Prediction 2019 predictions

[marklovesbeer]

Something to pass the time...

AFL Premier:
Runner-Up:
Norm Smith Medal:
North Finishing Position Pre-Finals:
North Finishing Position Post-Finals:

9th:
Wooden Spoon:
Team/s To Rise:
Team/s To Fall:

Brownlow Medal Top 3:
North B&F Top 3:

Coleman Medal/How Many:
North Leading Goalkicker/How Many:
North 2nd & 3rd Goalkickers:

Goal Of The Year:
Mark Of The Year:

Rising Star:
North’s Best First Year Player:

Coach Sacked First:

AFL Biggest Surprise:
North Biggest Surprise:

AFL Biggest Controversy:
North Biggest Controversy:

AFL Rule Change As A Result Of North:

All Australian Captain:
North AA Squad Members:
North AA Team Members:

North Leadership Group:

Brad Scott Quote Of The Year:
Brian Taylor QOTY:
Hutchy QOTY:

North Surprise Player To Rise:
North Player To Get Left Behind:

How Many Goals Will Zeibs Kick:
How Many Dicks Will Goldy Have:
How Many Games Will Pittard Play:
How Many Games Will McKay Play:
Who Will Become A New North Crowd Favourite/Cult Hero:
Who Will Become New North Whipping Boy:

Anything Else:

 

[marklovesbeer]

AFL Premier: Melbourne.
Runner-Up: Richmond.
Norm Smith Medal: A.Brayshaw.

North Finishing Position Pre-Finals: 6th.
North Finishing Position Post-Finals: 3rd.


9th: Fremantle.
Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast.
Team/s To Rise: Fremantle, North, Essendon.
Team/s To Fall: Geelong, Sydney, Port Adelaide.


Brownlow Medal Top 3: Fyfe, Martin, A. Brayshaw.
North B&F Top 3: Cunnington, Dumont, Polec.


Coleman Medal/How Many: Ben Brown 75.
North Leading Goalkicker/How Many: Ben Brown/75.
North 2nd & 3rd Goalkickers: Jack Ziebell/55 & Jy Simpkin/35.


Goal Of The Year: Jy Simpkin - crazy checkside whilst being shoved over the boundary line in the pocket on Good Friday.
Mark Of The Year: Taylor Garner’s studs in the back of Andrew Gaff’s neck as he launches up for a chest mark at Optus Stadium in Round 19.


Rising Star: Bailey Scott (paying $67-1 get on!).
North’s Best First Year Player: As above.


Coach Sacked First: Alan Richardson, St Kilda after losing 8 of their first 9 games.


AFL Biggest Surprise: Fremantle go undefeated at home after Round 1 loss & miss finals on percentage.
North Biggest Surprise: Bailey Scott plays every game & finishes 7th in B&F.


AFL Biggest Controversy: Abolition of the in the back rule causes constant confusion & discussion throughout season. Frustration peaks when the Carlton Vs Collingwood game in Round 8 is decided by a dubious mark / non-free kick to Harry McKay in the final minute of the game.

North Biggest Controversy: Women’s premiership cup lost amongst late night celebrations in Hobart.


AFL Rule Change As A Result Of North: A teams full forward is not allowed to lead away from their opponent until the ball has entered the forward 50. Decision made after Ben Brown leads the Coleman Medal race with 39 goals in first five rounds - 35 of which come from a Jared Polec pass.


All Australian Captain: Nat Fyfe.
North AA Squad Members: Ziebell, Brown, Dumont & Polec.
North AA Team Members: Ziebell, Brown & Polec.


North Leadership Group: Ziebell (C), Tarrant (VC), Macmillan, Jacobs & Vickers-Willis.


Brad Scott Quote Of The Year: “It’s a testament to the hard work he’s put in since being drafted & his patience waiting for his opportunity at the senior level” - Ben McKay solidifies his spot in the side after keeping Tom Lynch goalless in Round 11.

Brian Taylor QOTY: “Wowee! Oh Boy, Oh Boy! Ziebell kicks his seventh & the Kangas surely don’t lose it from here!” - North take a 35 point lead ten minutes into the Good Friday game against Essendon.

Hutchy QOTY: “Indefinite” - when asked how long his leave will be upon finding out he has dangerously high blood pressure & diabetes from eating & drinking so poorly.


North Surprise Player To Rise: McKay.
North Player To Get Left Behind: Hrovat.

How Many Goals Will Zeibs Kick: 55.
How Many Dicks Will Goldy Have: 18.
How Many Games Will Pittard Play: 10.
How Many Games Will McKay Play: 24.
Who Will Become A New North Crowd Favourite/Cult Hero: Hall.
Who Will Become New North Whipping Boy: Sam Wright.


Anything Else: New recruits Hall & Polec to impact games immediately.
Bailey Scott, Ahern, LDU, McKay, Simpkin & Walker to show the league a glimpse of how good some of our young talent coming through actually is.
TT to get a taste of AFL but will spend more time in the reserves.

 

[ferball]

AFL Premier: North Melbourne.
Runner-Up: Richmond.
Norm Smith Medal: A.Brayshaw.

North Finishing Position Pre-Finals: 6th.
North Finishing Position Post-Finals: 3rd.


