2017 Association Football Awards - Final Results!

[Art Vandelay_]

Individual Awards:

Best Poster:
Worst Poster:
Funniest Poster:
Favourite Poster:
Smartest poster:
Best Troll:
Worst Troll:
Best Post:
Worst Post:
Most Improved Poster:
Most Bias Poster:
Most Objective Poster:
Posters you'd like to have a drink with:

Collective Awards:
Best Thread:
Worst Thread:
Best set of supporters:
Worst set of supporters:
Most biased supporters:

Seeing as Cruyff14 is too busy picking flower arrangements might as well start this up again.
Most here know the drill already. Not compulsory to select every category if you can't think of something/someone.

chef Jatz RossFC a sticky would be nice.

 

[Cruyff14]

Are there caps on how many there should be on each category?

 

[RossFC]

Are there caps on how many there should be on each category?

I reckon 2 or 3 is enough.

 

[jd2010]

3. And if you break the rules I'm not coming to the wedding

 

[Cruyff14]

3. And if you break the rules I'm not coming to the wedding

Good, I can save $140.

 

[jd2010]

Good, I can save $140.

Good I can save $600 on the present. That was the benchmark for gifts wasn't it?

 

[Cruyff14]

Good I can save $600 on the present. That was the benchmark for gifts wasn't it?

$6000

 

[Established1870]

Best set of supporters: Sunderland fans.
Worst set of supporters: Newcastle fans.
Worst poster: Mooch

 

[RossFC]

Individual Awards:
Best Poster: chef Jatz (Do a good job running this fine establishment)
Worst Poster: typeclub (I think Real/Ronaldo being crap has taken its toll on him), Dunc (For raging at Soz's list)
Funniest Poster: glenferry23 (Love the Simpsons gifs)
Favourite Poster: Zidane98
Smartest poster: Established1870 (Has a vast and in depth knowledge of most leagues)
Best Troll: Bojan KantKick (Likes to bait a little bit but within reason to make it fun)
Worst Troll: FAITH WealstoneRaider (Try not to get in too much trouble)
Best Post: Whenever I make a matchday thread and ramble for a bit in the OP.
Worst Post: Any Gerrard slip gif. Get the f over it. It happened years ago.
Most Improved Poster: Bradesmaen, RPCB
Most Bias Poster: jod23 (Has improved since the year before though)
Most Objective Poster: SM
Poster you'd like to have a drink with: Langanis

Collective Awards:
Best Thread: LFC Thread (My happy place), Sozabarus’ Bottom 30
Worst Thread: Any WR thread that gets deleted.
Best set of supporters: Everton (Their fans seem humble due to their situation)
Worst set of supporters: Spurs (Love a poopfight)
Most biased supporters: The Red Mancs (Every run of the mill player is world class over at that mob)

 

[Gosha]

Best Poster: RossFC, Thomas9, Jatz
Worst Poster:
Funniest Poster: Sozabarus, WealstoneRaider, Bojan KantKick
Favourite Poster: FAITH
Smartest poster: SM, glenferry23, Buckleys Jocks
Best Troll: FAITH
Worst Troll:
Best Post: “Meltdude” (lmao gets me every time), WR’s cumridden comment to chef or FAITH pretending to be happy for typeclub being gay
Worst Post: Probably Duncan stinking up about Sozabarus’ lighthearted Bottom 30 thread. Painful reading.
Most Improved Poster: RPCB
Most Bias Poster:
Most Objective Poster: jd2010
Posters you'd like to have a drink with: Whoever came up with “Meltdude”

Collective Awards:
Best Thread: Sozabarus’ Bottom 30
Worst Thread: Is Kevin de Bruyne the best player in the world right now?, Gabriel Jesus, The Klopp Files
Best set of supporters: Chelsea of course but outside of us would have to be Arsenal
Worst set of supporters: Stevenage
Most biased supporters: Crawley Town

 

[RossFC]

Best Poster: RossFC, Thomas9, Jatz
Worst Poster:
Funniest Poster: Sozabarus, WealstoneRaider, Bojan KantKick
Favourite Poster: FAITH
Smartest poster: SM, glenferry23, Buckleys Jocks
Best Troll: FAITH
Worst Troll:
Best Post: “Meltdude” (lmao gets me every time), WR’s cumridden comment to chef or FAITH pretending to be happy for typeclub being gay
Worst Post: Probably Duncan stinking up about Sozabarus’ lighthearted Bottom 30 thread. Painful reading.
Most Improved Poster: RPCB
Most Bias Poster:
Most Objective Poster: jd2010
Posters you'd like to have a drink with: Whoever came up with “Meltdude”

Collective Awards:
Best Thread: Sozabarus’ Bottom 30
Worst Thread: Is Kevin de Bruyne the best player in the world right now?, Gabriel Jesus, The Klopp Files
Best set of supporters: Chelsea of course but outside of us would have to be Arsenal
Worst set of supporters: Stevenage
Most biased supporters: Crawley Town

Hard to remember all the stuff but I actually agree with some of these. RPCB being one of the most improved posters and Dunc raging at Soz's list.

