Training 2018 Preseason Thread

[Beerfish]

Just saw a tweet from super footy saying injury scare for Zach at training today? Didn't see any details.

Hopefully clickbait bullshit.

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

Just saw a tweet from super footy saying injury scare for Zach at training today? Didn't see any details.

Hopefully clickbait bullshit.

I think it was Jackson.

 

[Mercuri Rising]

Just saw a tweet from super footy saying injury scare for Zach at training today? Didn't see any details.

Hopefully clickbait bullshit.

Slick midfielder Zach Merrett is one of the Brownlow Medal favourites but was forced off the track temporarily after copping a knock to the head in training.

The Bombers confirmed the slick midfielder was fine.

 

[Beerfish]

Slick. Thanks mate. /Slick

 

[BrunoV]

Slick midfielder? Christ, I thought 'smooth' was bad.

 

[Beerfish]

Slick Merrett.

"Excuse me Essendon I'm a footballer who'd like to run an honest midfield in your club. To whom do I speak about that?"

<looks down at James Hird's body>

"I hope it's not this gentleman."

 

[Keystone agony]

Ive only seen a few videos but the ones involving Parish he has been brushed off and beaten a little too easy by Guelfi and Stringer made him look silly (Im sure hes not the only one.

Anyone concerned by Parish and maybe being too much of a nice guy good bloke type similar to Heppell from when i see him on field and off. Maybe lacks a little killer instinct and hard edge in his game.

 

[Beerfish]

Ive only seen a few videos but the ones involving Parish he has been brushed off and beaten a little too easy by Guelfi and Stringer made him look silly (Im sure hes not the only one.

Anyone concerned by Parish and maybe being too much of a nice guy good bloke type similar to Heppell from when i see him on field and off. Maybe lacks a little killer instinct and hard edge in his game.

Not even slightly.

 

[eDPS]

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Slick Merrett.

 

[quotemokc]

Ive only seen a few videos but the ones involving Parish he has been brushed off and beaten a little too easy by Guelfi and Stringer made him look silly (Im sure hes not the only one.

Anyone concerned by Parish and maybe being too much of a nice guy good bloke type similar to Heppell from when i see him on field and off. Maybe lacks a little killer instinct and hard edge in his game.

Maybe its preseason training and they are told not to tackle that hard.

Coaches would rather see a play develop and how our structures function than see a big dumping tackle.

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

Ive only seen a few videos but the ones involving Parish he has been brushed off and beaten a little too easy by Guelfi and Stringer made him look silly (Im sure hes not the only one.

Anyone concerned by Parish and maybe being too much of a nice guy good bloke type similar to Heppell from when i see him on field and off. Maybe lacks a little killer instinct and hard edge in his game.

 

[Sporno 4 Pyros]

Ive only seen a few videos but the ones involving Parish he has been brushed off and beaten a little too easy by Guelfi and Stringer made him look silly (Im sure hes not the only one.

Anyone concerned by Parish and maybe being too much of a nice guy good bloke type similar to Heppell from when i see him on field and off. Maybe lacks a little killer instinct and hard edge in his game.

Not concerned at all. Always seems to have his head over the ball whenever I see him play...we haven't had anyone do that since the days of the Johnson brothers back in 2000.

 

[Lore]

http://www.essendonfc.com.au/news/2018-01-24/training-gallery-january-24

Red Group

Shaun Mark

Water Langers

Runners

WooshInst

Saad Running

Mason Harvs

JoeyJakey

Hep Signs Child

Flying Conor

The filenames they gave to some of those images made me laugh, so I've included those instead of the captions

 

[Vindicater]

 

[DapperJong]

http://www.essendonfc.com.au/news/2018-01-24/training-gallery-january-24



The filenames they gave to some of those images made me laugh, so I've included those instead of the captions

LOL

 

[VelvetSledge]

What do you reckon Adam Saad's body fat percentage is? I think 0.03.

Diced as.

 

[Beerfish]

'Hep signs child.'

 

[Sporno 4 Pyros]

http://www.essendonfc.com.au/news/2018-01-24/training-gallery-january-24



The filenames they gave to some of those images made me laugh, so I've included those instead of the captions

4th pic down...who's the ripped guy on the left? Looks like they are all pretty fit which is a good sign.

 

[Lore]

4th pic down...who's the ripped guy on the left? Looks like they are all pretty fit which is a good sign.

Matt Dea?

 

[Dave]

Matt Dea?

ding ding ding, winner winner chicken dinner.

 

[Blind Turn]

Just saw a tweet from super footy saying injury scare for Zach at training today? Didn't see any details.

Hopefully clickbait bullshit.

I hate this post. I know, ‘hate’ is a strong word but it’s got me 3-4 times in the past few days opening this ******* thread to see it at the top of the page. It’s got me each time...

 

[JayJ20]

Ive only seen a few videos but the ones involving Parish he has been brushed off and beaten a little too easy by Guelfi and Stringer made him look silly (Im sure hes not the only one.

Anyone concerned by Parish and maybe being too much of a nice guy good bloke type similar to Heppell from when i see him on field and off. Maybe lacks a little killer instinct and hard edge in his game.

He was our toughest midfielder when it mattered most. In the EF vs Sydney

 

[adsla69k]

I have no concerns about Parish getting shrugged. It's only preseason.

 

[Beerfish]

I hate this post. I know, ‘hate’ is a strong word but it’s got me 3-4 times in the past few days opening this ******* thread to see it at the top of the page. It’s got me each time...

Sorry. I did say I hoped it was clickbait bullshit and was literally walking out the door when I posted it so didn't have time to try and dig deeper.

 

[Jade]

Ive only seen a few videos but the ones involving Parish he has been brushed off and beaten a little too easy by Guelfi and Stringer made him look silly (Im sure hes not the only one.

Anyone concerned by Parish and maybe being too much of a nice guy good bloke type similar to Heppell from when i see him on field and off. Maybe lacks a little killer instinct and hard edge in his game.

Not even a little bit.

That kid is an absolute mongrel on the field.