9th: Fremantle.
Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast.
Team/s To Rise: Fremantle, North, Essendon.
Team/s To Fall: Geelong, Sydney, Port Adelaide.


Brownlow Medal Top 3: Fyfe, Martin, A. Brayshaw.
North B&F Top 3: Cunnington, Dumont, Polec.


Coleman Medal/How Many: Ben Brown 75.
North Leading Goalkicker/How Many: Ben Brown/75.
North 2nd & 3rd Goalkickers: Jack Ziebell/55 & Jy Simpkin/35.


Goal Of The Year: Jy Simpkin - crazy checkside whilst being shoved over the boundary line in the pocket on Good Friday.
Mark Of The Year: Taylor Garner’s studs in the back of Andrew Gaff’s neck as he launches up for a chest mark at Optus Stadium in Round 19.


Rising Star: Bailey Scott (paying $67-1 get on!).
North’s Best First Year Player: As above.


Coach Sacked First: Alan Richardson, St Kilda after losing 8 of their first 9 games.


AFL Biggest Surprise: Fremantle go undefeated at home after Round 1 loss & miss finals on percentage.
North Biggest Surprise: Bailey Scott plays every game & finishes 7th in B&F.


AFL Biggest Controversy: Abolition of the in the back rule causes constant confusion & discussion throughout season. Frustration peaks when the Carlton Vs Collingwood game in Round 8 is decided by a dubious mark / non-free kick to Harry McKay in the final minute of the game.

North Biggest Controversy: Women’s premiership cup lost amongst late night celebrations in Hobart.


AFL Rule Change As A Result Of North: A teams full forward is not allowed to lead away from their opponent until the ball has entered the forward 50. Decision made after Ben Brown leads the Coleman Medal race with 39 goals in first five rounds - 35 of which come from a Jared Polec pass.


All Australian Captain: Nat Fyfe.
North AA Squad Members: Ziebell, Brown, Dumont & Polec.
North AA Team Members: Ziebell, Brown & Polec.


North Leadership Group: Ziebell (C), Tarrant (VC), Macmillan, Jacobs & Vickers-Willis.


Brad Scott Quote Of The Year: “It’s a testament to the hard work he’s put in since being drafted & his patience waiting for his opportunity at the senior level” - Ben McKay solidifies his spot in the side after keeping Tom Lynch goalless in Round 11.

Brian Taylor QOTY: “Wowee! Oh Boy, Oh Boy! Ziebell kicks his seventh & the Kangas surely don’t lose it from here!” - North take a 35 point lead ten minutes into the Good Friday game against Essendon.

Hutchy QOTY: “Indefinite” - when asked how long his leave will be upon finding out he has dangerously high blood pressure & diabetes from eating & drinking so poorly.


North Surprise Player To Rise: McKay.
North Player To Get Left Behind: Hrovat.

How Many Goals Will Zeibs Kick: 55.
How Many Dicks Will Goldy Have: 18.
How Many Games Will Pittard Play: 10.
How Many Games Will McKay Play: 24.
Who Will Become A New North Crowd Favourite/Cult Hero: Hall.
Who Will Become New North Whipping Boy: Sam Wright.


Anything Else: New recruits Hall & Polec to impact games immediately.
Bailey Scott, Ahern, LDU, McKay, Simpkin & Walker to show the league a glimpse of how good some of our young talent coming through actually is.
TT to get a taste of AFL but will spend more time in the reserves.

Efa

 

[Marstermind]

AFL Premier: Richmond
Runner-Up: Melbourne
Norm Smith Medal: Dustin Martin
North Finishing Position Pre-Finals: 8th
North Finishing Position Post-Finals: 8th

9th: Sydney
Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast
Team/s To Rise: Adelaide
Team/s To Fall: Geelong

Brownlow Medal Top 3: Martin, Fyfe, Mitchell
North B&F Top 3: Cunnington, Higgins, Ahern

Coleman Medal/How Many: Josh Kennedy 78
North Leading Goalkicker/How Many: Ben Brown 63
North 2nd & 3rd Goalkickers: Jack Ziebell 39, Mason Wood 25

Goal Of The Year: ??? / who cares
Mark Of The Year: ??? / who cares

Rising Star: Jack Lukosious
North’s Best First Year Player: Tarryn Thomas

Coach Sacked First: Alan Richardson

AFL Biggest Surprise: West Coast don't challenge for the flag
North Biggest Surprise: Luke McDonald to play every game and deserve it

AFL Biggest Controversy: The rule changes - especially the hands in the back one - will cost teams games
North Biggest Controversy: Some stupid Jack Ziebell suspension

AFL Rule Change As A Result Of North: None

All Australian Captain: Nat Fyfe
North AA Squad Members: Todd Goldstein, Shaun Higgins, Ben Brown, Ben Cunnington
North AA Team Members: Shaun Higgins, Ben Cunnington

North Leadership Group: Officially? Don't care. Unoffically? At the moment experienced players stand up - they actually stand up.