Also lol at meltdude.

 

[Established1870]

Alright I'll be serious now:

Individual Awards:

Best Poster: Fryer Tuck, Jatz RossFC
Worst Poster: FAITH (is this even debatable?)
Funniest Poster: Bojan KantKick or Sozabarus
Favourite Poster: RossFC, go you pups
Smartest Poster: Fryer Tuck, go you pups
Best Troll: Bojan KantKick, Doctor Gero
Worst Troll: FAITH
Best Post: NUFC Tiger having a meltdown when a Mackem finally found this board.
Worst Post: FAITH has come up with too many shockers to count really.
Most Improved Poster: Haven't been here enough to give a good nominee.
Most Bias Poster: jod23
Most Objective Poster: SM
Poster I'd have a beer with: NUFC Tiger if he doesn't go punching horses.

Collective Awards:

Best Thread: Any thread with an Arsenal melt.
Worst Thread: Klopp Files, The Toon Army Thread.
Best Set of Supporters: Everton fans.
Worst Set of Supporters: Real Madrid fans.
Most Biased Supporters: Liverpool fans.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Individual Awards:

Best Poster: chef or Cruyff14
Worst Poster: windyhill
Funniest Poster: Sozabarus
Favourite Poster: Fryer Tuck
Smartest poster: Fryer Tuck
Best Troll: FAITH
Worst Troll: Bojan
Best Post: Any Slippy G gif.
Worst Post: Any of Typeclub's salty Messi posts. Trying to cut down a great SMH.
Most Improved Poster: Bradesmaen
Most Bias Poster: Who else. Jod23
Most Objective Poster: PendlePie or ossie_21
Posters you'd like to have a drink with: jd2010 Bojan KantKick Cooksen (both at the cricket would be awesome)

Collective Awards:
Best Thread: Our Yids safe haven
Worst Thread: Any transfer thread
Best set of supporters: Everton
Worst set of supporters: Red Mancs
Most biased supporters: Who else. Liverpool.

 

[RossFC]

Best Post: Any Slippy G gif.

Damn it!

 

[Established1870]

Damn it!

Is this the gif you're talking about mate?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Damn it!

Let's analyse yours shall we...

Best Poster: chef Jatz (Do a good job running this fine establishment)

You're in the job already. You can stop kissing arse now

Worst Post: Any Gerrard slip gif. Get the f over it. It happened years ago.

Like the kids at school who hate being called four eyes or shorty. We know you hate it so we'll enjoy it more

 

[Sozabarus]

Will refrane from the negative awards as that's not my vibe.

Best Poster: RossFC - Such a sweet boy
Funniest Poster: Tradespert -Absolutely hilarious in the Everton thread. A shame he stopped posting on the main board this season. Not sure why that is.
Favourite Poster: Cruyff14 - My hero, my mate.
Smartest poster: glenferry23 - Are vegans smart? Probably.
Best Troll: chef - By a country mile. The fact that I seem to be the only person who can see what a massive troll this guy is says it all. A true master of his craft.
Most Improved Poster: Gosha - To think I once found this guy kind of annoying. He's probably the overall MVP of the board this year.
Most Objective Poster: Magma PendlePie jd2010 Buckleys Jocks are all very reasonable

Best Thread: The Ox Files
Best set of supporters: Everton

 

[RossFC]

Is this the gif you're talking about mate?

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You've gone from the smartest poster to being the biggest smartarse in my votes.

 

[RossFC]

Let's analyse yours shall we...

You're in the job already. You can stop kissing arse now

Like the kids at school who hate being called four eyes or shorty. We know you hate it so we'll enjoy it more

Making fun of people with poor sight what a low blow!

