2019 Association Football Awards

[TubbsFarquhar]

It's that time again! The time where reflect on a year of some sensible discussion, shitfights, posting factual, humourous and factually humourous twitter links, shitfights, matchday commentary, shitfights, talking about films, shitfights, speculation and, of course, shitfights.

Same process as usual, voting will be open until 6:00pm AEDT 16/01 (AKA next Thursday) and then I will tally the votes and release them in an orderly fashion. chef was last year's best poster winner and RossFC won the year before, can anyone knock the mods off? Get voting!


Individual Awards:
Best Poster:
Worst Poster:
Funniest Poster:
Favourite Poster:
Smartest poster:
Best Troll:
Worst Troll:
Best Post:
Worst Post:
Most Improved Poster:
Most Biased Poster:
Most Objective Poster:
Posters you'd like to have a drink with:

Collective Awards:
Best Thread:
Worst Thread:
Best set of supporters:
Worst set of supporters:
Most biased supporters:

 

[RossFC]

Individual Awards:
Best Poster: RPCB
Worst Poster: That poster that got accused of being a robot like 3-4 months ago
Funniest Poster: glenferry23 (Keep the simpsons memes coming in 2020)
Favourite Poster: chef (Saves me from modding 100% of the time)
Smartest poster: moomba
Best Troll: jod23 (Going into Man Uniteds thread 6 months ago and asking why they suck, ffs man )
Worst Troll: That poster that got accused of being a robot like 3-4 months ago
Best Post:

The Greatest of Anfield Nights.

Worst Post: Probably something I've deleted.
Most Improved Poster: Bojan KantKick (Man United lose heaps and he's still here. Truly loyal these days haha)
Most Biased Poster: jod23
Most Objective Poster: Cruyff14
Posters you'd like to have a drink with: Memphis_

Collective Awards:
Best Thread: Transfers thread
Worst Thread: Off-topic thread, don't care about other topics really.
Best set of supporters: Chelsea
Worst set of supporters: Spurs
Most biased supporters: Even though we've drawn 1 game all season, Us Liverpool fans love to goo.

 

[RPCB]

I am your best poster, RossFC? Thank you but I would even have to disagree with that.

 

[ADL9798]

Individual Awards:
Best Troll: jod23 (Going into Man Uniteds thread 6 months ago and asking why they suck, ffs man )

Haha.

 

[jd2010]

Individual Awards:
Best Poster: Bojan KantKick
Worst Poster: with faith gone can only be one SM
Funniest Poster: Bojan KantKick
Favourite Poster: how is this different to best? Maybe WealstoneRaider for ruffling feathers
Smartest poster: Pykie glenferry23
Best Troll: actuallly probably welly or jod nowadays
Worst Troll: worst baiter more than troll SM
Best Post:
Worst Post:
Most Improved Poster: PendlePie
Most Biased Poster: he's one of our own he's one of our own Doctor Gero (Levy) he's one our own
Most Objective Poster: Cruyff14
Posters you'd like to have a drink with: all of the Yids even the Levy sympathiser

Collective Awards:
Best Thread: off topic
Worst Thread: transfers
Best set of supporters: Spurs, Leeds, Palace
Worst set of supporters: All have the positives and negatives amongst the big 6
Most biased supporters: all bar Chelsea I'd have to say are very guilty

 

[SM]

Can't be a bad troll if you're still simmering.

 

[SM]

Individual Awards:
Best Poster: RPCB
Worst Poster: That poster that got accused of being a robot like 3-4 months ago
Funniest Poster: glenferry23 (Keep the simpsons memes coming in 2020)
Favourite Poster: chef (Saves me from modding 100% of the time)
Smartest poster: moomba
Best Troll: jod23 (Going into Man Uniteds thread 6 months ago and asking why they suck, ffs man )
Worst Troll: That poster that got accused of being a robot like 3-4 months ago
Best Post:

Worst Post: Probably something I've deleted.
Most Improved Poster: Bojan KantKick (Man United lose heaps and he's still here. Truly loyal these days haha)
Most Biased Poster: jod23
Most Objective Poster: Cruyff14
Posters you'd like to have a drink with: Memphis_

Collective Awards:
Best Thread: Transfers thread
Worst Thread: Off-topic thread, don't care about other topics really.
Best set of supporters: Chelsea
Worst set of supporters: Spurs
Most biased supporters: Even though we've drawn 1 game all season, Us Liverpool fans love to goo.

Do you mean Caz?

 

[jd2010]

Can't be a bad troll if you're still simmering.

