2017 Association Football Awards - Final Results!

[Zidane98]

Ever since he put a ring on it he is only allowed to stay out for 2 drinks max so he was out of the running for the session

2 drinks max with his mates. Busy picking flower bouquets, doing the cooking and cleaning at home. Cruyffy the new age man!! Sounds like strippers are probably banned for the bucks night - will you blokes be doing a FIFA night instead?

 

[jd2010]

If Sissoko can get regular game time then I'm not wrong.

Sissoko is only getting games because we've got 3-4 injuries. I don't disagree Henderson would get in ahead of him but neither come close if Wanyama, Winks, Dembele and Alderieweld (means Dier can play midfield) are all fit

 

[jd2010]

2 drinks max with his mates. Busy picking flower bouquets, doing the cooking and cleaning at home. Cruyffy the new age man!! Sounds like strippers are probably banned for the bucks night - will you blokes be doing a FIFA night instead?

I'm pretty sure I'm uninvited to it for the carnage we'd force him to cause. Little does he know we are going to abduct his sorry arse and chain to a light pole in a gimp suit

 

[Zidane98]

I'm pretty sure I'm uninvited to it for the carnage we'd force him to cause. Little does he know we are going to abduct his sorry arse and chain to a light pole in a gimp suit

At least make it a Bruce outfit to keep him happy.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Sissoko is only getting games because we've got 3-4 injuries. I don't disagree Henderson would get in ahead of him but neither come close if Wanyama, Winks, Dembele and Alderieweld (means Dier can play midfield) are all fit

hahahaha Est1997 is actually serious. Lordy.

I'm pretty sure I'm uninvited to it for the carnage we'd force him to cause. Little does he know we are going to abduct his sorry arse and chain to a light pole in a gimp suit

Requesting this also is recorded.

 

[RossFC]

hahahaha Est1997 is actually serious. Lordy.

First Gerrard, now this. You are killing me here.

 

[Established1870]

hahahaha Est1997 is actually serious. Lordy.

Reported. Enjoy your ban.

 

[typeclub]

Lol I'm making waves.

 

[Van_Dyke]

Individual Awards:

Best Poster: chef or Cruyff14
Worst Poster: windyhill
Funniest Poster: Sozabarus
Favourite Poster: Fryer Tuck
Smartest poster: Fryer Tuck
Best Troll: FAITH
Worst Troll: Bojan
Best Post: Any Slippy G gif.
Worst Post: Any of Typeclub's salty Messi posts. Trying to cut down a great SMH.
Most Improved Poster: Bradesmaen
Most Bias Poster: Who else. Jod23
Most Objective Poster: PendlePie or ossie_21
Posters you'd like to have a drink with: jd2010 Bojan KantKick Cooksen (both at the cricket would be awesome)

Collective Awards:
Best Thread: Our Yids safe haven
Worst Thread: Any transfer thread
Best set of supporters: Everton
Worst set of supporters: Red Mancs
Most biased supporters: Who else. Liverpool.

be that way then

I'm pretty sure I'm uninvited to it for the carnage we'd force him to cause. Little does he know we are going to abduct his sorry arse and chain to a light pole in a gimp suit

nah, he'll be wondering what you guys will be planning to get up to with him

 

[largebus]

Individual Awards:

Best Poster: RossFC
Worst Poster: Zidane98
Funniest Poster: jod23
Favourite Poster: largebus
Smartest poster: Fryer Tuck
Best Troll: Wealstone Raider
Worst Troll: Doctor Gero
Best Post:

My wife, who has no interest in football whatsoever, just told me that Coutinho is going to Barcelona.

"Are you going to have a tantrum about it like you did when your boyfriend Torres left?"
"F*** off."

Worst Post:
Most Improved Poster:
Most Bias Poster: jod23 typeclub
Most Objective Poster: SM
Posters you'd like to have a drink with: typeclub

Collective Awards:
Best Thread: Transfer Discussion Thread--The part where everyone thought Everton would be a top 4 threat
Worst Thread: Transfer Discussion Thread--The part where Van Dijk almost came
Best set of supporters: Kidderminster Harriers
Worst set of supporters: Norf London
Most biased supporters: Anyone Blue

 

[Art Vandelay_]

be that way then

You were no.1 in my beez votes. What more do you want..
Selfish bastard.

