Game Day 2018 AFL Grand Final

[Stig O'Hara]

This NRL thingy comes up pretty flash as a night event.

Just sayin’

 

[gardiner stand]

Everything happens for a reason
Trade in Judd for JK
10 years later JK pivotal in Grand Final win
2013 West Coast overlook Cripps in draft and select Sheed instead
Sheed kicks winner
Cripps is ours
Colliwobbles are back
All is good in the footy world

 

[AceAndy]

This NRL thingy comes up pretty flash as a night event.

Just sayin’

Switch over to 507 and watch the golf. Much better

 

[thylacine60]

the halftime ads have any golf game covered

 

[Stig O'Hara]

the halftime ads have any golf game covered

Blockbuster Movie flogged - tick
James Cameron involved - tick
Action aplenty - tick
Guy with an eyepatch - mega tick

 

[passmark]

Shouldn’t you flogs be busy celebrating the worst season in your club’s history ? Ever. In 122 years. 2 wins in a season where the comp was as even as it’s ever been. What a laughing stock the Carlton football club have become. And you’ve got the hide to bag the pies after the season they’ve just had? Genuinely hilarious , thank you for adding some real humour to what was an otherwise bleak Sunday. Best part is, you’ve still got the muppet show being run by Bolton and Silvagni that has you all fooled into thinking they will deliver you from the woods. Bolton’s good for a smiley face emoji , not so good as an afl coach. But don’t worry you’ll finally realise that by late 2020 when you’re still bottom 4 and he’s shown the door

Which one is you?

 

[AceAndy]

the halftime ads have any golf game covered

Oi, you cheeky bugger.

 

[Stig O'Hara]

You’re right. I apologise on behalf of our posters.
Congratulations on losing the Grand Final

27 times runners up.

Thought someone had made that up.

 

[thylacine60]

These stats pre-yesterday:

The Definitive Collingwood
Grand Final Record

2011 Geelong 18.11.(119)
Collingwood 12.9.(81)

2010 Collingwood 16.12.(108)
St Kilda 7.10.(52)

2010 Collingwood 9.14.(68)
St Kilda 10.8.(68)

2003 Brisbane 20.14.(134)
Collingwood 12.12.(74)

2002 Brisbane 10.15.(75)
Collingwood 9.12.(66)

1990 Collingwood 13.11.(89)
Essendon 5.11.(41)

1981 Carlton 12.20.(92)
Collingwood 10.10.(72)

1980 Richmond 23.21.(159)
Collingwood 9.24.(78)

1979 Carlton 11.16.(82)
Collingwood 11.11.(77)

1977 North Melbourne 21.25.(151)
Collingwood 19.10.(124)

1977 Collingwood 10.16.(76)
North Melbourne 9.22.(76)

1970 Carlton 17.9.(111)
Collingwood 14.17.(101)

1966 St. Kilda 10.14.(74)
Collingwood 10.13.(73)

1964 Melbourne 8.16.(64)
Collingwood 8.12.(60)

1960 Melbourne 8.14.(62)
Collingwood 2.2.(14)

1958 Collingwood 12.10.(82)
Melbourne 9.10.(64)

1956 Melbourne 17.19.(121)
Collingwood 6.12.(48)

1955 Melbourne 8.16.(64)
Collingwood 5.6.(36)

1953 Collingwood 11.11.(77)
Geelong 8.17.(65)

1952 Geelong 13.8.(86)
Collingwood 5.10.(40)

1939 Melbourne 21.22.(148)
Collingwood 14.11.(95)

1938 Carlton 15.10.(100)
Collingwood 13.7.(85)

1937 Geelong 18.14.(122)
Collingwood 12.18.(90)

1936 Collingwood 11.23.(89)
South Melbourne 10.18.(78)

1935 Collingwood 11.12.(78)
South Melbourne 7.16.(58)

1930 Collingwood 14.16.(100)
Geelong 9.16.(70)

1929 Collingwood 11.13.(79)
Richmond 7.8.(50)

1928 Collingwood 13.18.(96)
Richmond 9.9.(63)

1927 Collingwood 2.13.(25)
Richmond 1.7.(13)

1926 Melbourne 17.17.(119)
Collingwood 9.8.(62)

1925 Geelong 10.19.(79)
Collingwood 9.15.(69)

1922 Fitzroy 11.13.(79)
Collingwood 9.14.(68)

1920 Richmond 7.10.(52)
Collingwood 5.5.(35)

1919 Collingwood 11.12.(78)
Richmond 7.11.(53)

1918 South Melbourne 9.8.(62)
Collingwood 7.15.(57)

1917 Collingwood 9.20.(74)
Fitzroy 5.9.(39)

1915 Carlton 11.12.(78)
Collingwood 6.9.(45)

1911 Essendon 5.11.(41)
Collingwood 4.11.(35)

1910 Collingwood 9.7.(61)
Carlton 6.11.(47)

1905 Fitzroy 4.6.(30)
Collingwood 2.5.(17)

1903 Collingwood 4.7.(31)
Fitzroy 3.11.(29)

1902 Collingwood 9.6.(60)
Essendon 3.9.(27)

1901 Essendon 6.7.(43)
Collingwood 2.4.(16)

Grand Final Record: 1901, 1902, 1903, 1910, 1911, 1915, 1917, 1918, 1919, 1920, 1922, 1925, 1926, 1927, 1928, 1929, 1930, 1935, 1936, 1937, 1938, 1939, 1952, 1953, 1955, 1956, 1958, 1960, 1964, 1966, 1970, 1977, 1977, 1979, 1980, 1981, 1990, 2002, 2003, 2010, 2010, 2011



Club by Club Breakdown



vs.

Won:

Lost:

Drawn:

Victories:

Defeats:


Brisbane:


2



2002


Carlton:

1

5


1910

1915, 1938, 1970, 1979, 1981


Essendon:

2

2


1902, 1990

1901, 1911


Fitzroy:

2

2


1903, 1917

1905, 1922


Geelong:

2

4


1930, 1953

1925, 1937, 1952, 2011


Melbourne:

1

6


1958

1926, 1939, 1955, 1956, 1960, 1964


North Melbourne:


1

1


1977


Richmond:

4

2


1919, 1927, 1928, 1929

1920, 1980


South Melbourne:

2

1


1935, 1936

1918


St. Kilda:

1

1

1

2010

1966


Our Highest Premiership Score

Our Lowest Premiership Score



1930

Collingwood

14.16.(100)

1927

Collingwood

2.13.(25)


Geelong

9.16.(70)

Richmond

1.7.(13)


Highest Score Against Us in Premiership:

Lowest Score Against Us in Premiership:



1936

South Melbourne
Collingwood

10.18.(78)
11.23.(89)

1927

Richmond
Collingwood

1.7.(13)
2.13.(25)


Our Highest Grand Final Score:

Our Lowest Grand Final Score:



1977
REPLAY

Collingwood
North Melbourne

19.10.(124)
21.25.(151)

1960

Collingwood
Melbourne

2.2.(14)
8.14.(62)


Highest Grand Final Score Kicked Against Us:

Lowest Grand Final Score Kicked Against Us:



1980

Richmond
Collingwood

23.21.(159)
9.24.(78)

1905

Fitzroy
Collingwood

4.6.(30)
2.5.(17)


Biggest Winning Margin:

Smallest Winning Margin:



2010

Collingwood
St Kilda

16.12.(108)
7.10.(52)

1903

Collingwood
Fitzroy

4.7.(31)
3.11.(29)


Biggest Losing Margin:

Smallest Losing Margin:



1980

Richmond
Collingwood

23.21.(159)
9.24.(78)

1966

St. Kilda
Collingwood

10.14.(74) 10.13.(73)


Most Consecutive Premierships:

Biggest Successive String of Premierships:



4

1927, 1928, 1929, 1930

6

1927, 1928, 1929, 1930, 1935, 1936


Most Consecutive Grand Finals:

Longest String of Grand Final Losses:



6

1925, 1926, 1927,1928, 1929, 1930

9

1960, 1964, 1966, 1970, 1977*, 1979, 1980, 1981


Won: 15
Tied: 2
Lost: 26
Total: 43

 

[Robbo's my hero]

These stats pre-yesterday:

The Definitive Collingwood
Grand Final Record

2011 Geelong 18.11.(119)
Collingwood 12.9.(81)

2010 Collingwood 16.12.(108)
St Kilda 7.10.(52)

2010 Collingwood 9.14.(68)
St Kilda 10.8.(68)

2003 Brisbane 20.14.(134)
Collingwood 12.12.(74)

2002 Brisbane 10.15.(75)
Collingwood 9.12.(66)

1990 Collingwood 13.11.(89)
Essendon 5.11.(41)

1981 Carlton 12.20.(92)
Collingwood 10.10.(72)

1980 Richmond 23.21.(159)
Collingwood 9.24.(78)

1979 Carlton 11.16.(82)
Collingwood 11.11.(77)

1977 North Melbourne 21.25.(151)
Collingwood 19.10.(124)

1977 Collingwood 10.16.(76)
North Melbourne 9.22.(76)

1970 Carlton 17.9.(111)
Collingwood 14.17.(101)

1966 St. Kilda 10.14.(74)
Collingwood 10.13.(73)

1964 Melbourne 8.16.(64)
Collingwood 8.12.(60)

1960 Melbourne 8.14.(62)
Collingwood 2.2.(14)

1958 Collingwood 12.10.(82)
Melbourne 9.10.(64)

1956 Melbourne 17.19.(121)
Collingwood 6.12.(48)

1955 Melbourne 8.16.(64)
Collingwood 5.6.(36)

1953 Collingwood 11.11.(77)
Geelong 8.17.(65)

1952 Geelong 13.8.(86)
Collingwood 5.10.(40)

1939 Melbourne 21.22.(148)
Collingwood 14.11.(95)

1938 Carlton 15.10.(100)
Collingwood 13.7.(85)

1937 Geelong 18.14.(122)
Collingwood 12.18.(90)

1936 Collingwood 11.23.(89)
South Melbourne 10.18.(78)

1935 Collingwood 11.12.(78)
South Melbourne 7.16.(58)

1930 Collingwood 14.16.(100)
Geelong 9.16.(70)

1929 Collingwood 11.13.(79)
Richmond 7.8.(50)

1928 Collingwood 13.18.(96)
Richmond 9.9.(63)

1927 Collingwood 2.13.(25)
Richmond 1.7.(13)

1926 Melbourne 17.17.(119)
Collingwood 9.8.(62)

1925 Geelong 10.19.(79)
Collingwood 9.15.(69)

1922 Fitzroy 11.13.(79)
Collingwood 9.14.(68)

1920 Richmond 7.10.(52)
Collingwood 5.5.(35)

1919 Collingwood 11.12.(78)
Richmond 7.11.(53)

1918 South Melbourne 9.8.(62)
Collingwood 7.15.(57)

1917 Collingwood 9.20.(74)
Fitzroy 5.9.(39)

1915 Carlton 11.12.(78)
Collingwood 6.9.(45)

1911 Essendon 5.11.(41)
Collingwood 4.11.(35)

1910 Collingwood 9.7.(61)
Carlton 6.11.(47)

1905 Fitzroy 4.6.(30)
Collingwood 2.5.(17)

1903 Collingwood 4.7.(31)
Fitzroy 3.11.(29)

1902 Collingwood 9.6.(60)
Essendon 3.9.(27)

1901 Essendon 6.7.(43)
Collingwood 2.4.(16)

Grand Final Record: 1901, 1902, 1903, 1910, 1911, 1915, 1917, 1918, 1919, 1920, 1922, 1925, 1926, 1927, 1928, 1929, 1930, 1935, 1936, 1937, 1938, 1939, 1952, 1953, 1955, 1956, 1958, 1960, 1964, 1966, 1970, 1977, 1977, 1979, 1980, 1981, 1990, 2002, 2003, 2010, 2010, 2011



Club by Club Breakdown



vs.

