NFL 2016 Bold Predictions

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Post 'em here

- KC to miss playoffs
- Devontae Booker wins starting job + Offensive ROTY
- Blake Bortles to be in MVP discussion (top 5ish)
- Von Miller equals season sack record
- Goodell loses his job


Extended list to come...

 

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AFC:
1. Pittsburgh Steelers 13-3
2. New England Patriots 11-5
3. Denver Broncos 10-6
4. Indianapolis Colts 9-7
5. Cincinnati Bengals 10-6
6. Baltimore Ravens 9-7
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7. Kansas City Chiefs 9-7
8. Jacksonville Jaguars 9-7


NFC:
1. Green Bay Packers 14-2
2. Carolina Panthers 13-3
3. Seattle Seahawks 12-4
4. Dallas Cowboys 9-7
5. Arizona Cardinals 11-5
6. Minnesota Vikings 10-6
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7. Chicago Bears 8-8
8. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 7-9


SB: Pitt @ Sea


The More I look at it the more I think Seattle beats Pittsburgh

 

[Chewy316]

AFC West to become the 'new' NFC West of the early part of this decade.
Dallas to miss the playoffs again.
Josh Norman to struggle with the Redskins.
Andrew Luck to flop again this season.
Raiders to receive approval to relocate to Las Vegas, though they will elect to stay in Oakland until the Vegas dome is built.
Concussion to be the biggest topic of the season, unless you count Deflategate continuing into 2017.

 

[ausbacker]

Ashley Manning shocks the world by becoming the first female Quarterback in the NFL, breaks all of Peyton Manning's records, and leads the Denver Broncos to a perfect 19-0 season.

 

[Exe Gesis]

Roger Goodell is caught drink driving and does not suspend himself.

 

[Exe Gesis]

Johnny Manziel dies from heart failure during a one-night stand with Demi Moore.

 

[Exe Gesis]

San Diego Chargers beat Detroit Lions in the Super Bowl

 

[Exe Gesis]

By week 8 or 9, there are still 4 undefeated teams in the NFL.

 

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Ashley Manning shocks the world by becoming the first female Quarterback in the NFL, breaks all of Peyton Manning's records, and leads the Denver Broncos to a perfect 19-0 season.

Unlikely but not impossible with that team

 

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The 'deflator' finally loses the amount of weight he was aiming to

 

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Garoppolo has a high QBR/PR than Brady over the course of the season

 

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* it, Bortles wins MVP

 

[Exe Gesis]

Jared Goff
3,500 yards
28 TDs
10 INTs

 

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Jets overpay Fitz and then he stinks it up

 

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Roethlisberger gets benched against Kansas City due to poor play, Chiefs blow the Steelers out

(I will explain this in about 8 months time)

 

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Osweiler gets sacked 7 times by the Broncos D

 

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Osweiler: 21 TD's, 17 INT's, 3,800yds

(assuming he plays 16 games)

 

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Ezekiel Elliot 1,600 yds, 10 TD's

(or averages 100yds/per game he plays)

 

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Packers 14-2

One and done

 

[Exe Gesis]

BOLD predictions, not possible (bar the Osweiler one).

 

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BOLD predictions, not possible (bar the Osweiler one).

Do you mean impossible?

Impossible for Elliot to have 1600? Jerry Jones could have 1,600 behind that O-line

Impossible for the Packers to go 14-2 1nD? Happened before

 

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Carson Wentz first start comes Week 12 primetime vs. the Packers (Eagles coaches get really hyped and make a stupid decision)

Packers win something along the lines of 55-0

 

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BUT

Carson Wentz chants (memories of Tebow chants) start in Weeks 1, as the Browns lead the Eagles at 3 quarter time, with Philly stagnant on offense

"WE WANT CARSON

WE WANT CARSON

WE WANT CARSON"

 

[Exe Gesis]

Carson Wentz won't start a game till maybe week 14. But I'll say he'll sit his entire first season.

 

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Winston throws 5 TD's @ Panthers, Week 5 MNF