Fantasy 2017 NFL Mock Draft Sign-up and Discussion

[Blacky]

We won't need two teams

Dagless
Sven
GG.exe
GreyCrow
J Shuttlesworth
Dirty Bird (Griffin > Luck)
Broken
Southerntakeover
Zealbee
hench

 

[Sven]

Vikings please - they don't have a 1st round pick so I'd be happy to another team if needed

 

[Exe Gesis]

Dolphins if no fan claims them
Otherwise fill in for empty slot

 

[Blacky]

Bucking Beads
A11dAtP0w3R

 

[Bucking Beads]

Dolphins if no fan claims them
Otherwise fill in for empty slot

Good to see you back oh wise one.

 

[Bucking Beads]

Bucking Beads
A11dAtP0w3R

yeah I claimed the Panthers on the first page I believe. I'll take a 2nd team if required too.

 

[GreyCrow]

We won't need two teams


GreyCrow

Thanks but no. I don't follow the off-season as much. I enjoy the knowledge others bring to this board. Me, I just dip my toes in to see who the Redskins are interested in without putting it into any coherent order.

 

[Blacky]

Thanks but no. I don't follow the off-season as much. I enjoy the knowledge others bring to this board. Me, I just dip my toes in to see who the Redskins are interested in without putting it into any coherent order.

At least subscribe to the mock draft, as the real mocking happens when someone picks a complete dud

 

[Southerntakeover]

Dolphins if no fan claims them
Otherwise fill in for empty slot

Who the s**t are you?

 

[Blacky]

Who the s**t are you?

Now now

We need to welcome new posters. Regardless of how little they know

 

[Southerntakeover]

Now now

We need to welcome new posters. Regardless of how little they know

Is there a users manual for moderators that they distribute full of these nonsensical aphorisms?

 

[Blacky]

Is there a users manual for moderators that they distribute full of these nonsensical aphorisms?

That was a perfectly cromulent statement

 

[Exe Gesis]

Who the s**t are you?

Who am I? Who am i, you ask...

I am your clock
I am your religion
I am your shotgun mechanical bride
Nothing is done without my approval
I own you
I decide how long you sleep
And how much rest
You are ever allowed
I decide what you desire
I deny you time to think
I am the mirror of constant humiliation
That follows and shadows you
Wherever you go
And blocks out the light
At the end of every tunnel yo try
Be on time
Be on schedule
Always feel
Like you're always late
And need more scolding and punishment
Do not daydream
Do not dilly-dally
Do not fall behind
Wings are flapping right behind you
You know what's coming next
As I swoop down like a hungry owl
And sink my talons into your back
And drag you back to square one again
The pain gets a little worse every time
Crash
Crumple
Do not pass go
Do not collect
Your dignity and your self respect
Give up
It's over
Now time allowed
To try something you like
The bills were all due yesterday
You've failed
You're through
First we form our habits, then they form us
We dress up as someone else every day
Gingerbread houses
Fireplace surprises
What tastes the best
The witches won't let you have
These days, having a baby
Is like what having a BMW used to be
While they're asleep
Play those New Age cassettes
To transmit subliminal messages
I like Mom
I like school
I like to study
I like rules
I am the school teacher
Who yelled at you for not paying attention
And shame you in front of the entire class
And dragged you around the room by the hair
This is what happens to boys and girls
Whose penmanship is messy
Be neat, like the others
Follow orders
Obey what is put in front of you
Imagination is the ultimate sin
You can't be creative the rest of your life
Your counselor wants a word with you
If you liked school, you'll love work
Resign yourself to a job you'll hate
Get a hobby-but keep it in the garage
Shove yourself into a slot
Despise your ides
Despise your ideas
Your boss knows best
We can't all do what we want to do
Always settle for what you're told to expect
Do not take chances
You might fail
You might fail
You don't want to find out the hard way
How our society treats
The misfits who make mistakes
Bad
Failure
Bad
Failure
Homeless
Depression
Mental hospitals
Murder
Born on the cutting room floor
Die in the bin by the door
Hypothermia of the spirit
Why do people chase
So many useless toys
In search of the perfect baby sitter
"For just $19.95 and just thirteen minutes of your busy day,
You can have the full, rich experience of of parenthood
Without the mess of the real thing. It's called 'Video Baby.'
Creative Programming, Inc., offer all of the enjoyment-
And none of the commitment."
I am your calendar
There is no escape
I am why you're afraid
To respect yourself
I led you down garden path after path
With carrots on a stick
I'll let you taste but never embrace
Peek in the wrong door, I slam it on your fingers
Go back
Adventure is not allowed
Go back-not allowed!
I leave you exhausted, henpecked and afraid
Never quite enough money
Never enough nerve
To reach out for something better
Than the grind you call your life
The hatch of your hamster cage is open
But guess who waits just outside the door
Stay on your treadmill
Keep running on that wire wheel
Briefcase in hand
Money rains down just out of reach
You'll burn out soon enough
It's all part of the plan
When you're no longer useful
You can finally retire
To the glue factory of your choice
Free at last
To scratch your head
Wondering what happened
Free at last
I bid you goodbye
On your own
To wait to die

