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I really can't believe people signed up for this and didn't consider the idea of sending in preferences if they weren't going to be able to log on 2-3 times a day. I guess next year's phantom will have a giant **** off disclaimer in the sign-up thread.
 

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I'm kinda liking the the Coffield & Clark combo. Fingers crossed there is a slider at 10 tomorrow.
in an hours time it will be TODAY! oh my jolly word.............
 
Pick #85 - Sydney Swans – Alex Federico
Midfielder - 184cm - 77.4kg

Northern Knights - VIC Metro




‘Fed’ is a chance to picked up late after a ripper finish to the year for Northern, which saw him come home with a wet sail to take out their Best & Fairest from just 10 games ahead of captain Nick Coffield. He’s a good size at 184 and doesn’t need to spend much time in the gym – already weighing in at 77kg and spent 2017 developing his craft as an inside midfielder, something he relished.

Alex is a solid footballer, who makes quick decisions though not necessarily an athlete. But he goes in hard and is courageous and is quite good overhead. He averaged 25 touches and a whopping 9.5 tackles a game in the end for the Knights, as well as winning the APS title with Marcellin.

Federico also got a taste of VFL action – debuting for the Northern Blues mid-year and was close to breaking into the U18 Championship-winning VIC Metro side, listed as emergency twice. He did appear in the May trial against the Allies, however. In that game, he tallied a game-high 13 contested possessions and 20 disposals overall.

The Marcellin midfielder enjoyed a good year all round, though after chatting to an AFL club – it was clear that Federico needed to improve his power, explosiveness and speed. But the 18 year old has some very draftable traits and the drive to make it. Federico has “loved footy as long as he can remember” and is committed to improving his game to make it at the top level should he make it onto an AFL list. Place him in an elite environment with a history of developing players and he could become a very handy player. Not to mention, the Swans have a history of taking players with deficiency and turning them into guns, with their rookie draft success well known.

Also looked at: None of your business.

On the run home, next in the firing line is Soapy V
 
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Sorry, not waiting any longer. Little danger that my man here was on anyone else's wishlist.

Pick 90 - Fremantle - REDACTED

A short play in three acts

Act One - Ross Lyon sits alone at a wooden desk, on the phone

Good morning Ross
Madam Chancellor
You may call me Angela. The panel has made its decision, we're going with the Australian option.
(Gulps) The whole panel?
Unanimous; me, Vlad, Kim, Shinzo, Jinping, and Rupert.
What about Turnbull?
Who?
Never mind. So it's ready to go to Gil then?
Pre-approved.
Madam Chancellor, Angela, I know the future of humanity is at stake, but I'm not sure I can go through with this, it's... unthinkable.
Ross, the panel selected you because of your backbone. You can't go all wobbly on us now. The whole world is watching. And don't forget your retirement fund.
The retirement fund, it's, ah, guaranteed?
Cast iron, rock solid. Take it to the bank. Half in Deutsche Mark, half in Japanese yen.

Act two - Ross Lyon sits alone at a wooden desk, on the phone

Thank you for taking my call Mr. President.
Who the **** is this?
It's Ross. Mr. Putin said it's ok.
I don't think so. What's the code word?
Pussy.
Alright then, whattaya got?
You can achieve something that no other US president has achieved in all of history. Nobody. In fact no other world leader. Ever.
I'm listening. What do I have to do?
AFL.
Don't know what that is. You sure Obama didn't ever do that?
Never, you'd be the first and the only and the best. Easily the best. But there's one catch, you have to stop being the President.
Not interested.
There's girls, lots of girls. These AFL guys are all chick magnets. Bigly.
How many girls?
As many as you can handle.
How old?
Most of them are over 18. Well that's what they say, anyway.
Can I still tweet ?
It's encouraged.
OK, deal! You better be damn sure about Obama....

Act three - Sydney Showgrounds. AFL Draft Night. Ross Lyon and Brad Lloyd are whispering animatedly to each other

For Chrissake Brad you have to announce it. We used our two minutes. We've got 25 seconds of extra time left. Gil is glaring at me. If we screw this up we won't get a Friday night game for a decade.
The CIA won't release. It's still embargoed.
WTF? Surely they want him out as much as anyone does?
Yeah but they want Wikileaks to do it.
Jesus Brad, just do it. Do it now!!! The CIA will have to find another patsy like Manning. Do it now Brad, that's an order!!!!
Ok Ross (clears throat, reverts to normal speaking voice, clear but trembling)

Pick 90 - Fremantle - Donald J Trump

(Champion Data profile - inside and outside offensive, 184cm, 107kg, 14-Jun-1946)
 

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Sorry, not waiting any longer. Little danger that my man here was on anyone else's wishlist.