Brad Scott Quote Of The Year: Gobble Gobble Gobble
Brian Taylor QOTY: I'll never know as I won't be listening
Hutchy QOTY: See BT QOTY

North Surprise Player To Rise: Ben McKay
North Player To Get Left Behind: Nathan Hrovat - won't play more than 5 games

How Many Goals Will Zeibs Kick: 39
How Many Dicks Will Goldy Have: 1
How Many Games Will Pittard Play: 22
How Many Games Will McKay Play: 11
Who Will Become A New North Crowd Favourite/Cult Hero: Jasper Pittard
Who Will Become New North Whipping Boy: Dom Tyson

Anything Else: NMFC Game Day threads to be everything bad about the internet. Polec to be good, but not as good as we want. Ben Jacobs to be the difference between finals or not finals. Paul Ahern to step up. Potatoes at the Geelong game to be below par.

 

[Chadwiko]

AFL Premier: GWS
Runner-Up: Hawthorn
Norm Smith Medal: Josh Kelly
North Finishing Position Pre-Finals: 7th
North Finishing Position Post-Finals: Lose in a Semi-Final to the Hawks

9th: Adelaide
Wooden Spoon: Brisbane
Team/s To Rise: GWS
Team/s To Fall: Port Adelaide

Brownlow Medal Top 3: Dangerfield, Martin, Scully
North B&F Top 3: Brown, Daw, Ahern

Coleman Medal/How Many: Brown 71
North Leading Goalkicker/How Many: Brown 71
North 2nd & 3rd Goalkickers: Ziebell 33, Daw 31

Goal Of The Year: Nat Fyfe
Mark Of The Year: Jeremy Howe

Rising Star: Dunno
North’s Best First Year Player: Tarryn Thomas

Coach Sacked First: Alan Richardson

AFL Biggest Surprise: Alistair Clarkson steps down as Hawks coach
North Biggest Surprise: Teffy embraces Maj

AFL Biggest Controversy: Draconian copyright policy
North Biggest Controversy: Chickengate 2.0

AFL Rule Change As A Result Of North: Nil

All Australian Captain: Dangerfield
North AA Squad Members: Brown, Daw, Ahern, Higgins
North AA Team Members: Brown, Daw, Ahern

North Leadership Group: Ziebell, Higgins, Tarrant, Brown, Cunnington

Brad Scott Quote Of The Year: I saw Majak Daw in the shower, and he looks like all of Australia
Brian Taylor QOTY: Gee whiz
Hutchy QOTY: I didn't realise that the sex worker was an undercover police officer

North Surprise Player To Rise: Ahern / Tarryn Thomas
North Player To Get Left Behind: Sam Wright

How Many Goals Will Zeibs Kick: 33
How Many Dicks Will Goldy Have: Uhhh?
How Many Games Will Pittard Play: 6
How Many Games Will McKay Play: 0
Who Will Become A New North Crowd Favourite/Cult Hero: Ahern / Thomas
Who Will Become New North Whipping Boy: Luke McDonald (if he isn't already), Shaun Atley

Anything Else: *, too many questions. Condense this s**t.

 

[hilly]

Not enough questions, pass.

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[Firestarter]

AFL Premier: Collingwood
Runner-Up: Richmond
Norm Smith Medal: Pendlebury
North Finishing Position Pre-Finals: 11th
North Finishing Position Post-Finals: 11th

9th: Geelong
Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast
Team/s To Rise: Brisbane, Fremantle, St Kilda
Team/s To Fall: GWS, Essendon

Brownlow Medal Top 3: Don't care
North B&F Top 3: Higgins, Cunnington, Polec

Coleman Medal/How Many: J. Riewoldt 82
North Leading Goalkicker/How Many: B. Brown 48
North 2nd & 3rd Goalkickers: J. Ziebell, M. Wood

Goal Of The Year: Don't care
Mark Of The Year: Don't care

Rising Star: Wouldn't know who got drafted this year
North’s Best First Year Player: B. Scott

Coach Sacked First: Not our Scott. Probably Hinkley.

AFL Biggest Surprise: Us for not spooning
North Biggest Surprise: W. Walker over 10 games

AFL Biggest Controversy: Being themselves
North Biggest Controversy: Being mocked for chasing Kelly again

AFL Rule Change As A Result Of North: Free agency rules if we land Kelly

All Australian Captain: Don't care
North AA Squad Members: Higgins
North AA Team Members: Higgins

North Leadership Group: No changes

Brad Scott Quote Of The Year: "Yeah nah."
Brian Taylor QOTY:
Hutchy QOTY:

North Surprise Player To Rise: Ahern
North Player To Get Left Behind: Thompson

How Many Goals Will Zeibs Kick:
How Many Dicks Will Goldy Have:
How Many Games Will Pittard Play:
How Many Games Will McKay Play:
Who Will Become A New North Crowd Favourite/Cult Hero:
Who Will Become New North Whipping Boy:

Anything Else: Firestarter to make a new account after burning the same bridges too many times.

