News 2018 membership

[finbarr]

I reckon every second lanyard gets binned instantly.

Lanyard instantly gets attached to my work ID card.

 

[Pappagallo]

Lanyard instantly gets attached to my work ID card.

Mine gets binned instantly.

The theory is sound.

 

[Ateen7tee]

Upon use, I’ve concluded this years pen is just as s**t as all the others. Weight is a slight improvement, ball point bad, ergonomics terrible. Will be returning to the Bic tomorrow.

the pen is the best in years. much lighter and smoother than normal bics which i usually use. on par with my good (SBS) pen. actually worth taking to work as ink actually comes out when you write

Am sensing conflicting feedback. Will have to wait and arrive at own conclusion...

 

[finbarr]

The member pen, John Butcher....this board has an unhealthy obsession with things that don’t work properly.

 

[NoddyHolder]

My card this year tells me I’m a ‘Platinum B’ member. What is a Platinum A?

Platinum A/Platinum B makes me nervous. I'm also Platinum B and now paranoid that next time we make the GF they'll tell us 'by the way, not enough seats. Only platinum A get a guarantee. Into the lottery for you Plat Bs.'

 

[simba_]

 

[finbarr]

Platinum A/Platinum B makes me nervous. I'm also Platinum B and now paranoid that next time we make the GF they'll tell us 'by the way, not enough seats. Only platinum A get a guarantee. Into the lottery for you Plat Bs.'

Fear not. I’ve been assured I’m Platinum B only because I’m a Platinum member who chooses not to sit in Platinum designated seats. Same privileges apply to both levels.

 

[Contested Marx]

My pen is broken

 

[finbarr]

My pen is broken

Mine isn’t clicking properly. It’s sticking.

 

[Pappagallo]

Next year’s member pack should come with a pacer instead.

 

[Canoogs]

Wow, all these people with their new pens and I haven't even got confirmation my pack is in the mail yet! Maybe they're holding off until the vests are done?

 

[BornPort]

Nah.....

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[HinkleysHeroes]

Not sure of the complaints about the pen. I think it is great this year.(who writes anyway).

The membership card is the *ing problem.

 

[chiwigi]

View attachment 444922 Not sure of the complaints about the pen. I think it is great this year.(who writes anyway).

The membership card is the ruddy problem.

Use a credit card or a razor blade instead mate.

 

[Prison bar Pete]

I reckon every second lanyard gets binned instantly.

perhaps unloved lanyards could be donated to the cheer squad to make their pom poms

 

[mic59]

Still haven't received my membership. I called the club last week and they said the printing was delayed and I'd get it at the end of that week or the next. I'll give them another call if I haven't got it by next Friday.

I reckon every second lanyard gets binned instantly.

The first lanyard I got was used for my door keys. My membership card goes into the plastic pocket that I got in 1998. The other lanyards just hang around my place until I do a spring clean and get rid of them.

 

[Boxx]

I add my membership cards onto the Stocard app...

 

[Power Raid]

View attachment 444922 Not sure of the complaints about the pen. I think it is great this year.(who writes anyway).

The membership card is the ruddy problem.

who has hands like that working behind a desk?

 

[bomberclifford]

Next year’s member pack should come with a pacer instead.

A big * off carpenter's pencil.

 

[Pappagallo]

A big **** off carpenter's pencil.

Hammer and chisel for the 150th in 2020.

 

[HinkleysHeroes]

who has hands like that working behind a desk?

Omg mate. Obviously I do not work behind a desk and I pity the tools who do.

Why where you checking out my hands?

 

[GremioPower]

Omg mate. Obviously I do not work behind a desk and I pity the tools who do.

Why where you checking out my hands?

You have shown it off. I still don't see what he saw, though. I am not good at hand-reading...

 

[LFC2010]

Done, accidently paid for 2 months instead one when I really can't afford, ah well, least i don't have to worry about Jan's payment i guess.

 

[Grave Danger]

A big **** off carpenter's pencil.

Wouldn't a big black texta (or a spray can) be more Pawdadleaide?

 

[Tibbs]

Omg mate. Obviously I do not work behind a desk and I pity the tools who do.

Why where you checking out my hands?

Lol... I noticed the hands s too!

I always though you were a young fart! Now I see your a wrinkly old fart!

Illusion busted!