Club Mgmt. 2018 Membership Thread - 79,318 final tally!

[yodellinhank]

We have a woman behind us who will not stop clapping. The whole game. Even when we’re losing by 60+ and nothing is happening on field. Constant clapping and a heavily accented “Ess-eh-daaahn”.
Followed by an old fart who just screams “ya ******* maggot. Bloody maggot. Maggot maggot maggot” and quite literally anything the umpire does, even a free kick to us just as the game starts.
Or the kids around us who clearly don’t give a s**t about football and watch Peppa Pig on full volume which is so ear piercingly annoying that it makes you want to line the kid up for a Trent Cotchin style high bump to the head.

I forgot how angry it all made me, jesus.

That sounds great. I'm near a pretty famous clapper but I've never heard the old legend so it mustn't be the same one.

 

[hotkorma]

We have a woman behind us who will not stop clapping. The whole game. Even when we’re losing by 60+ and nothing is happening on field. Constant clapping and a heavily accented “Ess-eh-daaahn”.
Followed by an old fart who just screams “ya ******* maggot. Bloody maggot. Maggot maggot maggot” and quite literally anything the umpire does, even a free kick to us just as the game starts.
Or the kids around us who clearly don’t give a s**t about football and watch Peppa Pig on full volume which is so ear piercingly annoying that it makes you want to line the kid up for a Trent Cotchin style high bump to the head.

I forgot how angry it all made me, jesus.

How good is a 4th quarter Peppa the pig though?

I also thoroughly enjoy the awkwardness of when someone tries to sit in my seat and I have to flash my membership st them and they proceed to move one seat to the left.

 

[VelvetSledge]

OR when the one random supporter who goes to perhaps two matches a year rocks up with his young child who just screams the whole game.

Just screams.

Constantly.

For no reason.

**** this I’m moving into the coaches box, shove over woosh

 

[Seagrave_Holmes]

Hopefully next year's marketing campaign won't be overdone like the comeback story was all year.

 

[Lethal]

I prefer Lt. L. T. Smash's superliminal approach:

'HEY YOU, JOIN THE ******* BOMBERS!!'

No fuss, no muss.

srebmob eht nioj

 

[windyhill]

I don't mind it.

 

[Rack Watts]

I have only just realised it's probably linked to gay marriage lol.
We will probably lost members because of it Zzz.
Better than EssendNO

 

[Rack Watts]

I legit just took 10 seconds to think of a better slogan:
Essendoncy
You're welcome.

 

[Kong]

I prefer Lt. L. T. Smash's superliminal approach:

'HEY YOU, JOIN THE ******* BOMBERS!!'

No fuss, no muss.

 

[Bennett.]

So we’re taking a Yess is more attitude this year. Minimalist.

 

[VelvetSledge]

So we’re taking a Yess is more attitude this year. Minimalist.

 

[daffo]

It doesn't look like they are offering the active area anymore.. It's a shame. that was the best value for money.

 

[Summer Nights]

It's really not that bad. Better to have something inconspicuous than overdone.

 

[Its Manbearpig]

I had a reserved seat this year, never again. Could not get away from:

‘C’Mon Bomberrrrrrrs’
‘Just kick the bloody thing!’
‘C’MON Bomberrrrrrrrss!’
‘Not backwards’
‘C’MON BOMBERRRRRRRS!’
(Actual 1 minute sample of hotkorma’s experience at Etihad)

I sat next to those at anzac day.. you poor lad.

 

[JayJ20]

I cringe so hard when I actually see this being used

Stop it plz

 

[Doss]

I cringe so hard when I actually see this being used

Stop it plz

How about noo.

 

[JayJ20]

How about noo.

How about yess

 

[Jade]

Look, I think we all just need to take a moment and admit to ourselves...

...that membership slogan is absolutely shithouse.

 

[eth-dog]

Look, I think we all just need to take a moment and admit to ourselves...

...that membership slogan is absolutely shithouse.

Have you heard anyone say otherwise?

 

[The Donners]

Ewwwwww I thought you were joking

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Honestly, that's embarrassing.

 

[pepsi]

I cringe so hard when I actually see this being used

Stop it plz

Is it the worst we've had yet?

The answer? Yess

 

[eDPS]

 

[dave10]

Apparently very strong sales for this time if the year on the if a promising year ahead. Membership office been very busy it seems. Anyone know where the figures at so far?

 

[VelvetSledge]

Apparently very strong sales for this time if the year on the if a promising year ahead. Membership office been very busy it seems. Anyone know where the figures at so far?

Looks like a 70k year, this one.

 

[Alfred E Neuman]

Looks like a 70k year, this one.

Comfortably I reckon. With a good start next year I'd expect 75k.