This nominating what team you want to go to has to stop as well, you can name your state thats it.
How does everyone naming collingwood or the big club help the equalisation of the league, it doesnt, it hurts it. Then collingwood play hard ball and dont deal and get them for free in the PSD lol. the system is so broken.
THE COLLINGWOOD 'PITCH'
JUNE 15 2015
7.30am - Treloar arrives to Magpie HQ with Pickers and escorted to Eddie's office, by McChins smoking hot ex-model PA (who gives AT the wink-n-sexy smile routine).
7.35am - AT and Pickers sitting in Eddie's office deliberately left by themselves to look around. Pickers points out the photos of Eddie and Obama, Eddie and the old Hi-5 band members and of course, the photo of Eddie and the Rock strategically positioned on his desk facing AT's chair.
7.40am - Eddie enters with James Packer in tow, gives AT a firm handshake and Pickers a bro-hug, then sits on the front of his enormous mahogany desk to get proceedings underway.
EM - "So Adam, Liam tells me your keen on returning home and would like to play in front of 90,000 a week?"
AT - "Ahh yeah.."
EM - "Well Adam my friend, you've certainly come to the right place"
AT - "Really?.. Pickers told me we were going skydiving?.."
*Eddie re-adjusts picture of the Rock more front and centre of the conversation*
EM - "haha ol' Pickers he pulls that one on all his charges.. anyway, have you met my best friend James Packer before?.."
AT - "nah"
JP - "Hello Adam, nice to meet you, Eddie tells me you want to be a Millionaire, HAHAHA that's a showbiz pun, BUT SERIOUSLY.. you want to be a Millionaire right?..."
AT - "Ahh yeah.. I guess so?.."
JP - "Well Adam my friend, I don't want to pressure you BUT if you sign on with the mighty Pies I'll throw a little sumfin, sumfin for you 'under the table'..
AT - *looks at Pickers* "what's a sumfin, sumfin? and why would I want four table legs?.."
LP - "look it's all good mate, these guys are more trustworthy than me"
AT - "ok"
EM - "Let me level with you Adam. You seem like a nice bloke with a nice burst of speed, so picture this: The great man Nathan Buckley tucking you under the wing and giving you unprecedented nightclub privileges that not even Swanny would get, including half price entry to the Spearmint and unlimited drink vouchers at Crown *turns and high fives James*. Think of all the Magpie Army embracing you and not spitting on you anymore, but the magnificent people like Joffa and his family taking you into their homes and throwing the keys in the bowl, imagine the fun you'll have at this place?..
AT - "umm yeah.."
EM - "Ok mate you sound a bit hesitant and I know this is a lot to digest, especially when you should be skydiving haha *gives Pickers a love-tap punch on the arm* but I've never said this to anyone before.. not even Pendles, not even to Buck's himself.. but if you come to the Pies you will be immortalised as one of the greatest ever to play in front of 90,000.. *whispers* (and James will give your girlfriend a job paying $400k a year out the back counting money) how does that sound to you??.."
AT - "really James would get my missus a job for $400 bucks a year?.."
LP - "yes mate believe what they say, they are very trustworthy and you'll play in front of 90,000"
AT - "ok you got a deal"
EM - "wonderful Adam, now Pickers will take you into the office next door and we will pre-record an interview for us to play on our website in October when the deal goes through"
AT - "but what if someone hacks it like the *Bombers and Atley fiasco back in the day??.."
EM - "Haha mate that would never happen, we have the best IT mob in the world at the Pies because we play in front of 90,000!.. besides if it did happen I would just deny any knowledge of it existing - as they say deny, deny, deny! haha.
AT - "ok"
EM - "well Pickers I'll let you take it from here and don't forget to take the kid skydiving!" *James, Eddie and Pickers false belly laugh*
7.45am - Pickers and Treloar leave for the office next door.
EM - *turns to James and fist pumps* "ahhh these gen Y's, it's like taking wheat off a blind chook haha! now lets fly to Macau for a bender to celebrate eh bro?"
JP - "only if you'll sing karaoke with Mariah this time.."
*both break into LOL's*
7.46am - meeting concludes.