 

[Tectonic]

AFL Premier: Melbourne
Runner-Up: Collingwood
Norm Smith Medal: Brayshaw
North Finishing Position Pre-Finals: 6th
North Finishing Position Post-Finals: 3rd

9th: Geelong
Wooden Spoon: Carlton
Team/s To Rise: Freo, Dogs
Team/s To Fall: Geelong, Sydney, Hawks

Brownlow Medal Top 3: Oliver, Titch, Macrae
North B&F Top 3: Shiggins, McDonald, Ziebell

Coleman Medal/How Many: Brown, 72
North Leading Goalkicker/How Many: Brown, 72
North 2nd & 3rd Goalkickers: Ziebell, 39 Wood, 36

Goal Of The Year: DeGoey
Mark Of The Year: Majak

Rising Star: LDU
North’s Best First Year Player: B Scott

Coach Sacked First: Richo

AFL Biggest Surprise: The rule changes work
North Biggest Surprise: McDonald turns it around

AFL Biggest Controversy: Umpires ignore Sydney flouting the 6-6-6 rule in a close finish
North Biggest Controversy: North penalised for breaking 6-6-6 rule in a close finish

AFL Rule Change As A Result Of North: Coaches must use their own phones as Brad breaks 3 in consecutive weeks

All Australian Captain: Gaff
North AA Squad Members: Brown, Ziebell, Cunnington, Higgins
North AA Team Members: Higgins

North Leadership Group: Ziebell, Taz, MacMillan, Higgins, Brown

Brad Scott Quote Of The Year: it's just another phone in the office
Brian Taylor QOTY: meh
Hutchy QOTY: meh

North Surprise Player To Rise: MacMillan, McKay
North Player To Get Left Behind: Scooter

How Many Goals Will Zeibs Kick: 39
How Many Dicks Will Goldy Have: 7^13
How Many Games Will Pittard Play: 8
How Many Games Will McKay Play: 15
Who Will Become A New North Crowd Favourite/Cult Hero: McKay, Hall
Who Will Become New North Whipping Boy: Polec

Anything Else: BT is a flog

 

[goalieboy82]

AFL Premier: North.
anything else, i dont care.

 

[goalieboy82]

also should add, how many times goalieboy82 will put these:

 

[Bigeasy]

AFL Premier: North
Runner-Up: Richmond
Norm Smith Medal: Cunnington
North Finishing Position Pre-Finals: 4th
North Finishing Position Post-Finals: 1st

9th: Collingwood
Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast
Team/s To Rise: North, Brisbane, Essendon
Team/s To Fall: Hawthorn, Swans, Collingwood

Brownlow Medal Top 3: Martin, Dangerfield, Fyfe
North B&F Top 3: Higgins, Tyson, Cunners

Coleman Medal/How Many: Lynch 66
North Leading Goalkicker/How Many: Brown 63
North 2nd & 3rd Goalkickers: Wood & Zeibell

Goal Of The Year: Willi Rioli
Mark Of The Year: Majak

Rising Star: Quaynor
North’s Best First Year Player: Scott

Coach Sacked First: Hinkley

AFL Biggest Surprise: first player announces he's gay
North Biggest Surprise: Secure funding to further develop Arden Street

AFL Biggest Controversy: Two board members have fisticuffs
North Biggest Controversy: Carey brought back in as specialist coaching role.

AFL Rule Change As A Result Of North: Handballing will be outlawed after we had over 400 in a winning game

All Australian Captain: Fyfe
North AA Squad Members: Higgins, Majak, Polec
North AA Team Members: Higgins,, Polec

North Leadership Group: Higgins, Zeibell, Tarrant, Brown & EVW

Brad Scott Quote Of The Year: This week offers a huge challenge to compare ourselves against best
Brian Taylor QOTY: I prefer blueberries over cherries Richo.
Hutchy QOTY: who ate my ******* cream bun?

North Surprise Player To Rise: Hrovat
North Player To Get Left Behind: Turner

How Many Goals Will Zeibs Kick: 42
How Many Dicks Will Goldy Have: one
How Many Games Will Pittard Play: 19
How Many Games Will McKay Play: 11
Who Will Become A New North Crowd Favourite/Cult Hero: Wilkinson
Who Will Become New North Whipping Boy: Wood

Anything Else: No

 

[roos_tt29]

AFL Premier: Melbourne
Runner-Up: Richmond
Norm Smith Medal: Andrew Brayshaw
North Finishing Position Pre-Finals: 6th
North Finishing Position Post-Finals: 4th

9th: Essendon
Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast
Team/s To Rise: North, Brisbane
Team/s To Fall: Hawthorn, Swans, Cats

Brownlow Medal Top 3: Martin, Dangerfield, Fyfe
North B&F Top 3: Higgins/Ahern, Cunners, Hall/Polec

Coleman Medal/How Many: Brown 65
North Leading Goalkicker/How Many: Brown 65
North 2nd & 3rd Goalkickers: Wood & Ziebell

Goal Of The Year: Irving Mosquito
Mark Of The Year: Majak Daw

Rising Star: LDU (to follow a similar trajectory to Clayton Oliver in his 2nd year)
North’s Best First Year Player: Scott

Coach Sacked First: Richo

AFL Biggest Surprise: North's depth surprises the punters (e.g. Terry Wallace)
North Biggest Surprise(s): the rapid development of LDU in his second year and Ben McKay taking Scotty T's spot within the first 7 rounds.

