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Already got the mail, he got super drunk and whacked a bloke, a more sober teammate grabbed him, threw him in a car and got him out of there. Was acting like a top bloke all night apparently, spilled his drink on someone because he was maggoted, that person got angry and gave him what for and he just started swinging

Culture.

(completely made up the story)
Have it on good authority that Impey drove him home and crashed his car. They both then went on a 20 mile run and reported to the police this morning after they sobered up on legal advice from a Port official who may have been Andrew Hunter. On another note two bikes from my place are missing.
 

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Come on, you know that if the situation was reversed, there'd already be a new trending hashtag coming from the Port board...
Port posters quickly thinking of Crows players who have been involved with drunken incidents so they can say but but but what about that Crows player in 1990 who .......
 

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I'm looking forward to him being interviewed after his Brownlow win.

"So Rory, you're Adelaide's second Brownlow medallist, you're an All-Australian and you'll be lining up in this year's Grand Final against GWS.

How much do you think you've missed Paddy Dangerfield this year?"
Or "How much does returning to Play in Victoria weigh on your mind at this time of the year?"
 

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You know that the story will eventually come to light ... the speed that people add fuel to these things on social media is amazing though.

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No wonder the best players in the social media game have a swag of people ready and waiting to propel the angle they want on twitter and alike. Comments like the one above will end up being part of the "facts" until the actual facts come out.
 

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You know how this kind of stuff spreads right? No matter your bracketed sentence. We'd be pretty pissed is a port supporter made this post if it were reversed.
nah, stuff like this helps them, doesn't matter if the misinformation is positive or negative it still serves its purpose obscuring the truth.
 

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Why am I not surprised to find that it was windscreens (Trengrove) that was involved.

I am sure the Port supporters are already trying to paint this guy as a saint even though .........

http://www.smh.com.au/breaking-news...ed-for-smashing-car-window-20090123-7o9h.html
"Trengove will undertake extra club duties as part of his penalty and receive additional counselling on responsible drinking."

I guess their responsible drinking program isn't as "highly regarded" and "industry leading" as their Indigenous program?
 

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You know how this kind of stuff spreads right? No matter your bracketed sentence. We'd be pretty pissed is a port supporter made this post if it were reversed.
I agree. We'd be pretty pissed, and Port would say "suck it up princesses, lolololololol your club is shite" etc etc

My post was more a comment about how BF works, and an FU to Port. Here's a footballing trope for you - "I'm sorry if you were offended by my post"
 

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You know that the story will eventually come to light ... the speed that people add fuel to these things on social media is amazing though.

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No wonder the best players in the social media game have a swag of people ready and waiting to propel the angle they want on twitter and alike. Comments like the one above will end up being part of the "facts" until the actual facts come out.
Sounds a bit juicy. Used to live down Glenelg and the bars there tend to be wanker central. Saw some very aggressive young males itching for trouble there many times. Saw some guy chase another guy out of the Stamford and bash the crap out of his car as he was driving off. Not hard to believe a brawl happened as it was almost mandatory for that area. Level of Trengoves involvement is the question. Don't know why you'd be drinking during the season as well. Port up and about and getting ahead of themselves as usual.
 

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CCTV everywhere outside that pub, but since his captain is a (small) part owner in the pub, what's the bet they were "faulty" that night?
The way to get them to release it is to start rumours that are much worse than what actually happened.

I hear he knocked out a black, lesbian, mentally handicapped, little person who was raising money to cure cancer, he then kicked her 3-legged puppy that she rescued from the pound after it was abandoned for being too ugly (by trengove). All because he claimed she was "staring" at his "Hitler did nothing wrong" t-shirt.
 
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The way to get them to release it is to start rumours that are much worse than what actually happened.

I hear he knocked out a black, lesbian, mentally handicapped, little person who was raising money to cure cancer, he then kicked her 3-legged puppy that she rescued from the pound after it was abandoned for being too ugly.
But according to Ruc and Cornes he's still the victim lol
 

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The way to get them to release it is to start rumours that are much worse than what actually happened.

I hear he knocked out a black, lesbian, mentally handicapped, little person who was raising money to cure cancer, he then kicked her 3-legged puppy that she rescued from the pound after it was abandoned for being too ugly.

Footage on youtube already
 

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Remember when Crouch & Atkins were suspended for breaking curfew and we were told nothing like it would ever happen at Port because of their culture and standards by K Cornes and Rucci?
I'd be happy to strap these dickheads on a rocket to the sun if it meant you never assumed they represent us ever again.
 

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Which team do you support??

The correct reponse is, you don't wait for details, you assume he was super drunk, acting belligerent, got in a drunken brawl, then drove home, wrote off his car, and the whole thing is being covered up and blamed on a Geelong supporter.

Honestly.
I am expecting as much head shaking over on the port board as at a hindu wedding.
 

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Fully expecting Port to go "The Full Impey" - no press conferences, no media releases, no player interviews on the incident etc. This then followed up by a Rucci article praising Port Power for keeping a low media profile
Published right next to an article about how the Crows media blackout and low profile is destroying the club's relationship with its members supporters.
 
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