 

[fuey]

Who am I? Who am i, you ask...

I am your clock
I am your religion
I am your shotgun mechanical bride
Nothing is done without my approval
I own you
I decide how long you sleep
And how much rest
You are ever allowed
I decide what you desire
I deny you time to think
I am the mirror of constant humiliation
That follows and shadows you
Wherever you go
And blocks out the light
At the end of every tunnel yo try
Be on time
Be on schedule
Always feel
Like you're always late
And need more scolding and punishment
Do not daydream
Do not dilly-dally
Do not fall behind
Wings are flapping right behind you
You know what's coming next
As I swoop down like a hungry owl
And sink my talons into your back
And drag you back to square one again
The pain gets a little worse every time
Crash
Crumple
Do not pass go
Do not collect
Your dignity and your self respect
Give up
It's over
Now time allowed
To try something you like
The bills were all due yesterday
You've failed
You're through
First we form our habits, then they form us
We dress up as someone else every day
Gingerbread houses
Fireplace surprises
What tastes the best
The witches won't let you have
These days, having a baby
Is like what having a BMW used to be
While they're asleep
Play those New Age cassettes
To transmit subliminal messages
I like Mom
I like school
I like to study
I like rules
I am the school teacher
Who yelled at you for not paying attention
And shame you in front of the entire class
And dragged you around the room by the hair
This is what happens to boys and girls
Whose penmanship is messy
Be neat, like the others
Follow orders
Obey what is put in front of you
Imagination is the ultimate sin
You can't be creative the rest of your life
Your counselor wants a word with you
If you liked school, you'll love work
Resign yourself to a job you'll hate
Get a hobby-but keep it in the garage
Shove yourself into a slot
Despise your ides
Despise your ideas
Your boss knows best
We can't all do what we want to do
Always settle for what you're told to expect
Do not take chances
You might fail
You might fail
You don't want to find out the hard way
How our society treats
The misfits who make mistakes
Bad
Failure
Bad
Failure
Homeless
Depression
Mental hospitals
Murder
Born on the cutting room floor
Die in the bin by the door
Hypothermia of the spirit
Why do people chase
So many useless toys
In search of the perfect baby sitter
"For just $19.95 and just thirteen minutes of your busy day,
You can have the full, rich experience of of parenthood
Without the mess of the real thing. It's called 'Video Baby.'
Creative Programming, Inc., offer all of the enjoyment-
And none of the commitment."
I am your calendar
There is no escape
I am why you're afraid
To respect yourself
I led you down garden path after path
With carrots on a stick
I'll let you taste but never embrace
Peek in the wrong door, I slam it on your fingers
Go back
Adventure is not allowed
Go back-not allowed!
I leave you exhausted, henpecked and afraid
Never quite enough money
Never enough nerve
To reach out for something better
Than the grind you call your life
The hatch of your hamster cage is open
But guess who waits just outside the door
Stay on your treadmill
Keep running on that wire wheel
Briefcase in hand
Money rains down just out of reach
You'll burn out soon enough
It's all part of the plan
When you're no longer useful
You can finally retire
To the glue factory of your choice
Free at last
To scratch your head
Wondering what happened
Free at last
I bid you goodbye
On your own
To wait to die

Holy *, welcome back.

