Roast 2017 Vent Thread!

[Scrotes2000]

Haha hanners.

"Hanners always repays the Faith"

Who came up with that? Getting impatient.

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[LordHaart]

Dangerfield didn't analyse and was certain tirch would have him beat.

Not really venting more of a sombre sook.

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I'd hope that a 7 point difference isn't a sook.

I fielded Ainsworth, now that's sookworthy.

 

[BLERN]

Didnt trust parsons so shifted greenwood into midfield, menagola into fwd leaving no coverage in midfield

Then comes along JPK...

Parsons ends up with 75.

Fairly costly mistake in the end. Looks like im gonna lose 1 of my league matchups because of this.

 

[HammerTime55]

1st vs 2nd on the ladder. Both 14-1. Absolute bucketload of abuse hurled all week. Multiple cartons on the line.
I have Shuey, Yeo, Sheed and Ebert to score 330 odd to win.

With 2 minutes left I need 16 to win. Shuey goes and gives a freekick (-3pts) for late contact. Yeo then tries to junk it up for me...... ONLY TO LOSE BY 2 F******* POINTS. F*** YOU SHUEY YOU WEAK HEARTED PIECE OF S***. IF YOU WERENT SUCH A F****** SHOW PONY, I WOULD HAVE WON BY A POINT AND I COULD HAVE FORGIVEN YOU FOR SUCH A F****** S*** SCORE. BUT NO, YOU HAD TO PLAY JUST LIKE THE INEPT F****** SPUDS THAT YOU AND THE REST OF YOUR F****** TEAM ARE KNOWN FOR. IF THERE IS ONE CERTAINTY IN THIS WORLD, ITS THAT YOU ARE GETTING THE BOOT FROM MY TEAM THE MINUTE, NO, THE F****** SECOND THAT LOCKOUT IS OPEN.

F*** YOU.

P.S. I haven't forgotten about you Disappearing D******** Dom Sheed. You're lucky that you are so scared of both the footy and your man that you couldnt possibly give away the free kick that cost me the match up.

 

[Sixpence]

Lost to Warne dawgs by 50 points because I had 2 donuts. ****ing Adelaide selection panel!

 

[yogibbear]

OOoooo this gets me hard:

 

[BLERN]

OOoooo this gets me hard:

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Basically the same as me. Except i have laird instead of simpson.

I was happy with my def this week. Some underpeformed sure. But great overall numbers

 

[yogibbear]

Basically the same as me. Except i have laird instead of simpson.

I was happy with my def this week. Some underpeformed sure. But great overall numbers

I snipped the rest because the rest were awful

 

[BLERN]

I snipped the rest because the rest were awful

If it isnt in the uploaded pic... it never happened

 

[yogibbear]

heck I just realised this was vent thread and not Rnd 16 Discussion thread.... woops.

Treloar
Hanners
etc.

 

[BLERN]

glory be I just realised this was vent thread and not Rnd 16 Discussion thread.... woops.

Treloar
Hanners
etc.

I was wondering how your defensive line was getting you hard from anger.

 

[HammerTime55]

1st vs 2nd on the ladder. Both 14-1. Absolute bucketload of abuse hurled all week. Multiple cartons on the line.
I have Shuey, Yeo, Sheed and Ebert to score 330 odd to win.

With 2 minutes left I need 16 to win. Shuey goes and gives a freekick (-3pts) for late contact. Yeo then tries to junk it up for me...... ONLY TO LOSE BY 2 F******* POINTS. F*** YOU SHUEY YOU WEAK HEARTED PIECE OF S***. IF YOU WERENT SUCH A F****** SHOW PONY, I WOULD HAVE WON BY A POINT AND I COULD HAVE FORGIVEN YOU FOR SUCH A F****** S*** SCORE. BUT NO, YOU HAD TO PLAY JUST LIKE THE INEPT F****** SPUDS THAT YOU AND THE REST OF YOUR F****** TEAM ARE KNOWN FOR. IF THERE IS ONE CERTAINTY IN THIS WORLD, ITS THAT YOU ARE GETTING THE BOOT FROM MY TEAM THE MINUTE, NO, THE F****** SECOND THAT LOCKOUT IS OPEN.

F*** YOU.

P.S. I haven't forgotten about you Disappearing D******** Dom Sheed. You're lucky that you are so scared of both the footy and your man that you couldnt possibly give away the free kick that cost me the match up.

EDIT: After corrections, I have been given the win by 7pts. YEO IS A SUPERSTAR, and all is right in the world again. Shuey/Sheed are both f***wits though

 

[LordHaart]

OF COURSE Roberton plays a good game again after I trade him out. OF COURSE.

 

[Dpassa]

Eddy. Pickett. Smith. Where the f*** do I start?

Brett Eddy worst decision of my life.

 

[Dpassa]

I was debating whether to make Bryce Gibbs or Taylor Adams my captain.

I originally chose Adams, but at the last minute changed my mind, settling on Gibbs.

Been stuck with Ed Vickers Willis for far too long. Cant Post yet. Needed to vent

 

[Colonel_Panic]

**** YOU LLOYD HANNERS WAS GONE THIS WEEK BUT OH NO I'M SORRY I HURT MYSELF I CAN'T PLAY I GUESS I'LL JUST KEEP DANIEL "SHITcampaigner" HANNEBERY THEN MAYBE HE WILL INSPIRE HIS TEAMMATES WITH HIS COMPLETE LACK OF ABILITY TO WIN THE ACTUAL BALL.

 

[Colonel_Panic]

**** off

 

[yogibbear]

I traded Newman to Blakely this week.

FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

 

[Colonel_Panic]

The important thing is that I know what I did wrong.

 

[Colonel_Panic]

**** you Sydney, **** you Horse, **** you Mills, **** you Jack, **** you Hannebery. **** you Sydney. **** you South Melbourne.

 

[TJASTA]

PLAYERS THAT ARE DEAD TO ME: Touk Miller, All my Sydney players, Brett Eddy, Curtly Hampton, Jack Steele, David Swallow, Alex Neal-Bullen, Ed Vickers-Willis, Luke Ryan and Mitchell Hibberd,

 

[yogibbear]

PLAYERS THAT ARE DEAD TO ME: Touk Miller, All my Sydney players, Brett Eddy, Curtly Hampton, Jack Steele, David Swallow, Alex Neal-Bullen, Ed Vickers-Willis, Luke Ryan and Mitchell Hibberd,

Dahlhaus, Newnes, Kieran Jack, Heath Shaw, Blakely, Robbie Gray, Pittard.

 

[powerrrrrrrrrrrr]

Simpson is getting very close o being gone from my team! Useless since missing a week

 

[TedDougChris]

Simpson is getting very close o being gone from my team! Useless since missing a week

Interesting bump !!

 

[Andrew Birch]

Simpson is getting very close o being gone from my team! Useless since missing a week

He's always been a bit inconsistent. Will probably score 140+ this week if you trade him.