Roast 2017 Never Again List

[RedBulls]

I'll laugh if Yeo and Smith actually put together full seasons

 

[Hairy Lager]

I'll laugh if Yeo and Smith actually put together full seasons

Ha, ha Rich should be thrown amongst them not quites, Doc did it last year to everyone's surprise.

 

[Seymour Skinner]

Forgot to mention Sam Jacobs.
First time I actually played SuperCoach was 2013, Jacobs was one of my most expensive players. Coming off a 102 average the year before. 3 tonnes in his first 3 games. only 4 more from the next 19 along with wonderful scores like 36, 58, 61, 66, 66 and 68.
Everyone jumped on him next year, was cheap as, I refused to because he killed my year. Averaged 115 and played 22 games and only missed the tonne 4 times the next year...

 

[Hairy Lager]

Forgot to mention Sam Jacobs.
First time I actually played SuperCoach was 2013, Jacobs was one of my most expensive players. Coming off a 102 average the year before. 3 tonnes in his first 3 games. only 4 more from the next 19 along with wonderful scores like 36, 58, 61, 66, 66 and 68.
Everyone jumped on him next year, was cheap as, I refused to because he killed my year. Averaged 115 and played 22 games and only missed the tonne 4 times the next year...

SUPER COACH SUCKS!!!

 

[Here2tellyouwhy]

Forgot to mention Sam Jacobs.
First time I actually played SuperCoach was 2013, Jacobs was one of my most expensive players. Coming off a 102 average the year before. 3 tonnes in his first 3 games. only 4 more from the next 19 along with wonderful scores like 36, 58, 61, 66, 66 and 68.
Everyone jumped on him next year, was cheap as, I refused to because he killed my year. Averaged 115 and played 22 games and only missed the tonne 4 times the next year...

That's what is known as a double burn

 

[DERIBERATE]

Forgot to mention Sam Jacobs.
First time I actually played SuperCoach was 2013, Jacobs was one of my most expensive players. Coming off a 102 average the year before. 3 tonnes in his first 3 games. only 4 more from the next 19 along with wonderful scores like 36, 58, 61, 66, 66 and 68.
Everyone jumped on him next year, was cheap as, I refused to because he killed my year. Averaged 115 and played 22 games and only missed the tonne 4 times the next year...

I had this dance with Robbie Gray for years

2010 picked. I was the smart guy predicting a breakout and he went backwards 10ppg
2011 not picked. Too badly burned. Ends up jumping 16ppg for 90s average.
2012 picked. broke all my rules. blows his knee.
2013 just didn't want to know about him. avoided the idea of him. Had a good year but neither here or there.
2014 not picked. was too smart to be sucked in. thought he would break out before, got burned. didn't touch him. 110 average. fm

 

[Here2tellyouwhy]

And that ones the slow burn

 

[Sir Skid]

And that ones the slow burn

Chronic slow burn

 

[Moustachio]

Any Hawthorn player. Teamwork is awful for SC.

 

[Glorin]

May have to break my rule this year given the lack of decent fwds but my refusal to pick Buddy for the last few years has been rewarding.

 

[toxic]

May have to break my rule this year given the lack of decent fwds but my refusal to pick Buddy for the last few years has been rewarding.

His start to last season was pretty damm impressive for someone who was by all rumours, on his 4th strike, banging someone else's mothers brothers sisters aunties 3rd cousin plus a whole heap of other dramas such as his mental illness demons

 

[Glorin]

His start to last season was pretty damm impressive for someone who was by all rumours, on his 4th strike, banging someone else's mothers brothers sisters aunties 3rd cousin plus a whole heap of other dramas such as his mental illness demons

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Rules are meant to be broken...
No I cant do it, or can I.

 

[big bootaaaaah]

Rules are meant to be broken...
No I cant do it, or can I.

Buddy vs lynch(gc) ?

 

[Glorin]

Buddy vs lynch(gc) ?

I am more inclined to go Lynch. Less of a roller coaster. Buddy used to have a very high ceiling, which with him up the ground more is much lower these days.

 

[KenTucker]

Houli - Should be in jail for misuse of a pigskin , would be semi-acceptable scoring-wise if he was a HF but he's not.

Hall - Check it out Lise , you can pinpoint the EXACT moment the novelty wore off for him this year....
Massive temperament questions for me

B Smith - I went back for a THIRD crack at him last year.......A wingman stuck in a wingmans worst hell ( HB ) , shits at the first sign of a tag...which inevitably comes whenever he jags 2 tons in a row


Ward - Love the way he goes about it , every SC team needs that bull in the trenches for those CP / clearances but as said earlier , throws a the odd shocker in and leaves a few points on the table with his disposal.

Langdon -Had him in 2015 too , hardly played this year but still managed to burn me after i started with him , DE was WAAAAY too low for what you expect out of your HB/def

Stef Martin - 3 years running is enough for me.Yeah he went to DESTINATION stuffed this year thanks to Deadshit May but previous owners know the story well -

Stef as lone ruck - POD BEAST
Stef with a 2nd ruck in - Sulky McSulks


On the bubble

Fyfe - If he had a bung wing i'd still pick him....but broken legs are... , well i've never actually BROKEN a leg ( Touch wood ) but yeah , the legs a pretty integral part of our great sport.

Stef Martin was carrying a knee all last year.

 

[KenTucker]

Seriously, who takes 14 minutes to tie a lace.

I would've thought 30 seconds would have been enough.

 

[NSWCROW]

Stef Martin was carrying a knee all last year.

Even more reason to put a line through his name.

I'll always love him for ( 2010 i think ) when he beasted it at CHB for the Dees and i had him

 

[Amazing Bombers]

Lycett
Barlow
Hall

 

[SELFCONFESDAFLNERD]

Atley
Barlow
Yeo

 

[gutsroy]

Buddy vs lynch(gc) ?

Lynch for mine. Strong contested mark, even scored respectably during the period in which he got no supply with the mid injuries, from memory. Can miss some absolute sodas, though.

 

[Hairy Lager]

Buddy vs lynch(gc) ?

Liking Lynch but my no KKF radar is going owff!!

 

[big bootaaaaah]

Liking Lynch but my no KKF radar is going owff!!

Yeah that's the potential deal breaker.

 

[Hairy Lager]

Stef Martin was carrying a knee all last year.

No he was carrying an Aarrh/Knee...(Archie) I'll see myself out.

...and a concussion.

 

[Hairy Lager]

Yeah that's the potential deal breaker.

Greene's sexy vegehead, may be our only hope?

 

[big bootaaaaah]

Greene's sexy vegehead, may be our only hope?

Flog but probable lock