Simmering? I just hold a deleted opinion of you which I was always going to vote on lol

 

[Cruyff14]

Individual Awards:
Best Poster: Bojan KantKick
Worst Poster: Bradesmaen
Funniest Poster: Magma
Favourite Poster: Magma
Smartest poster: glenferry23
Best Troll: -
Worst Troll: TC
Best Post:
Worst Post: Any of Zidane's about slavery and oil
Most Improved Poster: moomba
Most Biased Poster: jod23
Most Objective Poster: Shoei
Posters you'd like to have a drink with: Art Vandelay_ RossFC glenferry23 Buckleys Jocks

Collective Awards:
Best Thread: Off topic
Worst Thread: Owners
Best set of supporters: Arsenal
Worst set of supporters: Liverpool but only cos they're is so many of them
Most biased supporters: Liverpool

 

[Zidane98]

Individual Awards:

Best Poster: chef
Worst Poster: typeclub
Funniest Poster: Sozabarus - How could anyone possibly disagree?
Favourite Poster: chef
Smartest poster: glenferry23
Best Troll: moomba
Worst Troll: typeclub
Best Post: glenferry23 's simpson gif posts - always gives me a chuckle, great stuff
Worst Post: Art Vandelay_ and his Levy love in - truly disturbing!
Most Improved Poster: Bojan KantKick - doesn't disappear these days even if his team does on the pitch
Most Biased Poster: Bradesmaen
Most Objective Poster: ADL9798
Posters you'd like to have a drink with: chef glenferry23 WealstoneRaider Bojan KantKick jd2010 jod23 Cooldude Sozabarus nextyearmaybe Gak Attack kane249 ADL9798 Loonerty

Collective Awards:
Best Thread: Off Topic
Worst Thread: Tough one with the lack of Bojan troll threads. Drawing a blank here!!
Best set of supporters: Chelsea fans - great bunch of lads
Worst set of supporters: Mourinho fanboys
Most biased supporters: Spurs

 

[Bradesmaen]

Individual Awards:

Best Poster: chef
Worst Poster: typeclub
Funniest Poster: Sozabarus - How could anyone possibly disagree?
Favourite Poster: chef
Smartest poster: glenferry23
Best Troll: moomba
Worst Troll: typeclub
Best Post: glenferry23 's simpson gif posts - always gives me a chuckle, great stuff
Worst Post: Art Vandelay_ and his Levy love in - truly disturbing!
Most Improved Poster: Bojan KantKick - doesn't disappear these days even if his team does on the pitch
Most Biased Poster: Bradesmaen
Most Objective Poster: ADL9798
Posters you'd like to have a drink with: chef glenferry23 WealstoneRaider Bojan KantKick jd2010 jod23 Cooldude Sozabarus nextyearmaybe Gak Attack kane249 ADL9798 Loonerty

Collective Awards:
Best Thread: Off Topic
Worst Thread: Tough one with the lack of Bojan troll threads. Drawing a blank here!!
Best set of supporters: Chelsea fans - great bunch of lads
Worst set of supporters: Mourinho fanboys
Most biased supporters: Spurs

How can i biased. You need to learn that word

 

[Bojan KantKick]

Don't melt in here ffs

 

[Bradesmaen]

Don't melt in here ffs

Ugh, questioning is not melting. Stop being a little kid from reddit. Next you'll say "omg so salty", "you got rekt"

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Individual Awards:
Best Poster: Bojan KantKick
Worst Poster: SM
Funniest Poster: Bradesmaen
Favourite Poster: chef
Smartest poster: Magma
Best Troll: Bojan KantKick
Worst Troll: typeclub
Best Post:

COYS ! Let's go boys. Jose, Sonny, Lamela, you star, my Lilywhites ! ( Someone stop this ******* run they're on please) .......you Spurs...... you owe them one after Madrid, that wasn't handball !! Origi was miles offside.....you Spurs...

Literally just been made. Saved for posterity.
Silver lining if we lose, we may finally see worthy invincibles


Worst Post: Any from Zidane98 about City, human rights, oil, arguing with Moomba or refereeing decisions.
Most Improved Poster: glenferry23 not so much improved per se, but more so my opinion of him is greatly improved. Someone easily approachable for a private chat.
Most Biased Poster: jod23 as per normal
Most Objective Poster: RossFC
Posters you'd like to have a drink with: Anyone who isn't a hawk

Collective Awards:
Best Thread: Transfers
Worst Thread: The Ox Files.
Best set of supporters: Arsenal.
Worst set of supporters: Liverpool
Most biased supporters: Liverpool

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Individual Awards:
Best Poster: Bojan
Worst Poster: Macspud - Just weird
Funniest Poster: glenferry - not just for The Simpsons references, has a good sense of humour overall
Favourite Poster: chef
Smartest poster: glenferry/Loonerty/pykie
Best Troll: No real good trolls around anymore. Even Bojan's trolls have simmered down.
Worst Troll: typeclub - it's beyond sad now, just give up
Best Post: See my sig
Worst Post: That long-winded rant on why people shouldn't hate Liverpool by that Steven Gerrard guy
Most Improved Poster: moomba
Most Biased Poster: jod23, nothing has changed here
Most Objective Poster: PendlePie
Posters you'd like to have a drink with: All of the Chelsea lads (except SarahSmiles because he's underage), Ross, glenferry, Bojan, Cruyff

