Preview 2018 FACE/OFF LIST: RESERVE YOUR TEAMS, MISCREANTS (15 left)

If Face / Off is a movie about people's faces coming off, then...

  • I love doing Face / Off and will be selecting a team

    Votes: 6 66.7%
  • I much prefer to be Off / Face

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • This isn’t a philosophical treatise on Descartes’ duality of man

    Votes: 4 44.4%
  • I watched Battlefield Earth for fun and it was just terrible, absolutely terrible. So Dutch.

    Votes: 1 11.1%

  • Total voters
    9
Nov 24, 2007
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this movie is twenty years old, and neither of these guys are A-listers anymore

Every year, willing posters write exquisite previews for upcoming matches and invite posters from those other teams to contribute and light-heartedly discuss said upcoming match.

Think of it as a free-form discussion and opportunity to creatively shakedown the team unlucky enough to be playing us.

If you'd like to try this, use the search function for "Face/Off" and check out prior threads to see how people have put them together, and if you're brave enough, post in here to tell us which team/round you'd like to try.


Round 1 - Essendon:
Round 2 - Richmond:
Round 3 - St Kilda: Coopers
Round 4 - Collingwood: beartoo
Round 5 - Sydney Swans: John Who
Round 6 - Gold Coast SUNS: ams4crows
Round 7 - Carlton: Brenton Davy
Round 8 - Port Adelaide: adelaidecrows
Round 9 - Western Bulldogs: Drugs Are Bad Mackay?
Round 10 - Melbourne: Scorpus
Round 11 - GWS GIANTS: GreyCrow
Round 12 - Fremantle: dogs105
Round 13 - Hawthorn:
Round 14 - the dreaded bye:
Round 15 - West Coast Eagles: azza77
Round 16 - Richmond:
Round 17 - Geelong Cats: Huntercrow
Round 18 - Brisbane Lions:
Round 19 - Melbourne: PrideOf
Round 20 - Port Adelaide:
Round 21 - GWS GIANTS:
Round 22 - North Melbourne: birdflu
Round 23 - Carlton: AmericanCrow
 
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Nov 24, 2007
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I'll take Rnd 9 Western Bulldogs unless someone else desperately wants that one

DING DING DING WE HAVE A WEINER

I've done Brisbane i think three or four years in a row now, and whilst i readily admit i've completely smashed it with some insane Face/Off goodness*, i will let other people have a go if they want to.


*how do i beat last year?
 
Nov 24, 2007
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I'll do one. Sign me up somewhere. I don't mind who. Earlier rather than later please.

The Saints it is!

Lots of little-person-burning-material for you to work with
 

birdflu

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I guess I can give this a crack. I promise I'm a decent writer, and all the times I've said jokes on stage people have laughed (though, come to think of it, that might have been out of pity). I'll need some time to do research, though, so give me North Melbourne, round 22.
 

azza77

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Since im over in Perth now and will be attending a lot more Eagles games with my mates than I would like, Ill happily do the Eagles match up if it already hasn't been taken.

I tend to ramble and am not very funny, but Ill give it a shot.
 
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