My wish is a bit convoluted but here goes. Trump declares war on the duchy of grand Fenwick. The mcg is taken over for u.s. servicemen as Scott Morrison doesn't gave the balls to tell trump that he has gone to war against a mythical country from a Peter sellers film.
The grand final is played at princes park against the swans in front of 62987 in a 1945 grand final replay. Blues win 15.13 to 10.15 in an eerily reminiscent scoreline.