 

[J Shuttlesworth]

No thanks o' Black one.

Havent paid enough attention to it all this off season. Will just wait and see what gems the Vikinga uncover in the later rounds.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Sorry Blacky not much spare time at the moment, would rather leave it be, dont want to upset larkis if he's on his period again if i pull the plug this year as i did last year.

 

[Sven]

Who am I? Who am i, you ask...

I am your clock
I am your religion
I am your shotgun mechanical bride
Nothing is done without my approval
I own you
I decide how long you sleep
And how much rest
You are ever allowed
I decide what you desire
I deny you time to think
I am the mirror of constant humiliation
That follows and shadows you
Wherever you go
And blocks out the light
At the end of every tunnel yo try
Be on time
Be on schedule
Always feel
Like you're always late
And need more scolding and punishment
Do not daydream
Do not dilly-dally
Do not fall behind
Wings are flapping right behind you
You know what's coming next
As I swoop down like a hungry owl
And sink my talons into your back
And drag you back to square one again
The pain gets a little worse every time
Crash
Crumple
Do not pass go
Do not collect
Your dignity and your self respect
Give up
It's over
Now time allowed
To try something you like
The bills were all due yesterday
You've failed
You're through
First we form our habits, then they form us
We dress up as someone else every day
Gingerbread houses
Fireplace surprises
What tastes the best
The witches won't let you have
These days, having a baby
Is like what having a BMW used to be
While they're asleep
Play those New Age cassettes
To transmit subliminal messages
I like Mom
I like school
I like to study
I like rules
I am the school teacher
Who yelled at you for not paying attention
And shame you in front of the entire class
And dragged you around the room by the hair
This is what happens to boys and girls
Whose penmanship is messy
Be neat, like the others
Follow orders
Obey what is put in front of you
Imagination is the ultimate sin
You can't be creative the rest of your life
Your counselor wants a word with you
If you liked school, you'll love work
Resign yourself to a job you'll hate
Get a hobby-but keep it in the garage
Shove yourself into a slot
Despise your ides
Despise your ideas
Your boss knows best
We can't all do what we want to do
Always settle for what you're told to expect
Do not take chances
You might fail
You might fail
You don't want to find out the hard way
How our society treats
The misfits who make mistakes
Bad
Failure
Bad
Failure
Homeless
Depression
Mental hospitals
Murder
Born on the cutting room floor
Die in the bin by the door
Hypothermia of the spirit
Why do people chase
So many useless toys
In search of the perfect baby sitter
"For just $19.95 and just thirteen minutes of your busy day,
You can have the full, rich experience of of parenthood
Without the mess of the real thing. It's called 'Video Baby.'
Creative Programming, Inc., offer all of the enjoyment-
And none of the commitment."
I am your calendar
There is no escape
I am why you're afraid
To respect yourself
I led you down garden path after path
With carrots on a stick
I'll let you taste but never embrace
Peek in the wrong door, I slam it on your fingers
Go back
Adventure is not allowed
Go back-not allowed!
I leave you exhausted, henpecked and afraid
Never quite enough money
Never enough nerve
To reach out for something better
Than the grind you call your life
The hatch of your hamster cage is open
But guess who waits just outside the door
Stay on your treadmill
Keep running on that wire wheel
Briefcase in hand
Money rains down just out of reach
You'll burn out soon enough
It's all part of the plan
When you're no longer useful
You can finally retire
To the glue factory of your choice
Free at last
To scratch your head
Wondering what happened
Free at last
I bid you goodbye
On your own
To wait to die

What you will and what you won't
What you do and what you don't
What you can and what you can't
This is what you need to know:
Loved you though it didn't show

Ich liebe dich nicht, do liebst mich nicht
Ich liebe dich nicht, do liebst mich nicht
Ich liebe dich nicht, do liebst mich nicht
Ich liebe dich nicht, do liebst mich nicht

Da da da
Da da da
Da da da
Da da da

Da da da ich liebe dich nicht, do liebst mich nicht
Da da da ich liebe dich nicht, do liebst mich nicht
Da da da ich liebe dich nicht, do liebst mich nicht
Da da da ich liebe dich nicht, do liebst mich nicht

Da da da
Da da da
Da da da
Da da da

Ich liebe dich nicht, do liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, do liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, do liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, do liebst mich nicht.

