMan ?

 

[Biggie]

Ill PM bigman and you will be playing in no time.

TFLUA is Admin, I just help out bro.

Welcmome .

Why would youPM BigMan ?

I have that effect on all people.

 

[Kerrby]

You have a thing for snooping around peoples team threads don't you .