AFL Biggest Controversy: Murmurings of more players wanting to leave the Suns.
North Biggest Controversy: Carey brought back in as specialist coaching role

AFL Rule Change As A Result Of North: None

All Australian Captain: Josh Kelly
North AA Squad Members: Higgins, Brown, Daw, Hall
North AA Team Members: Higgins, Brown

North Leadership Group: Ziebell, Higgins, Tarrant, Anderson

Brad Scott Quote Of The Year: "I'm not going to get caught up in speculation" - in regards to the weekly questions around Josh Kelly
Brian Taylor QOTY: "Richo's standing one some reeeeeeeeal thin ice now!" - following the Saints 7th loss in a row
Hutchy QOTY: "It's my understanding that Josh Kelly has accepted an offer from North Melbourne - but it's a handshake deal at this stage" - in Round 10

North Surprise Player To Rise: Tyson
North Player To Get Left Behind: Hrovat

How Many Goals Will Zeibs Kick: 40
How Many Dicks Will Goldy Have: ?
How Many Games Will Pittard Play: 15
How Many Games Will McKay Play: 13
Who Will Become A New North Crowd Favourite/Cult Hero: Wilkinson
Who Will Become New North Whipping Boy: Wood

Anything Else: No

 

[Clarke is King]

AFL Premier: Richmond
Runner-Up: West Coast
Norm Smith Medal: Jack Riewoldt
North Finishing Position Pre-Finals: 7
North Finishing Position Post-Finals: 6

9th: Port
Wooden Spoon: GCS
Team/s To Rise: NMFC, GWS, Dogs
Team/s To Fall: Geelong, Port

Brownlow Medal Top 3: Fyfe, Oliver, Martin
North B&F Top 3: Cunnington, Higgins, Polec

Coleman Medal/How Many: Ben Brown 70
North Leading Goalkicker/How Many: Ben Brown 70
North 2nd & 3rd Goalkickers: Ziebell, Wood

Goal Of The Year: D Rioli
Mark Of The Year: Majak

Rising Star: LDU
North’s Best First Year Player: Thomas

Coach Sacked First: Richardson

AFL Biggest Surprise: Ben Ainsworth to kick 40 goals as a small forward for GCS.
North Biggest Surprise: Mason Wood finally shows an ounce of aggression, plays every game.

AFL Biggest Controversy: Who knows.
North Biggest Controversy: Ziebell caught on the gas mid season.

AFL Rule Change As A Result Of North: North Melbourne are not allowed to kick more than 2 goals in a row.

All Australian Captain: Nat Fyfe
North AA Squad Members: Ben Brown, Jack Ziebell, Ben Cunnington
North AA Team Members: Ben Brown

North Leadership Group: Ziebell, Higgins, Tarrant, Brown, Macmillan

Brad Scott Quote Of The Year: We were bitterly disappointed
Brian Taylor QOTY: Something idiotic
Hutchy QOTY: I am fat.

North Surprise Player To Rise: Marley Williams
North Player To Get Left Behind: Sam Wright

How Many Goals Will Zeibs Kick: 42
How Many Dicks Will Goldy Have: 69
How Many Games Will Pittard Play: 20
How Many Games Will McKay Play: 5
Who Will Become A New North Crowd Favourite/Cult Hero: Dom Tyson
Who Will Become New North Whipping Boy: Sam Wright and/or Shaun Atley

Anything Else: I love Jy Simpkin

 

[Wild Kangaroo]

AFL Premier: North Melbourne
Runner-Up: Adelaide
Norm Smith Medal: Aaron Hall
North Finishing Position Pre-Finals: 4th
North Finishing Position Post-Finals: 1st

9th: Melbourne
Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast
Team/s To Rise: North Melbourne, Adelaide, and *
Team/s To Fall: Hawthorn, Melbourne, Port Adelaide

Brownlow Medal Top 3: Cunnington, Higgins, Pendlebury
North B&F Top 3: Cunnington, Higgins, Jed Anderson/Dumont
Coleman Medal/How Many: Ben Brown 71
North Leading Goalkicker/How Many: Brown 71
North 2nd & 3rd Goalkickers: Wood & Zeibell

Goal Of The Year: Don't Care
Mark Of The Year: Don't Care

Rising Star: Tarryn Thomas or Curtis Taylor
North’s Best First Year Player: Curtis Taylor - Just from Thomas

Coach Sacked First: Richardson

AFL Biggest Surprise: GWS are really not that good.
North Biggest Surprise: The Rise of EVW

AFL Biggest Controversy: 2 coaches sacked within weeks of each other, Lyon and Richardson
North Biggest Controversy: ?

AFL Rule Change As A Result Of North:?

All Australian Captain: Jack Ziebell
North AA Squad Members: Higgins, Jacobs, Cunnington, Dumont
North AA Team Members: Higgins, Jacobs, Cunnington

North Leadership Group: Zeibell, Tarrant, Higgins,LDU

Brad Scott Quote Of The Year: We've got guys pushing for selection ( And they never get a game)
Brian Taylor QOTY: WOWWEE ,Trent Dumont You are a Star
Hutchy QOTY: I was wrong, North Melbourne are genuinely good, Flag contenders
North Surprise Player To Rise: Hrovat
North Player To Get Left Behind: Turner

How Many Goals Will Zeibs Kick: 50
How Many Dicks Will Goldy Have: ( Im confused by this question...???)
How Many Games Will Pittard Play: 17
How Many Games Will McKay Play: 19
Who Will Become A New North Crowd Favourite/Cult Hero:LDU
Who Will Become New North Whipping Boy: Sadly I think it will be Mason Wood

Anything Else: no

 

[King Corey]

AFL Premier: Melbourne.