 

[Mooch]

Best set of supporters: Sunderland fans.
Worst set of supporters: Newcastle fans.
Worst poster: Mooch

I liked this just so I could cliick 'unlike'

 

[Zidane98]

Individual Awards

Best Poster: Chef. Cool, calm and collected. Pulls out the ban hammer when needed. Completely unruffled by some of the unjustified criticism he has copped on this board.
Worst Poster: typeclub. Real's shitness is reflected in his posting.
Funniest Poster: Gosha.
Favourite Poster: RossFC - top bloke.
Smartest poster: Elhadji, Glenferry. Very insightful and intelligent.
Best Troll: moomba. Has mastered the art of the subtle troll / bait.
Worst Troll: typeclub - it's no longer trolling if every single post is an attempted troll.
Best Post: FAITH calling chef soft - you just knew what was going to happen next!!!
Worst Post: Salah only has pace going for him - huge backfire!!!
Most Improved Poster: RPCB
Most Bias Poster: BojanKantKick
Most Objective Poster: jd2010
Posters you'd like to have a drink with: WR would surely be a laugh after a pint or 20. NUFCTiger, RossFC and Soz would be fun to have a beer with.

Collective Awards:

Best Thread: Tipping thread. Soz is a genius.
Worst Thread: Arsenal FC: Out of control. The bitching and moaning going on here is eerily similar to what is seen on ArsenalFanTV.
Best set of supporters: LFC fans of course, if not then Newcastle supporters.
Worst set of supporters: Sperz. The shitfight kings.
Most biased supporters: United

 

[jd2010]

Individual Awards:

Best Poster: Jatz good general poster and has a good taste in afl teams and tv shows.
Worst Poster: typeclub getting too predictable with cr7 on his way down hasn't got much material left.
Funniest Poster: Bojan KantKick his quick fire short post the other day after cruffy's spiel about wedding planning was gold.
Favourite Poster: Cruyff14 some absolute gems for the rest of us to run with
Smartest poster: Fryer Tuck nobody comes close
Best Troll: FAITH her best is as good as it gets. WealstoneRaider deserves a mention for how easily he rustles a few feathers.
Worst Troll: FAITH but then the worst it deadset awful.
Best Post: too many to think of. Some of Gosha work during the afl season and then some gold from Bojan KantKick throughout the year deserve mention. Actually come to think of it Gosha for his attack on Dortmund pre CL and then once they failed was pretty epic.
Worst Post: whoever said Henderson would be in spurs best XI
Most Improved Poster: Gosha
Most Bias Poster: jod23 is the cop out answer and he has improved I'd say but still takes it out
Most Objective Poster: Magma wins it. Usually SM too, just don't get him talking about Jeff Hendrik and that Irish national team
Posters you'd like to have a drink with: Doctor Gero Bojan KantKick Gosha

Collective Awards:
Best Thread: the prediction thread is always good value at the start of the season
Worst Thread: transfer thread
Best set of supporters: Spurs and City
Worst set of supporters: Arsenal just for windyhill
Most biased supporters: Liverpool

 

[Zidane98]

Individual Awards:

Best Poster: Jatz good general poster and has a good taste in afl teams and tv shows.
Worst Poster: typeclub getting too predictable with cr7 on his way down hasn't got much material left.
Funniest Poster: Bojan KantKick his quick fire short post the other day after cruffy's spiel about wedding planning was gold.
Favourite Poster: Cruyff14 some absolute gems for the rest of us to run with
Smartest poster: Fryer Tuck nobody comes close
Best Troll: FAITH her best is as good as it gets. WealstoneRaider deserves a mention for how easily he rustles a few feathers.
Worst Troll: FAITH but then the worst it deadset awful.
Best Post: too many to think of. Some of Gosha work during the afl season and then some gold from Bojan KantKick throughout the year deserve mention. Actually come to think of it Gosha for his attack on Dortmund pre CL and then once they failed was pretty epic.
Worst Post: whoever said Henderson would be in spurs best XI
Most Improved Poster: Gosha
Most Bias Poster: jod23 is the cop out answer and he has improved I'd say but still takes it out
Most Objective Poster: Magma wins it. Usually SM too, just don't get him talking about Jeff Hendrik and that Irish national team
Posters you'd like to have a drink with: Doctor Gero Bojan KantKick Gosha

Collective Awards:
Best Thread: the prediction thread is always good value at the start of the season
Worst Thread: transfer thread
Best set of supporters: Spurs and City
Worst set of supporters: Arsenal just for windyhill
Most biased supporters: Liverpool

Cruyff14 didn't make your list of posters you'd like to have a drink with? Looks like you might be saving $6000 on a wedding present lol

 

[jd2010]

Cruyff14 didn't make your list of posters you'd like to have a drink with? Looks like you might be saving $6000 on a wedding present lol

Ever since he put a ring on it he is only allowed to stay out for 2 drinks max so he was out of the running for the session

 

[Established1870]

Worst Post: whoever said Henderson would be in spurs best XI

If Sissoko can get regular game time then I'm not wrong.