2018-19 Lol Norf June 30 Balance Sheet

[Byron Porkett]

Ahhh the corporate life; slapping the Secretary's on the arse as they walk by, charging long lunches with Dazlington to clients on the corporate card, flog nights out with Chaseton and RedVest4; really makes me pity the blue collar plebs and their panel beating/nursing professions.

Another advantage is getting some work experience lacky (think the Scrotum2 of your office) to do the proper work. I outsourced Norf's 2018-19 P&L to the placement kid. Can Bay 13 plodders kindly review the below document to ensure it's accurate before ATO lodgement?

Lol Norf 2018-19 Balance Sheet

Assets
- Byron Porkett = Priceless
- Mazda 323 (second hand) = $6,000
- Cash = $12.68
- Facilities = $3,904
- Tasmania = $240
- Charitable donations = $100,000

Liabilities
- 22 potatoes = $10,600,000 salary cap
- Flog Bigfooty posters = endless lulz
- NorthernLights
- Bad debt = $25,000,000
- Aussie Footy Forums = Packet of chips

Revenue
- Memberships = $1,347
- Merchandise = $74

Expenses
- Brad Scott payout = $3,000,000
- Repairs and maintenance to Lol Arden St = $10,000,000
- Legal fees for Majak's glubbering up the girl at the party case = $250,000
- Hush money for women coming forward against Wayne Carey = $500,000



Bottom line = Lol Norf

 

[RedVest4]

Check it out Tigernator, my 89th thread this week

 

[Byron Porkett]

Check it out Tigernator, my 89th thread this weekView attachment 698956

Check it out Tigernator, I tried knocking the flog OP out with the first reply

 

[harry000]

You forgot their biggest asset

Sooz

 

[zackah]

Revenue and expenses aren't on a balance sheet you stupid flog.

 

[Byron Porkett]

Revenue and expenses aren't on a balance sheet you stupid flog.

I said in the OP the placement lacky put this together DH.

Good to see a $55k per year accountant from H&R Block has picked up on this error

 

[zackah]

I said in the OP the placement lacky put this together DH.

Good to see a $55k per year accountant from H&R Block has picked up on this error

I got a payrise?

Sweeeet

 

[Bigeasy]

I said in the OP the placement lacky put this together DH.

Good to see a $55k per year accountant from H&R Block has picked up on this error

Hahaha dumb arse.

 

[Byron Porkett]

Hahaha dumb arse.

As if you'd have known that. Pegging remembering which letterbox to drop the mail is as hard as your medial job gets

 

[vjknight]

Balance sheet ?

norf ?

 

[GudOnya]

As if you'd have known that. Pegging remembering which letterbox to drop the mail is as hard as your medial job gets

I hope he doesn't do his menial ligament when he's dropping off the mail.

 

[Bigeasy]

I hope he doesn't do his menial ligament when he's dropping off the mail.

Porky is injury trolling me

 

[FurTheWin]

Porky is injury trolling me

Peeing your pants isn't an injury

 

[Dazlington]

Ahhh the corporate life; slapping the Secretary's on the arse as they walk by, charging long lunches with Dazlington to clients on the corporate card, flog nights out with Chaseton and RedVest4; really makes me pity the blue collar plebs and their panel beating/nursing professions.

Another advantage is getting some work experience lacky (think the Scrotum2 of your office) to do the proper work. I outsourced Norf's 2018-19 P&L to the placement kid. Can Bay 13 plodders kindly review the below document to ensure it's accurate before ATO lodgement?

Lol Norf 2018-19 Balance Sheet

Assets
- Byron Porkett = Priceless
- Mazda 323 (second hand) = $6,000
- Cash = $12.68
- Facilities = $3,904
- Tasmania = $240
- Charitable donations = $100,000

Liabilities
- 22 potatoes = $10,600,000 salary cap
- Flog Bigfooty posters = endless lulz
- NorthernLights
- Bad debt = $25,000,000
- Aussie Footy Forums = Packet of chips

Revenue
- Memberships = $1,347
- Merchandise = $74

Expenses
- Brad Scott payout = $3,000,000
- Repairs and maintenance to Lol Arden St = $10,000,000
- Legal fees for Majak's glubbering up the girl at the party case = $250,000
- Hush money for women coming forward against Wayne Carey = $500,000



Bottom line = Lol Norf

OP is a liability to bigfooty

 

[David Schwarz]

It warms my cold, dead heart to see the quality of photoshopped images has dramatically decreased to a level below poor

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Roos ‘crippled’ by secret payout clause

North Melbourne is reportedly staring down the barrel of an $800,000 payout to former coach Brad Scott next year if the unemployed mentor doesn’t take up a senior coaching role in 2020.

www.news.com.au