Analysis 2017 Non-Crows Discussion Thread - Part V for Vendetta

[Jenkins4]

Strong username to post irony.

Didn’t you know, I’m Josh Jenkins.

 

[subaru]

If you have a spare 10 minutes at this busy time of the year I recommend reading a 4 page thread on the other board about wolves being fed, it is a brilliant read. Here are a few gems

"In fact...the Watts for 31 trade will go down in history the way that the Groom/McLeod trade did."

"Seriously, with the players we've recruited, if we don't win the flag Geelong 2007 style, something has got to be wrong."

"We've weeded out the people who didn't believe in the system. Now it's time to show those campaigners from Richmond how we do things downtown. We have the tools, we have the talent."

"Hinkley can sell his dream to any player in the league, because what he’s offering is the chance at football immortality - a revolution in style that has never been seen before."

"It's not about Port Adelaide winning a flag. It's about Port Adelaide changing the game with how we win the flag. Whether we actually do change the game or not is irrelevant - it's the kind of mentality truly successful sides espouse. It's about making a difference. It doesn't start in 2018. It started back in 2013. But we move from Stage 4 to Stage 5 in 2018.
In 2018, we are the greatest football team in the world."

Sweet Jesus ...
It can't be real can it ?
Just
Watts ...
Just
"Started back in 2013 ".... WHAT !!!!!?????
What a ****ing knob!



Anyway - and I'm off to the obligatory street party

Merry Christmas to everyone
Here's cheers !!!!

 

[Jenkins4]

Anyway - and I'm off to the obligatory street party

Do people really do that?

Sounds boring. I mean, I don't like my neighbors and want to spend tie with them.

 

[Elite Crow]

Do people really do that?

Sounds boring. I mean, I don't like my neighbors and want to spend tie with them.

What if you like your neighbours and are friends with them? Would that be boring?

 

[Jenkins4]

What if you like your neighbours and are friends with them? Would that be boring?

Does anyone really like their neighbors?

 

[Cleric]

They need to replace 2 sponsors, Four'ntwenty is not a sponsor of Port. hence the tape on the shorts. I also notice there new short have no sponsors name on them they have the Port logo.

They are kicking goals down their way. Who thinks Aish will end up there next?

 

[MatthewB]

Does anyone really like their neighbors?

in 8 years ive been here, haven't met them, say hello to them when we see each other, thats about it

 

[1970crow]

Does anyone really like their neighbors?

I don't dislike mine, just don't know them or want to get to know them. But I don't think becoming friends with neighbours is all that uncommon.

 

[deeztreez]

I was gonna post some sense on Bigfooty but then I got high.
I was gonna add some thoughtful analysis, but then I got high.
No one respects my opinion on Bigfooty
Cos I got high, Cos I got high, Cos I got high
Buddyadum do dee


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Thanks mate. Now I’ll have that song in my head all night

 

[Sanders]

Does anyone really like their neighbors?

Certainly not your neighbours

Not since you pretended to play dead during the last sausage sizzle

 

[GreyCrow]

In a block of 9 units I talk to 7 of my neighbours. I dont want to be on my pat malone

 

[Jenkins4]

Certainly not your neighbours

Not since you pretended to play dead during the last sausage sizzle

I think it's time we play the what the hell are you talking about game?

 

[FR0GGY]

Certainly not your neighbours

Not since you pretended to play dead during the last sausage sizzle

I heard the menu featured ribs

 

[Sanders]

I think it's time we play the what the hell are you talking about game?

Good luck with that

 

[Sanders]

In a block of 9 units I talk to 7 of my neighbours. I dont want to be on my pat malone

No ones wants to be Sam Malone

 

[Samcro24]

Didn’t you know, I’m Josh Jenkins.

You can't football.

 

[relapse]

Nope. Our strategy has and always will be to reward those who buy memberships with a discounted rate over walk ups, but to leave at least some of the stadium free so people can go to a game, because that's how you continually grow a fan base.

Their strategy is pretty obvious.

They are currently catering to the current demand for reserved seats and flogging the rest off as budget GA seating so that they have bums on seats in the hope that they one day decide to commit to becoming a premium reserved seat member.

Judging by the fact that the artificial cap on reserved seating has not increased in four seasons it seems to suggest that there must only be a handful of people on the waiting list.

I suspect the current strategy is not working.

 

[relapse]

Do people really do that?

Sounds boring. I mean, I don't like my neighbors and want to spend tie with them.

Someone tried that once in our street for NYE and my wife deliberately went out of her way to make plans to ensure that we weren't there for it.

Yep, she's not the neighbourly type !!!!

 

[Jenkins4]

You can't football.

Not too shabby for $500K a year. Suck on that!!

 

[Swooping Crow]

Um, $200 is the standard price for our GA 11 game membership because we charge more for game day tickets, around $37. That’s why it’s “half price”.

It’s actually gone up by $10 this year - it was $190 last year.

When did you last win a Showdown? You are all bravado. Your recruitment of rejects will see a return of the tarps in the coming years.

 

[mistylake]

To be fair though, this was silent J who aside from being a ludicrously 3rd rate intellect even admits to being drunk and high when writing it

For Christmas we should all chip in $5 and get him laid for the first time, think he might be a changed man afterwards

Don’t know which one I like the most.
I think Silent J will stick. Lol

 

[mistylake]

So it's a policy NOT a rule

Like traffic signage, it’s a suggestion.

 

[mistylake]

I guarantee if we win the flag there will still be posts saying 'i can't believe xxx is a premiership player'. Probably Jenkins

Well we’re screwed if they haven’t already put a line through JJ for finals.

 

[1970crow]

Well we’re screwed if they haven’t already put a line through JJ for finals.

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If we assume that we're going to win, then our selection policy is flawless. It's only when we're in a genuine arm wrestle that it comes undone.

 

[Pea Nut]

Since he won’t, as i’ve asked a few times can some please explain why he is calling me Alex?

There used to be a poster here named Alexisonfire. A thread was started with claims that Alexisonfire had passed away in real life. It turned out to be bogus. It seems that some think you are the second coming of Alexisonfire. I had a problem with the bloke, as despite his name, he didn't like the band or their music.