I know why you ran away, aha
Understand you couldnt stay, aha
Wonder where you are today, aha
After all was said and done
It was right for you to run!

Ich liebe dich nicht, do liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, do liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, do liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, do liebst mich nicht

Da da da
Da da da
Da da da
Da da da

Da da da ich liebe dich nicht, do liebst mich nicht
Da da da ich liebe dich nicht, do liebst mich nicht
Da da da ich liebe dich nicht, do liebst mich nicht
Da da da ich liebe dich nicht, do liebst mich nicht

Da da da
Da da da
Da da da

 

[aussiedude]

Dolphins if no fan claims them
Otherwise fill in for empty slot

Will the fins take a kicker in the first round? and a long snapper in the 2nd

 

[Exe Gesis]

Will the fins take a kicker in the first round? and a long snapper in the 2nd

Don't write off QB in the first

 

[aussiedude]

Don't write off QB in the first

Any team drafting a QB in the first round this year is reaching more than if they picked a Kicker.

 

[Bucking Beads]

Any team drafting a QB in the first round this year is reaching more than if they picked a Kicker.

Yet there will probably be at least 2 picked in the top 10.

 

[aussiedude]

Yet there will probably be at least 2 picked in the top 10.

And they will be drafting QB's again in the top 10 in about 2 years. Teams reach for QB's every year but this year is even worse. Kiezer, Kaaya and Trubisky all should of stayed for another year they needed more time to develop. and that never ends well. The piss poor QB class will help the Patriots and Cowboys get what they want for Jimmy G and Romo.

There will also be CB's getting first round grades that are still on the board mid/late 2nd round.

 

[Exe Gesis]

QB is a far more important position than KI/PU. Teams without franchise QBs are always compelled to keep drafting QBs in the first two rounds.

The Dolphins have their franchise QB, apparently, so if they do draft one it would be a mid-late round type. I probably won't be drafting QB in the first round. But you never know what happens when you're on the clock.

 

[aussiedude]

QB's are the most important positions to fill, but there are not even enough good QB's to have one for each team and the college systems are not helping with how they dont develop the players to understand playbooks now. And teams keep telling themselves that X QB is going to be a franchise QB when he will only be an average backup.

the lack of QB talent is why the NFL needs a development league, or have the bigger schools slit away from the NCAA and form a new league where they can pay players so they will stay long enough to develop.

I think a team would be better picking up Jay Cutler and being s**t for a year or 2 and draft a QB when there is a top 5 worthy QB in the next few years rather than reach for a raw QB who wont develop. As soon as you draft a QB in the first round he is expected to start.

 

[fuey]

What we're looking like currently...

Pick Team
----------------------------------------------------
fuey 1 Cleveland Browns
BeinPurplenGreen 2 San Francisco 49ers
3 Chicago Bears
4 Jacksonville Jaguars
Blacky 5 Tennessee Titans (from LA Rams)
6 New York Jets
catters078 7 Los Angeles Chargers
Bucking Beads 8 Carolina Panthers
raskolnikov 9 Cincinnati Bengals
Buzzasto DaSilva 10 Buffalo Bills
11 New Orleans Saints
fuey 12 Cleveland Browns (from Eagles)
aussiedude 13 Arizona Cardinals
14 Indianapolis Colts
15 Philadelphia Eagles (from Vikings)
drd23 16 Baltimore Ravens
17 Washington Redskins
18 Tennessee Titans
offtherails9 19 Tampa Bay Buccaneers
20 Denver Broncos
21 Detroit Lions
GG.exe 22 Miami Dolphins
23 New York Giants
Chewy316 24 Oakland Raiders
bgt2110 25 Houston Texans
gaskin 26 Seattle Seahawks
27 Kansas City Chiefs
28 Dallas Cowboys
GreyWind 29 Green Bay Packers
30 Pittsburgh Steelers
quotemokc 31 Atlanta Falcons
Monocle 32 New England Patriots

Ram-Man Los Angeles Rams
Philadelphia Eagles
Sven Minnesota Vikings

WILLING TO DO TWO TEAMS
GreyWind
drd23
aussiedude
fuey
Sven
Bucking Beads