Preview 2018 FACE/OFF LIST: RESERVE YOUR TEAMS, MISCREANTS (15 left)

[Deaneus!]

this movie is twenty years old, and neither of these guys are A-listers anymore​

Every year, willing posters write exquisite previews for upcoming matches and invite posters from those other teams to contribute and light-heartedly discuss said upcoming match.

Think of it as a free-form discussion and opportunity to creatively shakedown the team unlucky enough to be playing us.

If you'd like to try this, use the search function for "Face/Off" and check out prior threads to see how people have put them together, and if you're brave enough, post in here to tell us which team/round you'd like to try.


Round 1 - Essendon:
Round 2 - Richmond:
Round 3 - St Kilda: Coopers
Round 4 - Collingwood: beartoo
Round 5 - Sydney Swans: John Who
Round 6 - Gold Coast SUNS: ams4crows
Round 7 - Carlton: Brenton Davy
Round 8 - Port Adelaide: adelaidecrows
Round 9 - Western Bulldogs: Drugs Are Bad Mackay?
Round 10 - Melbourne: Scorpus
Round 11 - GWS GIANTS: GreyCrow
Round 12 - Fremantle: dogs105
Round 13 - Hawthorn:
Round 14 - the dreaded bye:
Round 15 - West Coast Eagles: azza77
Round 16 - Richmond:
Round 17 - Geelong Cats: Huntercrow
Round 18 - Brisbane Lions:
Round 19 - Melbourne: PrideOf
Round 20 - Port Adelaide:
Round 21 - GWS GIANTS:
Round 22 - North Melbourne: birdflu
Round 23 - Carlton: AmericanCrow

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

I'll take Rnd 9 Western Bulldogs unless someone else desperately wants that one

 

[Deaneus!]

I'll take Rnd 9 Western Bulldogs unless someone else desperately wants that one

DING DING DING WE HAVE A WEINER

I've done Brisbane i think three or four years in a row now, and whilst i readily admit i've completely smashed it with some insane Face/Off goodness*, i will let other people have a go if they want to.


*how do i beat last year?

 

[Scorpus]

Round 10 v Melbourne thanks

 

[GreyCrow]

*how do i beat last year?

*starts checking old threads for editing

I shall try and talk about when they were Giants please , either round

 

[dogs105]

Freo in 12 if I can

 

[beartoo]

Pies Round 4
and Round 14 please.

 

[Deaneus!]

Pies Round 4
and Round 14 please.

I'll give you one, and if no one wants the other, then you can have both

 

[beartoo]

I'll give you one, and if no one wants the other, then you can have both

14 is the bye.

 

[Deaneus!]

14 is the bye.

 

[PrideOf]

I'd like to do Round 19 please.

 

[GreyCrow]

*starts checking old threads for editing

I shall try and talk about when they were Giants please , either round

Should I re-post this? Yes I think I should

 

[Coopers]

I'll do one. Sign me up somewhere. I don't mind who. Earlier rather than later please.

 

[Deaneus!]

I'll do one. Sign me up somewhere. I don't mind who. Earlier rather than later please.

The Saints it is!

Lots of little-person-burning-material for you to work with

 

[dogs105]

The Saints it is!

Lots of little-person-burning-material for you to work with

burningdwarf ?

 

[John Who]

Count me in on one. Pick a random number, and whatever's left. The more random, the better!

 

[dogs105]

Count me in on one. Pick a random number, and whatever's left. The more random, the better!

5

 

[John Who]

5

5 it is! Please lock it in, Eddie!

 

[Huntercrow]

My Avatar speaks for itself!

 

[Brenton Davy]

Round 7 - Carlton for me pls.

 

[birdflu]

I guess I can give this a crack. I promise I'm a decent writer, and all the times I've said jokes on stage people have laughed (though, come to think of it, that might have been out of pity). I'll need some time to do research, though, so give me North Melbourne, round 22.

 

[FR0GGY]

I'll take Rnd 9 Western Bulldogs unless someone else desperately wants that one

Thats disgusting.

 

[ams4crows]

I'll do Round 6 v the Gold Coast please

 

[azza77]

Since im over in Perth now and will be attending a lot more Eagles games with my mates than I would like, Ill happily do the Eagles match up if it already hasn't been taken.

I tend to ramble and am not very funny, but Ill give it a shot.

 

[adelaidecrows]

I will gladly go Port round 8. Can these be humorous?