AFL Premier: Melbourne

AFL Premier: Melbourne

 

[King Corey]

AFL Premier: Sydney
Runner-Up: Adelaide
Norm Smith Medal: Sloane
North Finishing Position Pre-Finals: 6
North Finishing Position Post-Finals: 6

9th: Brisbane
Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast
Team/s To Rise: Sydney, North, Adelaide
Team/s To Fall: West Coast, Collingwood

Brownlow Medal Top 3: Kennedy(Syd), Sloane, Mitchell
North B&F Top 3: Cunnington, Higgins, Dumont

Coleman Medal/How Many: Kennedy(WC) 77
North Leading Goalkicker/How Many: Brown 70
North 2nd & 3rd Goalkickers: Wood, Ziebell

Goal Of The Year: Liam Ryan
Mark Of The Year: Jeremy Howe

Rising Star: Bailey Smith
North’s Best First Year Player: Thomas

Coach Sacked First: Bolton

AFL Biggest Surprise: The football actually takes centre stage ahead of the peripheral BS
North Biggest Surprise: Veterans start finding themselves in the VFL despite decent form

AFL Biggest Controversy: Kennett retains his position at Hawthorn despite having charges for non-football matters
North Biggest Controversy: Buckley steps down shortly before strong rumours of another Tasmanian home game surfacing

AFL Rule Change As A Result Of North: Mandatory 2nd possession to occur within defensive 50 after kick-outs to stop fast breaks

All Australian Captain: Fyfe
North AA Squad Members: Higgins
North AA Team Members: Nil

North Leadership Group: Ziebell, Tarrant, Higgins, MacMillan, Brown

Brad Scott Quote Of The Year: “We were happy with the process it just didn’t come together for 4 quarters” – after a 15pt loss to *. Despite leading by 36 pts halfway into the 3rd quarter.
Brian Taylor QOTY: “Ooh he’s so black.. um I mean muddy .. um I mean you don’t see footy like this anymore these days” – indigenous player X collects the ball during MCG game featuring some rain and no mud
Hutchy QOTY: “Don’t make me pull rank mate” – during a rare rise against his master from Purple

North Surprise Player To Rise: Durdin
North Player To Get Left Behind: Walker

How Many Goals Will Zeibs Kick: 33
How Many Dicks Will Goldy Have: 3
How Many Games Will Pittard Play: 15
How Many Games Will McKay Play: 6
Who Will Become A New North Crowd Favourite/Cult Hero: Wilkinson
Who Will Become New North Whipping Boy: Dead heat – Pittard / Polec

Anything Else: Polec to need a time out by June before playing some decent footy August+

 

[muttley45]

AFL Premier: North Melbourne
Runner-Up: Richmond
Norm Smith Medal: Ben Cunnington
North Finishing Position Pre-Finals: 5th
North Finishing Position Post-Finals: 1st

9th: Adelaide
Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast
Team/s To Rise: North, Adelaide, *
Team/s To Fall: Port Adelaide, Hawthorn, Sydney

Brownlow Medal Top 3: Dangerfield, Kelly, Gawn
North B&F Top 3: Cunnington, Jacobs, Dumont

Coleman Medal/How Many: Browny 88
North Leading Goalkicker/How Many: As above
North 2nd & 3rd Goalkickers: Jack 48, Wood 39

Goal Of The Year: Tarryn Thomas
Mark Of The Year: Majak

Rising Star: Walsh
North’s Best First Year Player: Polec

Coach Sacked First: Richo

AFL Biggest Surprise: Gilligan resigns
North Biggest Surprise: AFL, VFL, and AFLW Premiers

AFL Biggest Controversy: 1st x 3 strike player suspended
North Biggest Controversy: No cafe (yet)

AFL Rule Change As A Result Of North: Dangerous tacklers to be suspended

All Australian Captain: Dangerfield
North AA Squad Members: Higgins, Brown, Cunnington, Polec, Daw
North AA Team Members: As above

North Leadership Group: Ziebell, Higgins, Tarrant, Brown

Brad Scott Quote Of The Year: "We fear no one"
Brian Taylor QOTY: "Boy o boy, North Melbourne are Premiers"
Hutchy QOTY: "We should have wildcard round next year, take it to the bank"

North Surprise Player To Rise: Wilkinson
North Player To Get Left Behind: Campbell

How Many Goals Will Zeibs Kick: 48
How Many Dicks Will Goldy Have: Infinity
How Many Games Will Pittard Play: 18
How Many Games Will McKay Play: 15
Who Will Become A New North Crowd Favourite/Cult Hero: Tarryn Thomas
Who Will Become New North Whipping Boy: Hrovat

Anything Else: Josh Kelly anounces he wants to play at North in 2020

 

[ferball]

AFL Premier: North Melbourne
Runner-Up: Richmond
Norm Smith Medal: Ben Cunnington
North Finishing Position Pre-Finals: 5th
North Finishing Position Post-Finals: 1st

9th: Adelaide
Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast
Team/s To Rise: North, Adelaide, *
Team/s To Fall: Port Adelaide, Hawthorn, Sydney

Brownlow Medal Top 3: Dangerfield, Kelly, Gawn
North B&F Top 3: Cunnington, Jacobs, Dumont

