2016 Predictions

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Premiers: Doggies
Norm Smith: Libba
Brownlow: Fyfe
Coleman: Dixon
Dee's wins: 11
Dee's to finish: 9th
Rising Star: Oliver
Dee's B&F: Vandenberg
Outrageous Dee's claim: Jetta and TMAC both named AA.
Outrageous non-Dee's: Hawks to miss the 8
 
Premiers: West Coast

Norm Smith: Priddis

Brownlow: Fyfe

Coleman: Buddy

Dees Wins: 12

Dees to finish: 8th

Rising Star: Darcy Moore

Dee's B&F: N.Jones

Outrageous dees claim: Dees win elimination final

Outrageous claim(non-dees): Tigers & port both miss finals

Unfortunate Claim 2016: Dees still can't beat norf
 
Premiers: Fremantle
Norm Smith: Mundy
Minor Premiers: Fremantle
Coleman: J Riewoldt
Brownlow: Dangerfield
Rising Star: Christian Petracca
Demon Wins: 10
Dee's Ladder Position: 11th
Best and Fairest: N Jones
Your outrageous claim for 2016 (Melbourne related): Kent pushes for AA
Your outrageous claim for 2016 (non-Melbourne related): Tigers make a prelim

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Yep! Unfortunately even if Kent earns AA they'd put some mid that they couldn't fit in their correct position in the forward line...
 
Premiers: Fremantle
Norm Smith: S.Hill
Minor Premiers: Fremantle
Coleman: J.Riewoldt
Brownlow: Hannebery
Rising Star: Weitering from Mills, Steele, Oliver & Petracca
Demon Wins: 10
Dee's Ladder Position: 12th
Best and Fairest: Viney
Your outrageous claim for 2016 (Melbourne related): Dees finally land a big fish in the off season
Your outrageous claim for 2016 (non-Melbourne related): Hawks miss top 4
 
Premiers: Hawks
Norm Smith: Luke Hodge
Minor Premiers: Bulldogs
Coleman: J. Riewoldt
Brownlow: Nathaniel Fyfe
Rising Star: Oliver, Petracca or some dickhead from Carlton
Demon Wins: 10
Dee's Ladder Position: 10th
Best and Fairest: Jack Viney. Will turn elite this year. Bookmark it.
Your outrageous claim for 2016 (Melbourne related): Melbourne defeats North Melbourne. At Etihad.
Your outrageous claim for 2016 (non-melbourne related): Some football player does something stupid involving drugs/alcohol at some point during the year
 
Premiers: Geelong
Norm Smith: Dangerfield
Minor Premiers: Fremantle
Coleman: Cameron
Brownlow: Dangerfield
Rising Star: Weitering
Demon Wins: 10
Dee's Ladder Position: 12th
Best and Fairest: Viney
Your outrageous claim for 2016 (Melbourne related): Petracca top 5 in BnF
Your outrageous claim for 2016 (non-Melbourne related): Port bottom 4
 
Premiers: Geelong
Norm Smith: Dangerfield
Minor Premiers: Fremantle
Coleman: Cameron
Brownlow: Dangerfield
Rising Star: Weitering
Demon Wins: 10
Dee's Ladder Position: 12th
Best and Fairest: Viney
Your outrageous claim for 2016 (Melbourne related): Petracca top 5 in BnF
Your outrageous claim for 2016 (non-Melbourne related): Port bottom 4
You've really taken some risky shots here! If Petracca finishes top in the BnF he'd have to be a 99% to take out the RS as well I reckon.
 
You've really taken some risky shots here! If Petracca finishes top in the BnF he'd have to be a 99% to take out the RS as well I reckon.

Who said I had to make sense?!

I'm hedging my bets.
 
Premiers: Hawks
Norm Smith: Luke Hodge
Minor Premiers: Bulldogs
Coleman: J. Riewoldt
Brownlow: Nathaniel Fyfe
Rising Star: Oliver, Petracca or some dickhead from Carlton
Demon Wins: 10
Dee's Ladder Position: 10th
Best and Fairest: Jack Viney. Will turn elite this year. Bookmark it.
Your outrageous claim for 2016 (Melbourne related): Melbourne defeats North Melbourne. At Etihad.
Your outrageous claim for 2016 (non-melbourne related): Some football player does something stupid involving drugs/alcohol at some point during the year
1 small problem with your outrageous claim we cant beat north at etihad this yr
 

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Premiers: Hawforn
Norm Smith: Cyril goes B2B
Minor Premiers: Port
Coleman: Was going to being Jeremy Cameron but not any more because of suspension, gotta go Kennedy
Brownlow: Chad Wingard
Rising Star: Christian Petracca (will light up the comp in the second half of the year)
Demon Wins: 10
Dee's Ladder Position: 10th
Best and Fairest: Max Gawn
Your outrageous claim for 2016 (Melbourne related): Melbourne gives Port one of its only 4 losses of the H&A season, we finish higher on the ladder than the Bullflogs
Your outrageous claim for 2016 (non-melbourne related): Jimmy Toumpas shows no awareness and is run down by Cyril late in the GF, costs Port the premiership. ;)
 
