No doubt Swannies girlfriend had a nice set of 'Bristols' - there's no denying that.
But Bryce Gibbs girlfriend, Lauren Tscharke, is 100% pure prime quality !
If I can borrow from one of our great modern poets:
She's a fox. In French she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.
She's a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called "babia majora".
If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln. 
