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Discussion in 'Melbourne Demons' started by LeverPuller, Mar 1, 2018.

Put it out there
  1. LeverPuller

    LeverPuller BigFooty Tanker

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    If you'd like to write something a little funny to start the banter between ourselves and opposition supporters, this is the thread! We have one thread each week designed to be a bit funny. See an example here.

    Round 1 v Geelong - LeverPuller
    Round 2 v Brisbane -
    Round 3 v North - harry000
    Round 4 v Hawthorn
    Round 5 v Richmond - LeverPuller
    Round 6 v Essendon** - 00Stinger
    Round 7 v St Kilda
    Round 8 v Gold Coast - MAXIMUM GAWNAGE
    Round 9 v Carlton - PerfectFooty
    Round 10 v Adelaide - TheDarkDwarf
    Round 11 v Western Bulldogs
    Round 12 v Collingwood - Proper Gander
    Round 13 v The Bye - FootyGuy13
    Round 14 v Port Adelaide - 00Stinger
    Round 15 v St Kilda
    Round 16 v Fremantle - Sellout Scully
    Round 17 v Western Bulldogs
    Round 18 v Geelong
    Round 19 v Adelaide - LeverPuller
    Round 20 v Gold Coast
    Round 21 v Sydney - DeesFanTheMan
    Round 22 v West Coast - FootyGuy13
    Round 23 v GWS - PerfectFooty

    **NB - If we play finals, I reserve the right to produce the UP in that event**

    **Please note with Round 6 that it is a short turnaround, as ANZAC Eve is on the Tuesday and our match is on the Sunday.
     
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  2. TheDarkDwarf

    TheDarkDwarf Premium Platinum

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    Can I have Round 10 - Adelaide please. And are you Mods ever going to award a badge to the winner of last years Previews?
     
  3. 00Stinger

    00Stinger Duel Group 1 winner

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    who was the winner of last years previews?
     
  4. 00Stinger

    00Stinger Duel Group 1 winner

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    round 6 v Essendon & Round 14 v Port Adelaide
     
  5. LeverPuller

    LeverPuller BigFooty Tanker

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    To be announced in the awards thread.
     
  6. FootyGuy13

    FootyGuy13 That Guy in the Back Corner

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    Any kind of way I can do it for the bye? ;)
     
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  7. Proper Gander

    Proper Gander Owl whisperer and secret agent

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    It’s been done before so I don’t see why not.

    Meanwhile LeverPuller - I feel guilty about last year because life got in the way and I failed to deliver. 2017 sucked lots frankly. But if you could see your way to giving me a pies match - round 12 would do just fine - I have an idea brewing.
     
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  8. LeverPuller

    LeverPuller BigFooty Tanker

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    You most certainly can.

    You have credits still from Jack Watts PI sp yes.
     
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  9. Sellout Scully

    Sellout Scully Club Legend

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    Gimme Round 16 against the old Heave Ho
     
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  10. PerfectFooty

    PerfectFooty Perfect Cell

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    Round 23 vs GWS please & Round 9 vs Carlton

    Got a good streak on the unofficial previews, I credit myself as breaking the Perth Hoodoo and the Darwin Hoodoo
     
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  11. LeverPuller

    LeverPuller BigFooty Tanker

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    OP updated

    Please take Norf
     

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  12. LeverPuller

    LeverPuller BigFooty Tanker

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  13. MAXIMUM GAWNAGE

    MAXIMUM GAWNAGE Gawn2Lewis

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    Cheers LP, I'm up for a challenge - give me Gold Coast (Round 8)
     
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  14. DeesFanTheMan

    DeesFanTheMan Premium Platinum

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    Hey LeverPuller can you please put me down for round 21 - Swans.
     
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  15. Proper Gander

    Proper Gander Owl whisperer and secret agent

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    Gold Coast an interesting challenge. You can’t even rely on old cliches to get you through. Hats off; good, ambitious pick.
     
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  16. MAXIMUM GAWNAGE

    MAXIMUM GAWNAGE Gawn2Lewis

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    I've got a rough idea what I want to do - just gotta put the material together.
    Also have to work out how to get a Matthew Warnock reference in there. Did we have any other players who played for both clubs?
     
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  17. LeverPuller

    LeverPuller BigFooty Tanker

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    Uhh...not sure actually. Supermercado
     
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  18. Supermercado

    Supermercado Norm Smith Medallist

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    Stuff all, but if enough time has passed from his medical issues by then you could reference Jeff White's stint as some sort of coach. And if that's too raw there's always assistant Andy Lovell.
     
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  19. Proper Gander

    Proper Gander Owl whisperer and secret agent

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    I honestly think that’s it. We all hoped Howe would agree but he didn’t so he’s no use to you. But I know you’ll come up with an epic, even while giving yourself an extra challenge.
     
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    Proper Gander Owl whisperer and secret agent

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    Incidentally, I’m confused as to why you don’t put your super hand up for the challenge? Your credentials are impeccable and you surely have nothing to fear…
     
  21. harry000

    harry000 Premiership Player

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    I'd like to shotgun Norf please!
     
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  22. Supermercado

    Supermercado Norm Smith Medallist

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    1966 Under 19s results don't research themselves.
     
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  23. LeverPuller

    LeverPuller BigFooty Tanker

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    Done.

    Only nine left, get in if you are keen!

    Biffinator interested?
     
  24. FootyGuy13

    FootyGuy13 That Guy in the Back Corner

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    I don't usually do story-telling, I didn't know you guys did this and the English subject was not my strong-suit

    So why did I put my hand up for Round 13 and why do I want to do Round 22 @ West Coast
     
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  25. LeverPuller

    LeverPuller BigFooty Tanker

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    Too late, you're in now.