NFL 2017 NFL Bold Predictions

[Exe Gesis]

Aaron Hernandez will break out of jail and show up at the Browns Training Camp in a wig and fake moustache

 

[Exe Gesis]

Saving the best for last (about to crash)....

GG.exe will win the AE Confidence Ranking comp

 

[aussiedude]

Aaron Hernandez will break out of jail and show up at the Browns Training Camp in a wig and fake moustache

Why the browns. Wouldnt the cowboys pay more because of his criminal history

 

[Blacky]

Saving the best for last (about to crash)....

GG.exe will win the AE Confidence Ranking comp

Lol

 

[Exe Gesis]

Why the browns. Wouldnt the cowboys pay more because of his criminal history

Browns desperate for talent, also stupid enough with the scouting/metrics to not realize "Adam Gonzalez" is really Aaron Hernandez

 

[Dirty Bird]

So I'll persist then with my 6-1 scoreline prediction happening sometime this year

Only a 1 in 1,7billion chance.

 

[Exe Gesis]

Lol

I promise this year I'll stop horsing around and show you all what I'm capable of.

 

[Blacky]

Saving the best for last (about to crash)....

GG.exe will win the AE Confidence Ranking comp

Only a 1 in 1,7billion chance.

 

[Exe Gesis]

Only a 1 in 1,7billion chance.

So there's a chance?

 

[Dirty Bird]

So there's a chance?

Oh wait
That was the 4-4 tie
Didn't get maths for 6-1

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Trevor Siemian will have a better passing rating than Derek Carr, Aaron Rodgers, Matt Ryan, Ryan Tannehill, and Ben Roethlisberger.

Siemian will have the best 4th quarter QBR and won't throw any 4th quarter picks

 

[Spirit Level]

Afc east - gronkowski plays 16 games
Afc south - titans are the most explosive team in the afc
Afc west - raiders miss playoffs
Afc north - browns don't suck

NFC east - Washington fans bitch and moan more than Philly fans for the duration of the season
NFC south - saints make playoffs
NFC west - the divisional title is still mathematically up for grabs after 12 weeks
NFC north - bears avoid finishing forth in the division

Hey now don't go too bold

 

[Woodson]

I promise this year I'll stop horsing around and show you all what I'm capable of.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Siemian will have the best 4th quarter QBR and won't throw any 4th quarter picks

Time to get off the Siemian bus, LA, he's killing you.

Jump on Lynch.

 

[Exe Gesis]

Siemian is akin to Foles
Lynch is akin to Osweiler

Pass on both. Denver should sign Kaepernick.

 

[Dirty Bird]

Siemian is akin to Foles
Lynch is akin to Osweiler

Pass on both. Denver should sign Kaepernick.

Weren't you fully on team osweiller when he got drafted?

 

[Exe Gesis]

Weren't you fully on team osweiller when he got drafted?

Not me

 

[Dirty Bird]

Not me

Ok
So it was team anti Moore
So by extension team osweiller

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Time to get off the Siemian bus, LA, he's killing you.

Jump on Lynch.

Siemian was top 3 in 4th quarter rating the last time I checked some point mid way thru the season

 

[OFFtheBALL]

Eagles nfc champs!

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Siemian was top 3 in 4th quarter rating the last time I checked some point mid way thru the season

You remind me of Skip Bayless who used QBR in the final 2 minutes of game to justify Tim Tebow being a starting NFL QB.

 

[Bucking Beads]

NFC Playoff teams
Eagles
Bears
Buccaneers
Seahawks
-------
Cowboys
Rams


AFC Playoff teams
Patriots
Ravens
Texans
Raiders
-------
Dolphins
Titans

Are you right mate?

 

[Brasher]

Bold Predictions:

• Browns, as predicted, select Myles Garret first overall in the 2017 draft and immediately convert him to FB. When asked about the move, team VP Football Operations replied "well he was the best available player when we picked so it would be stupid to pass him over but have you seen what elite pass rushers earn these days? Screw that. FBs are way more affordable."
• Stepping in for injured starter Dak Prescott, Tony Romo leads the Cowboys on an 8 game winning streak only to see it all end on an interception return for the eventual game winning TD whilst trying to spike the ball in the dying stages of the NFC Championship game agaisnt hte 49ers.
• Colin Kaepernick who sorta maybe wanted to keep playing football, turns his back on the NFL to become President Trump's Special Envoy to the United Nations for Human Rights.
• Recently reinstated WR Josh Gordon sets a career day and mulitple NFL records in week 7 against the Broncos, Gordon amasses 26 receptions, 532 yards and 4 panatelas in under 10 minutes during the half time show.
• The Chiefs will trade their 2nd Round pick to the 49ers for "future considerations" and ask the Californian team to go and select a QB on their behalf. GM John Dorsey, who has been roundly applauded for the move, commented "we have pretty well sucked picking QBs in the draft and Alex Smith ain't getting any younger. Our plan is to let the 49ers pick someone, sit them on the bench, sort of like a surrogate mother thing, and then we trade for him in a few years time".

 

[AmericanCrow]

Just want you guys to know you all suck...taking my thunder away with your Browns predictions.

That is MY job damnit.

 

[Shupe]

No WR1s in this class

Corey Davis is a stud.