Won:

Lost:

Drawn:

Victories:

Defeats:


Brisbane:


2



2002


Carlton:

1

5


1910

1915, 1938, 1970, 1979, 1981


Essendon:

2

2


1902, 1990

1901, 1911


Fitzroy:

2

2


1903, 1917

1905, 1922


Geelong:

2

4


1930, 1953

1925, 1937, 1952, 2011


Melbourne:

1

6


1958

1926, 1939, 1955, 1956, 1960, 1964


North Melbourne:


1

1


1977


Richmond:

4

2


1919, 1927, 1928, 1929

1920, 1980


South Melbourne:

2

1


1935, 1936

1918


St. Kilda:

1

1

1

2010

1966


Our Highest Premiership Score

Our Lowest Premiership Score



1930

Collingwood

14.16.(100)

1927

Collingwood

2.13.(25)


Geelong

9.16.(70)

Richmond

1.7.(13)


Highest Score Against Us in Premiership:

Lowest Score Against Us in Premiership:



1936

South Melbourne
Collingwood

10.18.(78)
11.23.(89)

1927

Richmond
Collingwood

1.7.(13)
2.13.(25)


Our Highest Grand Final Score:

Our Lowest Grand Final Score:



1977
REPLAY

Collingwood
North Melbourne

19.10.(124)
21.25.(151)

1960

Collingwood
Melbourne

2.2.(14)
8.14.(62)


Highest Grand Final Score Kicked Against Us:

Lowest Grand Final Score Kicked Against Us:



1980

Richmond
Collingwood

23.21.(159)
9.24.(78)

1905

Fitzroy
Collingwood

4.6.(30)
2.5.(17)


Biggest Winning Margin:

Smallest Winning Margin:



2010

Collingwood
St Kilda

16.12.(108)
7.10.(52)

1903

Collingwood
Fitzroy

4.7.(31)
3.11.(29)


Biggest Losing Margin:

Smallest Losing Margin:



1980

Richmond
Collingwood

23.21.(159)
9.24.(78)

1966

St. Kilda
Collingwood

10.14.(74) 10.13.(73)


Most Consecutive Premierships:

Biggest Successive String of Premierships:



4

1927, 1928, 1929, 1930

6

1927, 1928, 1929, 1930, 1935, 1936


Most Consecutive Grand Finals:

Longest String of Grand Final Losses:



6

1925, 1926, 1927,1928, 1929, 1930

9

1960, 1964, 1966, 1970, 1977*, 1979, 1980, 1981


Won: 15
Tied: 2
Lost: 26
Total: 43

You’ve got Bruce’s stats book.

 

[thylacine60]

it's definitive, isn't it?

 

[Robbo's my hero]

What’s the stats on The Woodpeckers?

 

[Blue and Blue]

What’s the stats on The Woodpeckers?

I put my finger in the woodpeckers hole
And the woodpecker said god bless my soul

 

[Blue and Blue]

2010 Collingwood 9.14.(68)
St Kilda 10.8.(68)

They were both one point short of .....ermm special fried rice on the chinese menu...yibada yibada

 

[TeeJay Blue]

♪♫♪♫♪
Well done West Coast Eagles,
2018's yours,
Dom Sheed's match sealer had pies fans shut their toothless jaws.

Black and white's a no-no,
But yes, we don't mind red,
Especially when it's the colour of Eddie's frowning head.

You wanted us to back you,
But we will always say,
Forget it, we would rather sit and watch paint dry all day.

