Would be a positive headline...
"Blues Send Warnock Away for Nothing".
Carlton today made another move to improve their list for 2016 and beyond by trading Robert Warnock for absolutely nothing.
"We really feel nothing has the upside and ability to contribute consistently that we need," Andrew McKay said.
Statistically Warnock and nothing are very similar, with Warnock holding a significant lead in hitouts but otherwise the two are all but indistinguishable. Factoring in the difference in salary between Warnock and nothing, the move makes total sense from the Blues' point of view.
Incoming coach Brendon Bolton also endorsed the move.
"I'm just getting to know all the guys, but I do have ideas and impressions formed from afar, and in my view I'd be more excited about working with nothing than Warnock."
Etc.