 

[typeclub]

Individual Awards:

Best Poster: WealstoneRaider - good to have an elder with experience in life. Tells it straight, not afraid of ruffling feathers. Monk like
Worst PosterSM - in all the s**t fights. And doesn't do podcasts any more
Funniest Poster: Bojan KantKick he delivers. While the comedy can be lacklustre at times here his comments bring a smile to the face.
Favourite Poster: thecatattack his La Liga comments are quality.
Smartest poster: Fryer Tuck always has something interesting to say.
Best Troll: kangaspurs is doing well with his Pool material. FAITH when she's not making hurtful comments to me.
Worst Troll: Zidane98 his kunfu is not good.
Best Post: Morataaaaa goooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaal.. One of Gosha's gems
Worst Post: when WealstoneRaider was banned from Off Topic.
Most Improved Poster: Established
Most Bias Poster: it should be called the jod23 award
Most Objective Poster: RossFC he likes posts that troll his club. That tells you he is objective
Posters you'd like to have a drink with: Wealstone, Faith, RossFC, Cruyff14, Bojan, SM, Zidane

Collective Awards:
Best Thread: the Champions league final one.
Worst Thread: the matchday threads when Morata was injured.
Best set of supporters: the Real Madrid armada.
Worst set of supporters: Barcelona fans
Most biased supporters: Hull City

 

[Cruyff14]

Individual Awards:
Best Poster: chef
Worst Poster: Faith/Apollo
Funniest Poster: Soza
Favourite Poster: magma
Smartest poster: Fryer Tuck
Best Troll: Gosha
Worst Troll: Faith
Best Post: Any of glenferry's Simpson references.
Worst Post: When Langanis said managers don't go out to draw games
Most Improved Poster: Gosha
Most Bias Poster: jod23
Most Objective Poster: Ross FC
Poster you'd like to have a drink with: glenferry, SM, chef

Collective Awards:
Best Thread:
Worst Thread: The Klopp Files
Best set of supporters: Our lads are pretty good, but do like the Chelsea fellas too.
Worst set of supporters: Liverpool
Most biased supporters: United/Liverpool

 

[jd2010]

Individual Awards:
Best Poster: chef
Worst Poster: Faith/Apollo
Funniest Poster: Soza
Favourite Poster: magma
Smartest poster: Fryer Tuck
Best Troll: Gosha
Worst Troll: Faith
Best Post: Any of glenferry's Simpson references.
Worst Post: When Langanis said managers don't go out to draw games
Most Improved Poster: Gosha
Most Bias Poster: jod23
Most Objective Poster: Ross FC
Poster you'd like to have a drink with: glenferry, SM, chef

Collective Awards:
Best Thread:
Worst Thread: The Klopp Files
Best set of supporters: Our lads are pretty good, but do like the Chelsea fellas too.
Worst set of supporters: Liverpool
Most biased supporters: United/Liverpool

Looks i just got uninvited

Have fun without me glenferry23 chef SM

 

[SM]

Good, I can save $140.

$140 per person??

 

[SM]

Alright I'll be serious now:

Individual Awards:

Best Poster: Fryer Tuck, Jatz RossFC
Worst Poster: FAITH (is this even debatable?)
Funniest Poster: Bojan KantKick or Sozabarus
Favourite Poster: RossFC, go you pups
Smartest Poster: Fryer Tuck, go you pups
Best Troll: Bojan KantKick, Doctor Gero
Worst Troll: FAITH
Best Post: NUFC Tiger having a meltdown when a Mackem finally found this board.
Worst Post: FAITH has come up with too many shockers to count really.
Most Improved Poster: Haven't been here enough to give a good nominee.
Most Bias Poster: jod23
Most Subjective Poster: SM
Poster I'd have a beer with: NUFC Tiger if he doesn't go punching horses.