Aish was all day missing,
Sidebottom was cold,
Cox had been em'Barrass'ed, and De Goey's goals got old.

They led for most the game,
Then choked to lose the cup,
Oh how we all love GF day when magpies stink it up.

44 Grand Finals,
Still one flag short from us,
Perhaps a way to move on involves blindfolds on a bus.

Sure they will feel pain,
It would be hard to bear,
But when you wear that jail bars jumper, we don't ******* care!

Yes, Carlton aren't great now,
But What's forever true
The Black and White will never ever beat the navy blue.
♪♫♪♫♪

 

[thylacine60]

beware the 2am post.......

 

[thylacine60]

Reading some of the posts on the Pies' autopsy thread and one really stuck out for it's calm sense and reflection. So I contacted the poster.


"As a Carlton supporter, I'd like to think I could be as reflective and generous of spirit as your post last night indicates you are - credit to you."

He responded:

"Thanks for the note mate - tough weekend but I don't think anything is gained by being bitter. . I am also in a pretty dire situation at the moment in terms of health/wealth and that can put things into perspective. The general demeanor of Richmond supporters over the past year (esp on BF) has also provided extra motivation to stay above all that. They have been (with the odd exception) just so overbearing and arrogant. As I said.........appreciate the note and hope that Carlton are pressing for finals next year for you."

Perspective.

 

[footyfan1978]

beware the 2am post.......

The intent from him was coming from the right place. Artistically gets a 3 out of 10 from me.

This part moved it up from a 1 out of 10 to 3 out of 10...

"44 Grand Finals,
Still one flag short from us,
Perhaps a way to move on involves blindfolds on a bus."

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Just on the blindfolded bus shenanigans--look at how Adam Simpson and the WCE people have created a 'one club' mentality, to the point of the players cleaning up the changeroom after winning the grand final. No naked-tied-to-tree-holding-a-phallic-talking-stick-and-stepping-on-Indigenous-culture necessary.

 

[Robbo's my hero]

♪♫♪♫♪
Well done West Coast Eagles,
2018's yours,
Dom Sheed's match sealer had pies fans shut their toothless jaws.

Black and white's a no-no,
But yes, we don't mind red,
Especially when it's the colour of Eddie's frowning head.

You wanted us to back you,
But we will always say,
Forget it, we would rather sit and watch paint dry all day.

Aish was all day missing,
Sidebottom was cold,
Cox had been em'Barrass'ed, and De Goey's goals got old.

They led for most the game,
Then choked to lose the cup,
Oh how we all love GF day when magpies stink it up.

44 Grand Finals,
Still one flag short from us,
Perhaps a way to move on involves blindfolds on a bus.

Sure they will feel pain,
It would be hard to bear,
But when you wear that jail bars jumper, we don't ******* care!

Yes, Carlton aren't great now,
But What's forever true
The Black and White will never ever beat the navy blue.
♪♫♪♫♪

What are we singing it to?

 

[footyfan1978]

Adam Simpson classy act. One for the good guys. Suck shit Basil and your bullshit interview that Simmo put you back in your place.

 

[TeeJay Blue]

What are we singing it to?

Sing it in whatever way you want.

I sing it loudly and proudly in the shower like an exuberant cheerleader.

 

[thylacine60]

Just on the blindfolded bus shenanigans--look at how Adam Simpson and the WCE people have created a 'one club' mentality, to the point of the players cleaning up the changeroom after winning the grand final. No naked-tied-to-tree-holding-a-phallic-talking-stick-and-stepping-on-Indigenous-culture necessary.

who'd have thunk?

 

[Aphrodite]

https://www.triplem.com.au/sport/af...tion-to-reverse-the-result-of-the-grand-final

A Collingwood fan has started a petition to reverse the result of Saturday’s grand final.

 

[Robbo's my hero]

Call me stupid but so far it doesn’t appear from the still shots that Maynard was trying to mark the ball. His total focus appears to be on his opponent Rioli.