Pick 90 - Fremantle - REDACTED

A short play in three acts

Act One - Ross Lyon sits alone at a wooden desk, on the phone

Good morning Ross
Madam Chancellor
You may call me Angela. The panel has made its decision, we're going with the Australian option.
(Gulps) The whole panel?
Unanimous; me, Vlad, Kim, Shinzo, Jinping, and Rupert.
What about Turnbull?
Who?
Never mind. So it's ready to go to Gil then?
Pre-approved.
Madam Chancellor, Angela, I know the future of humanity is at stake, but I'm not sure I can go through with this, it's... unthinkable.
Ross, the panel selected you because of your backbone. You can't go all wobbly on us now. The whole world is watching. And don't forget your retirement fund.
The retirement fund, it's, ah, guaranteed?
Cast iron, rock solid. Take it to the bank. Half in Deutsche Mark, half in Japanese yen.

Act two - Ross Lyon sits alone at a wooden desk, on the phone

Thank you for taking my call Mr. President.
Who the **** is this?
It's Ross. Mr. Putin said it's ok.
I don't think so. What's the code word?
Pussy.
Alright then, whattaya got?
You can achieve something that no other US president has achieved in all of history. Nobody. In fact no other world leader. Ever.
I'm listening. What do I have to do?
AFL.
Don't know what that is. You sure Obama didn't ever do that?
Never, you'd be the first and the only and the best. Easily the best. But there's one catch, you have to stop being the President.
Not interested.
There's girls, lots of girls. These AFL guys are all chick magnets. Bigly.
How many girls?
As many as you can handle.
How old?
Most of them are over 18. Well that's what they say, anyway.
Can I still tweet ?
It's encouraged.
OK, deal! You better be damn sure about Obama....

Act three - Sydney Showgrounds. AFL Draft Night. Ross Lyon and Brad Lloyd are whispering animatedly to each other

For Chrissake Brad you have to announce it. We used our two minutes. We've got 25 seconds of extra time left. Gil is glaring at me. If we screw this up we won't get a Friday night game for a decade.
The CIA won't release. It's still embargoed.
WTF? Surely they want him out as much as anyone does?
Yeah but they want Wikileaks to do it.
Jesus Brad, just do it. Do it now!!! The CIA will have to find another patsy like Manning. Do it now Brad, that's an order!!!!
Ok Ross (clears throat, reverts to normal speaking voice, clear but trembling)

Pick 90 - Fremantle - Donald J Trump

(Champion Data profile - inside and outside offensive, 184cm, 107kg, 14-Jun-1946)
Ladies and Gentlemen, esoteric

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Ha, sorry. I didn't get the tag.

FWIW I would have taken De Koning and Schumacher here. ;)

But really...it would have been Domic and probably a pass with my final pick.

Thanks to all for participating. Hopefully next year we can get things organized a little sooner.
 
Well done folks, apparently our Phanto ranked best of all the BF group Phantoms. Below is from the D&T forum. Lower the score the better:

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Daylight between the Carlton boards phantom draft and the other BigFooty phantom drafts.

289 Bigfooty 2017 Official draft started 7th Nov 16/11/2017
283 Geelong board 2017 Phantom Draft 24/11/2017
281 St. Kilda Board 2017 Big Footy AFL Draft 20/11/2017
278 Essendon Board Mock Draft. Started 30th October 13/11/2017
261 Brisbane board Mock Draft started Nov 3 24/11/2017

214 Carlton board 2107 Phantom Draft started Nov 15 21/11/2017
 
Amusingly we did better than Knightmare. Maybe we should write up a report card for each club so posters can stress about our opinions.

Carlton: A+
Great draft. Nailed every pick
Essendon: F
Shocking effort. Those needles will be getting blunt already trying to get this lot up to standard.
 
Amusingly we did better than Knightmare. Maybe we should write up a report card for each club so posters can stress about our opinions.

Carlton: A+
Great draft. Nailed every pick
Essendon: F
Shocking effort. Those needles will be getting blunt already trying to get this lot up to standard.
The pleasing thing is Knighmare actually rates our youth as on a similar level to Collingwoods as amongst the best 4 or 5 teams in the league. :eek:
 

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