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BT last night when Roughy snapped the goal in the first quarter:

"And now Roughead picks up, spins onto his favoured left and ... He just does that like a hot meal"

Help me out... I don't know what he means?
Like Stephen Kernahan eating a hot curry, it went straight through sticks.
 
Every time I think of commentators, I'm reminded of the saying, "Please engage brain before putting mouth in gear".

Whereas I appreciate they are not paid to sit there and say nothing (although at times it would be great), shouldn't they at least give SOME thought to it, rather than just blurt it out?
They could take some lessons from the commentators of the round ball game. There are a lot of viewers who would like to know the name of players, instead of what club they came from.
 
They could take some lessons from the commentators of the round ball game. There are a lot of viewers who would like to know the name of players, instead of what club they came from.

That's a bug bear of mine. They spend more time bringing up nuffy facts and having a good old laugh and joke rather than calling the game.
 

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That bit where they spent about 10 mins ripping on Lingy about Ablett and drinking lattes and so on was so frustrating. Just call the bloody game nobody cares about this crap.
 
It wasn't at all comical but it was annoying, in the Freo game when Bruce (I think) mentioned Hale Kicked 8 against Geelong once, Harley felt compelled to say despite that Geelong won the game. Idiot! The topic was Hale's ability as a goal kicker, it had nothing to do with Geelong.
 
It wasn't at all comical but it was annoying, in the Freo game when Bruce (I think) mentioned Hale Kicked 8 against Geelong once, Harley felt compelled to say despite that Geelong won the game. Idiot! The topic was Hale's ability as a goal kicker, it had nothing to do with Geelong.

Harley is a flog.

Someone said that he was quoted as saying he didn't mind being reminded of the 08 grand final. After that, whenever Hawks fans met him they'd continually heckle him and remind him! LOL
 

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Doc had just kicked the ball out on the full, and the commentary then proceeded to talk about how it was a prime example of the accurate kicking that hawthorn has developed....

I saw that...it was funny, but I think he did it at the same time BT was saying it...and BT made a note of the fact.
 
BT calling throughout the game, that in the humid and slippery conditions, GCSuns would run all over us in the last quarter.
Then in the last quarter, he spent more time talking about Ling's latte than how we were running all over them. Tool!
BT is just deplorable all round, I can't stand his commentary. When did he become such a twat? He shouldn't be near a TV microphone, especially at night matches, there are plenty who can do a better job.
I understand that he's been told to pump up the new club's tyres, but he was treating the audience like morons throughout Saturday's game.
 
BT calling throughout the game, that in the humid and slippery conditions, GCSuns would run all over us in the last quarter.
Then in the last quarter, he spent more time talking about Ling's latte than how we were running all over them. Tool!

He's a tosser, but I thought the latte stuff was pretty funny. "Ling-a-ding-dingy..." LOL
 

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when did punching the ball become fisting the ball?

The common taters switched to fisting a few years back :drunk:

Pretty sure the coaches still say "if you cant mark the ball, just punch it".
 
Was listening to the radio for the Freo game and when Langford kicked the goal from the pocket I think it was Dwayne Russell that said something like:

Langford's got the ball in the pocket, he's kicked a goal, they're taking the piss now Hawthorn !!!
 
Anyone noticed that BT simply wont STFU about Lindsay Gilbee?

Every time Sucklings kicking was mentioned, BT would somehow mention Lindsay Gilbee.

Gilbee retired 2 or 3 years ago, was average for 3 seasons before, and was only really decent in 2005-07. Whilst a good kick, he wasn't at sucklings level, especially from outside 50.

list of players more relevant in a Footskill discussion than Gilbee - Hurn, Hodge, Goddard, Drummond, Rich, Birchall, Guerra, Aker, Buckley, Ablett Jnr, Mackenzie, Robert Murphy the list goes on.

Why the obsession?
 
Anyone noticed that BT simply wont STFU about Lindsay Gilbee?

Every time Sucklings kicking was mentioned, BT would somehow mention Lindsay Gilbee.

Gilbee retired 2 or 3 years ago, was average for 3 seasons before, and was only really decent in 2005-07. Whilst a good kick, he wasn't at sucklings level, especially from outside 50.

list of players more relevant in a Footskill discussion than Gilbee - Hurn, Hodge, Goddard, Drummond, Rich, Birchall, Guerra, Aker, Buckley, Ablett Jnr, Mackenzie, Robert Murphy the list goes on.

Why the obsession?
Darcy raised it first and it went from there. Darcy finds it hard to make comparisons outside of his days at the Dogs.
 

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