Collective Awards:
Best Thread: Off-topic
Worst Thread: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/you-have-to-feel-for-vincent-kompany.1221166/ - struggled with this until I stumbled upon this one on the terrace
Best set of supporters: Chelsea - no bias
Worst set of supporters: Honestly, every club has good and bad, except Hull (just kidding)
Most biased supporters: Liverpool

 

[jod23]

I don't get why everyone says I'm the most bias. I say stuff like Liverpool are the best team in the world etc... but that's not bias. That's just true.

 

[Bradesmaen]

I don't get why everyone says I'm the most bias. I say stuff like Liverpool are the best team in the world etc... but that's not bias. That's just true.

This year it actually is for once.

 

[Bojan KantKick]

I don't get why everyone says I'm the most bias. I say stuff like Liverpool are the best team in the world etc... but that's not bias. That's just true.

You were saying that when you were s**t tho

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

I don't get why everyone says I'm the most bias. I say stuff like Liverpool are the best team in the world etc... but that's not bias. That's just true.

No one else stands out so you get it by default.

 

[Bradesmaen]

Individual Awards:
Best Poster: RossFC
Worst Poster: RPCB
Funniest Poster: jod23
Favourite Poster: ossie_21
Smartest poster: SM
Best Troll: Bojan KantKick
Worst Troll: Zidane98
Best Post: tbc
Worst Post: tbc
Most Improved Poster: Doctor Gero
Most Biased Poster: jod23
Most Objective Poster: UnitedWarrior93
Posters you'd like to have a drink with: tbc

Collective Awards:
Best Thread: Transfers
Worst Thread: VAR
Best set of supporters: Arsenal
Worst set of supporters: Liverpool
Most biased supporters: Liverpool

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Funniest Poster: Sozabarus - How could anyone possibly disagree?

He doesn't post as often as he used to. Those 30 Most Disappointing Players lists were a work of art.

 

[Indie_]

Individual Awards:
Best Poster: glenferry23
Worst Poster: WealstoneRaider - it could have gone to so many others but his terrible politics give him the edge.
Funniest Poster: Sozbarus
Favourite Poster: glenferry23
Smartest poster: Magma
Best Troll: Bradesman - even though I know he's trolling his posts still irk me on a level that they just shouldn't. Can only tip your cap to that.
Worst Troll: SM - no one enjoys pedantry as a form of trolling.
Best Post: Shaqiri.gif
Worst Post: Steven Gerrard's post explaining why people should like Liverpool sticks out. But also any of the racist/sexist/homophobic posts which for some reason aren't deleted by the mods.
Most Improved Poster: Latro
Most Biased Poster: jod23/Doctor Gero
Most Objective Poster: Chef


Collective Awards:
Best Thread: UCL Thread
Worst Thread: On topic thread has some truly dreadful moments.
Best set of supporters: Liverpool
Worst set of supporters: Liverpool
Most biased supporters: Liverpool

 

[WealstoneRaider]

I’m just gonna give Jod a couple of noms this year, the obligatory most biased poster award just to keep his run in tack plus another vote for the Best Troll Ross mentioned he done on the United thread. It was literally “Hello Liverpool fan comes in peace. Why are you s**t?”. Haha one for the ages

 

[jod23]

I think I've won most bias supporter every single year since the beginning of time.

I'm inevitable.

 

[Memphis]

Individual Awards:
Best Poster: RPCB
Worst Poster: That poster that got accused of being a robot like 3-4 months ago
Funniest Poster: glenferry23 (Keep the simpsons memes coming in 2020)
Favourite Poster: chef (Saves me from modding 100% of the time)
Smartest poster: moomba
Best Troll: jod23 (Going into Man Uniteds thread 6 months ago and asking why they suck, ffs man )
Worst Troll: That poster that got accused of being a robot like 3-4 months ago
Best Post:

Worst Post: Probably something I've deleted.
Most Improved Poster: Bojan KantKick (Man United lose heaps and he's still here. Truly loyal these days haha)
Most Biased Poster: jod23
Most Objective Poster: Cruyff14
Posters you'd like to have a drink with: Memphis_

Collective Awards:
Best Thread: Transfers thread
Worst Thread: Off-topic thread, don't care about other topics really.
Best set of supporters: Chelsea
Worst set of supporters: Spurs
Most biased supporters: Even though we've drawn 1 game all season, Us Liverpool fans love to goo.

We'll grab a carlsberg tonight.