Coleman Medal/How Many: Browny 88
North Leading Goalkicker/How Many: As above
North 2nd & 3rd Goalkickers: Jack 48, Wood 39

Goal Of The Year: Tarryn Thomas
Mark Of The Year: Majak

Rising Star: Walsh
North’s Best First Year Player: Polec

Coach Sacked First: Richo

AFL Biggest Surprise: Gilligan resigns
North Biggest Surprise: AFL, VFL, and AFLW Premiers

AFL Biggest Controversy: 1st x 3 strike player suspended
North Biggest Controversy: No cafe (yet)

AFL Rule Change As A Result Of North: Dangerous tacklers to be suspended

All Australian Captain: Dangerfield
North AA Squad Members: Higgins, Brown, Cunnington, Polec, Daw
North AA Team Members: As above

North Leadership Group: Ziebell, Higgins, Tarrant, Brown

Brad Scott Quote Of The Year: "We fear no one"
Brian Taylor QOTY: "Boy o boy, North Melbourne are Premiers"
Hutchy QOTY: "We should have wildcard round next year, take it to the bank"

North Surprise Player To Rise: Wilkinson
North Player To Get Left Behind: Campbell

How Many Goals Will Zeibs Kick: 48
How Many Dicks Will Goldy Have: Infinity
How Many Games Will Pittard Play: 18
How Many Games Will McKay Play: 15
Who Will Become A New North Crowd Favourite/Cult Hero: Tarryn Thomas
Who Will Become New North Whipping Boy: Hrovat

Anything Else: Josh Kelly anounces he wants to play at North in 2020

POTY

 

[Supreme_Chancellor]

AFL Premier: North Melbourne
Runner-Up: Richmond
Norm Smith Medal: Shaun Higgins
North Finishing Position Pre-Finals: 2nd
North Finishing Position Post-Finals: 1st

9th: Geelong
Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast
Team/s To Rise: North, *, GoDees
Team/s To Fall: Dawks, Handbags, COLA’s

Brownlow Medal Top 3: 1= Shaun Higgins, 2= Patrick Cripps, 3= Angus Brayshaw
North B&F Top 3: 1= Shaun Higgins, 2= Ben Brown, 3= Ben Cunnington

Coleman Medal/How Many: Ben Brown (75 Goals)
North Leading Goalkicker/How Many: Ben Brown (75 Goals)
North 2nd & 3rd Goalkickers: 2= Mason Wood (45 Goals), 3= Jack Ziebell (42 Goals)

Goal Of The Year: Tarryn Thomas
Mark Of The Year: Majak Daw

Rising Star: Tarryn Thomas
North’s Best First Year Player: Tarryn Thomas

Coach Sacked First: Alan Richardson

AFL Biggest Surprise: North Melbourne win AFL, VFL and AFLW Premierships.
North Biggest Surprise: Only smashing Shitmond by 69 points on Grand a Final Day!

AFL Biggest Controversy: Hawthorn salary cap breach during “3 Peat” era
North Biggest Controversy: The club has a massive booze-up on Grand a Final Day

AFL Rule Change As A Result Of North: Shorter shot Clock to counter Ben Brown’s run up.

All Australian Captain: Shaun Higgins
North AA Squad Members: Shaun Higgins, Ben Brown, Robbie Tarrant, Jared Polec, Ben Cunnington
North AA Team Members: Shaun Higgins, Ben Brown, Jared Polec

North Leadership Group: Jack Ziebell, Robbie Tarrant, Shaun Higgins, Jamie Macmillan

Brad Scott Quote Of The Year: “Tom Lynch? Never heard of her”
Brian Taylor QOTY: “The Tigers have wet the bed on Grand Final Day! Boy oh boy woweee!”
Hutchy QOTY: “I never said North should move to Tasmania”

North Surprise Player To Rise: Tom Wilkinson
North Player To Get Left Behind: Shaun Atley

How Many Goals Will Zeibs Kick: 42
How Many Dicks Will Goldy Have: ?
How Many Games Will Pittard Play: 12
How Many Games Will McKay Play: 15
Who Will Become A New North Crowd Favourite/Cult Hero: Tom Wilkinson
Who Will Become New North Whipping Boy: Jasper Pittard

 

[Snake_Baker]

AFL Premier: GWS (injuries prevailing)
Runner-Up: Melbourne
Norm Smith Medal: JK
North Finishing Position Pre-Finals: 5th
North Finishing Position Post-Finals: 4th

9th: Adelaide
Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast
Team/s To Rise: North, Bulldogs, Brisbane
Team/s To Fall: Sydney, Geelong, Hawthorn

Brownlow Medal Top 3: Sidebottom, Higgins, Mitchell
North B&F Top 3: Jacobs, Higgins, Cunners

Coleman Medal/How Many: Brown 80
North Leading Goalkicker/How Many: As above
North 2nd & 3rd Goalkickers: Ziebell 48, Wood 43

Goal Of The Year: Whoever the commentators hype the most (Betts?)
Mark Of The Year: J.McGovern

Rising Star: LDU
North’s Best First Year Player: TT

Coach Sacked First: None

AFL Biggest Surprise: The under-performance of Hawthorn
North Biggest Surprise: Majak

AFL Biggest Controversy: Collingwoods salary cap
North Biggest Controversy: Majak

AFL Rule Change As A Result Of North: AFL mandate a no contact rule for Jack Ziebell.