Collective Awards:

Best Thread: Any thread with an Arsenal melt.
Worst Thread: Klopp Files, The Toon Army Thread.
Best Set of Supporters: Everton fans.
Worst Set of Supporters: Real Madrid fans.
Most Biased Supporters: Liverpool fans.

Subjective?

 

[FAITH]

Here are the votes to this years FAITH Eurovision:

Individual Awards:

Best Poster: Theres a few that are really good, but the depth of WealstoneRaider comes through in his posts. You can tell hes had a variety of life experiences, but unfortunate most of you guys on here try to shut him down.

Worst Poster: tough one, i like the variety of opinions on here, probably the questionable bias posters annoy me.
And @cruyffy recently with all the wedding stuff, we just know how thats gonna end dont we?


Funniest Poster: Gosha typeclub jod23

Favourite Poster: WealstoneRaider and 3 above, but special mention to FAITH Jr aka RossFC , ive put a lot of work into this kid, nice to see him finally be acknowledged by assoc unlike i who was denied justice and persecuted for my beliefs.

Smartest poster: newcastle supporters are pretty good

Best Troll: Gosha jod23

Worst Troll: Mr_Bojangles the wannabe mod, part timer adds nothing to this board.

Best Post: So many, i like the encouraging post WealstoneRaider posted to me 'to hang in there, and not let the yes voters get me down' when i wasnt going to vote for fear of persecution.

Worst Post: so much s**t about Ronaldo being up there with messi, please dude he isnt even the best ronaldo to play the game.

Most Improved Poster: chef and Jatz have improved a lot recently

Most Bias Poster: jod23 bloody hell i dont get how any supporter can be so blind.

Most Objective Poster: maybe FAITH Jr

Posters you'd like to have a drink with: i dont drink, but i wouldnt mind having a mani-pedi and talk about our crushes with typeclub . No matter what you think mate, i do support your lifestyle.


Collective Awards:

Best Thread: Klopp Files, will go down as one of the best of all time.

Worst Thread: Off Topic has become an echo chamber for snowflakes.

Best set of supporters: I like most of them.

Worst set of supporters: Manure supporters are so delusional, Arse supporters are so schizo, Citeh Grp supporters who think their owners are awesome.

Most biased supporters: LFC.

 

[RossFC]

FAITH Jr aka RossFC

I accept this great honour bestowed upon me.

 

[Jatz]

Individual Awards:

Best Poster:Magma
Funniest Poster: Soz
Favourite Poster: Glenferry23
Smartest poster: Fryer Tuck
Best Post: Anything with stats involved.
Most Improved Poster: Gosha
Most Bias Poster: Jod (always Jod haha).
Most Objective Poster: RossFC
Posters you'd like to have a drink with: jd2010, Glenferry23, Doctor Gero (just so we could argue over why Victoria is not the best cricketing state in the country )

Collective Awards:
Best Thread: Off Topic - never quite know what you'll find in there.
Best set of supporters: Liverpool - that lot have grown on me in recent times.
Most biased supporters: United.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Doctor Gero (just so we could argue over why Victoria is not the best cricketing state in the country )

That’s either an extremely long or extremely short conversation.

 

[Cruyff14]

Looks i just got uninvited

Have fun without me glenferry23 chef SM

We had drinks the other week ffs.

$140 per person??

Yup.

 

[Cruyff14]

And love to see FAITH going tit for tat. She's done it the last three years, at least she is keeping up with traditions.

 

[SM]

We had drinks the other week ffs.


Yup.

Jesus, ours is $85 or something I think.

 

[Cruyff14]

Jesus, ours is $85 or something I think.

Good deal. Our was going to be $125, but we got accommodation thrown in as part of the package which bumped the price up.

Better not talk about wedding stuff though or people might have aneurysms.

 

[SM]

Good deal. Our was going to be $125, but we got accommodation thrown in as part of the package which bumped the price up.

Better not talk about wedding stuff though or people might have aneurysms.

Ours has accomodation but since that's not worked out on a pp basis isn't included in the calc, the $85 is just for the meals.