Premiers: Dean Kent
Norm Smith: Dean Kent
Minor Premiers: Dean Kent
Coleman: Dean Kent
Brownlow: Dean Kent
Rising Star: Dean Kents media profile
Demon Wins: Kent
Dee's Ladder Position: Topkent
Best and Fairest: Dean Kent
Your outrageous claim for 2016: Dean Kent
Your outrageous claim for 2016 (non-melbourne related ;)

Dean Kent kills maverick Weller with a hip and shoulder
 
Premiers: Dean Kent
Norm Smith: Dean Kent
Minor Premiers: Dean Kent
Coleman: Dean Kent
Brownlow: Dean Kent
Rising Star: Dean Kents media profile
Demon Wins: Kent
Dee's Ladder Position: Topkent
Best and Fairest: Dean Kent
Your outrageous claim for 2016: Dean Kent
Your outrageous claim for 2016 (non-melbourne related ;)

Dean Kent kills maverick Weller with a hip and shoulder
I think you mean Clark Kent.
 
Premiers: Don't care
Norm Smith: see above
Minor Premiers: eh
Coleman: Kennedy
Brownlow: Gawn
Rising Star: Petracca
Demon Wins: 12
Dee's Ladder Position: 8th
Best and Fairest: Jack Viney
Your outrageous claim for 2016 (Melbourne related): Injury gods decide not to surprise sex our team this time.
Your outrageous claim for 2016 (non-melbourne related): Kevin Sheedy to begin gender transformation.
 
If we do finish 8th by God I hope we get Richmond, WB, or even Geelong/Collingwood in a final at the MCG. Especially if it's the first we'd go in with a huge chance.

Honestly I'll be happy with anything better than 12th. I'm just so used to mediocrity that I can't accept that it's possible for us to make finals. For us to even win three preseason games is so unMelbourne already, and I don't think it'll be possible to really gauge where we are until R5 after we've played North, Collingwood, and Richmond. We absolutely HAVE to win two of those game or at least one and come bloody close in the others. If not it's obviously not season over but if we do it's a huge turning point for this football club.
 
Premiers: WC
Norm Smith: McGovern
Minor Premiers: WC
Coleman: Kennedy
Brownlow: Dangerfield
Rising Star: Callum Mills
Demon Wins: 10
Dee's Ladder Position: 10th
Best and Fairest: Jack Viney
Your outrageous claim for 2016 (Melbourne related): Matt Jones to be a reasonable contributor with his spreading and linking our defence to attack as well as Lumanji
Your outrageous claim for 2016 (non-melbourne related): Tigers make the GF
 
I stuffed everything else up, but
Premiers: Fremantle (really could be anyone who makes the 8 this year, hawks are going to be there but they'll slide and i think if freo can start in good form again and hold it they could well end up there again. but i have no confidence really in anyone i put here so i just went with freo)
Norm Smith: Fyfe
Minor Premiers: West Coast
Coleman: Josh Kennedy (wc)
Brownlow: Robbie Gray
Rising Star: Weitering
Demon Wins: 11
Dee's Ladder Position: 9th
Best and Fairest: Max Gawn
Your outrageous claim for 2016 (Melbourne related): Beat Hawthorn
Your outrageous claim for 2016 (non-melbourne related): Geelong won't make finals
My unfortunate claim for 2016: Terlich will play a senior game in 2016
 
Premiers: West Coast
Norm Smith: Andrew Gaff
Minor Premiers: West Coast
Coleman: JJ Kennedy
Brownlow: Scott Pendlebury
Rising Star: Callum Mills
Demon Wins: 9
Dee's Ladder Position: 12th
Best and Fairest: Jack Viney
Your outrageous claim for 2016 (Melbourne related): Jack Watts AA HFF!
Your outrageous claim for 2016 (non-melbourne related): Norf to finish 13th-15th
Your unfortunate claim for 2016: Melbourne will lose to two of St Kilda, Essendon and Carlton

BUMP... Simply to highlight "Your unfortunate claim for 2016: Melbourne will lose to two of St Kilda, Essendon and Carlton". s**t, how good am I? I actually should have made it "at least two of...".
 
Premiers: Hawforn
Norm Smith: Cyril goes B2B
Minor Premiers: Port
Coleman: Was going to being Jeremy Cameron but not any more because of suspension, gotta go Kennedy
Brownlow: Chad Wingard
Rising Star: Christian Petracca (will light up the comp in the second half of the year)
Demon Wins: 10
Dee's Ladder Position: 10th
Best and Fairest: Max Gawn
Your outrageous claim for 2016 (Melbourne related): Melbourne gives Port one of its only 4 losses of the H&A season, we finish higher on the ladder than the Bullflogs
Your outrageous claim for 2016 (non-melbourne related): Jimmy Toumpas shows no awareness and is run down by Cyril late in the GF, costs Port the premiership. ;)

I know my team gud.

10 wins, 10th on the ladder, Maxy to win the B&F. :thumbsu:

Petracca the only one to let me down for the RS, nek minnut kicks 8 goals against Geelong.
 
Looking at this thread, Trac has actually been a bit of a let down compared to expectation. I dont personally think he'll become a really good player until he fixes his disposal, especially by foot. In games like yesterday, he's big but not much else
 

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