All Australian Captain: Alex Rance
North AA Squad Members: Brown, JZ, Higgo & Robbie Tarrant
North AA Team Members: Brown, JZ, Higgo & Robbie Tarrant

North Leadership Group: JZ, Tazz, J-Mac

Brad Scott Quote Of The Year: Never really happened, so it won't start now.
Brian Taylor QOTY: (insert any inane crap that is yelled)
Hutchy QOTY: North to be relocated to Antarctica

North Surprise Player To Rise: B.McKay
North Player To Get Left Behind: It's clearly going to be this bloke:



How Many Goals Will Zeibs Kick: 48
How Many Dicks Will Goldy Have: Every member of the Goldy WBP
How Many Games Will Pittard Play: Tough one. I'll go with all season.
How Many Games Will McKay Play: All season
Who Will Become A New North Crowd Favourite/Cult Hero: Dom Tyson
Who Will Become New North Whipping Boy: It's pretty much impossible to overtake Rat or L-Mac at this point.

Anything Else: Browny will bag 10 in round 7 v Carlton.

 

[JZTIME!]

AFL Premier: GWS
Runner-Up: Collingwood
Norm Smith Medal: Josh Kelly
North Finishing Position Pre-Finals: 5
North Finishing Position Post-Finals: 5

9th: Adelaide
Wooden Spoon: Bulldogs
Team/s To Rise: Lions, Carlton
Team/s To Fall: Dogs, Swans

Brownlow Medal Top 3: Josh Kelly, Danger, Beams
North B&F Top 3: Cunnington, Goldy, Higgins

Coleman Medal/How Many: Brown 74
North Leading Goalkicker/How Many:Brown 74
North 2nd & 3rd Goalkickers: Zeibell 45 Wood 39

Goal Of The Year: Betts
Mark Of The Year: J Howe

Rising Star: LDU
North’s Best First Year Player: Taylor

Coach Sacked First: Ross Lyon

AFL Biggest Surprise: Kennett threatens to pull out of Tassie if Nth don't back off
North Biggest Surprise: Maj to play again in 2020

AFL Biggest Controversy: starting positions are exploited in some way negatively
North Biggest Controversy: Majak retires (before being rookied by us for 2020)

AFL Rule Change As A Result Of North: starting zones lightened after brown kicking 28 in the first 3 weeks

All Australian Captain: JZ
North AA Squad Members: Cunners, Higgo, Goldy, JZ, Polec
North AA Team Members: JZ, Cunners Goldy

North Leadership Group: JZ, Higgo, Taz, (younger player, Lmac I would put in just to see him rise to it)

Brad Scott Quote Of The Year: Its not up to us to tell the AFL that Ben Jacobs is being unfairly targeted for doing his job
Brian Taylor QOTY: Wowee the pies aren't as hot as Eddie likes them
Hutchy QOTY: Caro cant keep pushing her agenda on those that choose not to hear it. (hard hitting hutchy)

North Surprise Player To Rise: Zurharr
North Player To Get Left Behind: Marley ( had to pick one)

How Many Goals Will Zeibs Kick: 45
How Many Dicks Will Goldy Have: 7
How Many Games Will Pittard Play: 20
How Many Games Will McKay Play:20
Who Will Become A New North Crowd Favourite/Cult Hero: Mckay
Who Will Become New North Whipping Boy: Marley (disposal ??)

Anything Else: This is so hard. If I get 1 right I will be surprised. As soon as I finished it I had such a yearning for footy to just start again. While being sad that Maj will not be a part of it . Go Roos

 

[Jindrrk]

OK this Lolmond hardwired crap needs to stop in here. So I couldn't resist but to put some of my own due to nearly vomitting. You all MAKE ME SICK. MEET ME AT THE CORNER OF SPENCER AND KING FOR A FIGHT TOMORROW.

AFL Premier: Melb
Runner-Up: GWS
Norm Smith Medal: Viney
North Finishing Position Pre-Finals: 6
North Finishing Position Post-Finals: 4

9th: Ninth-mond
Wooden Spoon: to Gaff's ass
Team/s To Rise: Bulldogs, Brisbane
Team/s To Fall: BLUWS, oh wait. Ok Lolmond.

Brownlow Medal Top 3: Fyfe, JK, Not a Lolmond player

Coleman Medal/How Many: 72 - Not Jack Riedwoldt.

Coach Sacked First: Richardson (heading to Sportsbet now but doubt will get good odds but its a sure bet so why not?)

AFL Biggest Surprise: Cotchin is pregnant with Dustin's child.

AFL Biggest Controversy: Hardwick caught stealing boxes of tissues from Kleenax factory but gets well represented by Puma's corporate lawyers and only gets a slap on the wrist.

Brad Scott Quote Of The Year: "LOLmond"

Anything Else: That Cotchin's pregnancy could also be Jack Riedwoldt's.

 

[Jindrrk]

I'd also like to point out that putting in 'nint(t)hmond' changes on the front end to 'premiershipmond' or whatever. This needs to go.

 

[ferball]

Only one team's gonna win the flag next year and its us!!!!

 

[Smoocher]

After careful consideration, and mainly due to our injury list namely Jacobs and Daw I can’t see us finishing higher than 10th.


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