Opinion 2018 Non-Crows Discussion Thread

[Kane McGoodwin]

Any truth to the rumour that they had to get some tarps in for the back section of seats?

Just for Kochie's cult.

We are awesome despite everyone being against us.

China will help us conquer the world financially, but we are still seeking a major sponsor.

Ken is the best coach, just not against a top 8 team.

We have great leaders, despite 2 ringins having issues at their previous club.

Long live the Kochie creed...

 

[Jenkins4]

They also apparently have no elderly supporters while supposedly being 1500 years old or something. Figure that one out.

And the complete opposite as well.

We have no history but are entire support base is apricot eating senior citizens.

#PortLogic

 

[Jenkins4]

You would think that, but it's just the uneducated bit shining through !!

So in other words, all of them?

 

[Doctor B]

No major sponsor announced today at the Heavens Gate religious cult convention?

 

[Roovolution]

Any truth to the rumour that they had to get some tarps in for the back section of seats?

Everyone was in the toilet remember....just like in China.

 

[Roovolution]

No major sponsor announced today at the Heavens Gate religious cult convention?

Would’ve thought it was the perfect time to announce it.........

 

[CrowsB4hoes]

Would’ve thought it was the perfect time to announce it.........

It’s months away, so said KT

 

[MRB37]

To be honest, I'm actually finding the lack of noise from our side to be a bit refreshing. Lots of teams having their intraclub today, it's all "he's gonna be a gun" "Rookie X is a gonna play round 1", just a bunch of useless noise and transparent hype that means nothing. So far we've had 3 different answers to Jake Stringer playing as a midfielder by 3 different people at the Bombers, then he's gonna be like Dustin Martin this year. People get all excited about a player moving to the midfield and don't even think "it's an intra-club, maybe they're there to make up the numbers?".

 

[GreyCrow]

It’s months away, so said KT

March 29 look over here season start
April 25 look Anzac Day
May 30 hey concentrate on the fact we are 4-2
June 30 due to financial year we will focus on bringing in a quality sponsor for 2019

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Would’ve thought it was the perfect time to announce it.........

Sure would, but that would require the sponsor to be signed.

At this rate, the new major sponsor will be their finals sponsor...

 

[Jenkins4]

Would’ve thought it was the perfect time to announce it.........

Have they has their AGM yet?

 

[FR0GGY]

Sure would, but that would require the sponsor to be signed.

At this rate, the new major sponsor will be their finals sponsor...

You’d think companies would be chomping at the bit with their China juggernaut

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

You’d think companies would be chomping at the bit with their China juggernaut

Perhaps the Feds should have delayed the sale of the Kidman property.

 

[Redleg Crow]

What the hell?? Port don't have a major sponsor???

 

[Doc_]

What the hell?? Port don't have a major sponsor???

Relax m8. They got it all sorted out. Due to be announced any day now. Probably to coincide with the Chinese new year.
Thats what I'm hearing anyway

 

[Roovolution]

You’d think companies would be chomping at the bit with their China juggernaut

Lining up at the door lololololololol

 

[FR0GGY]

Relax m8. They got it all sorted out. Due to be announced any day now. Probably to coincide with the Chinese new year.
Thats what I'm hearing anyway

Its just Chinese whispers mate, they've got nothing.

 

[GameofSloanes]

The way some of them talk, it’s as if they are 95% millennials born this side of the year 2000 but their demographic doesn’t look very different to ours.

I've been to some port games. I go to ours. There is no difference in average age, only in socio economic status

 

[Samcro24]

I expect Pear flogs to be up and about because they beat a top 8 side today.

 

[JP Sauce]

I expect Pear flogs to be up and about because they beat a top 8 side today.

Did they? Let’s check...

https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/16060/days-since-port-beat-a-top-8-side

Nope.

 

[jenny61_99]

Is that the only evidence I used? Name one club in the history of the AFL that has dropped a player because they knew he was leaving and decided to go into a finals campaign with inexperienced kids preparing for the next year?

To be fair, it does sound like something Port would do.

 

[Thetrader15]

Lining up at the door lololololololol

Wrong side of the door though

 

[Thetrader15]

Sure would, but that would require the sponsor to be signed.

At this rate, the new major sponsor will be their finals sponsor...

Surely Ch7 or the state gov have to step in soon before it becomes too embarrassing...

"MKR now major sponsor of Port Adelaide FC for home games that aren't really home games in China. Very exciting, and we will be having a we will be having an eat take away Chinese on the couch and drink RTDs round of MKR to celebrate"




*total major sponsorship cost: 1 free springroll for all members on entry to the game in China

 

[Thetrader15]

glory be, that room is gonna stink by the end of the day

Did this count as one of the 3 games in their membership?

 

[Thetrader15]

It wasn't $75.

Surely?

You can get a membership for that! Hang on...
750 x $75 = $56,250
I think they have just secured their new major sponsor - "we are sponsored by our fans"