List Mgmt. 2020 Trade Thread - Part III

[KingsRansom]

I’ll pack my speedos

Need some of these for those beach beauties.

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[Yawkey way]

Wouldn't mind him as key defender depth

Can’t play he’s 30 and has had a few cameos, what’s the point.

 

[Joffaboy]

L Parker fm are we the club that old swans go to before they die

L Parker is teaming up with R Kelly to take the more desirable members of this forum as sex slaves.

25 likes and I will unlock their names.

 

[GeTrain]

If Adelaide match Crouch's offer to force a trade is it even worth trading for him? They'd probably want more than just 15 since that's essentially the same value as what they'd get with an end of first round compo pick

 

[gringo2011]

Club won’t walk away from Crouch.
If they match, we’ll trade pick 15.
Powers at be are as impatient as the supporter base and pick 15 doesn’t get us closer to winning a flag next year.
Would be nice to keep it if we can, but we won’t let the opportunity to bring Crouch in slip.

They won't match. I heard the replay on the radio. He says "we might match". I haven't seen anything where they say they definitively match.

 

[Joffaboy]

Mikka also happens to be living in Queensland at the moment, where our club has been for the last four months.
Would not surprise me if he was Noosa based either.

Sunshine Coast

 

[gringo2011]

With a lot of the depth players looking for new homes, that suggests Hind, Phillips (coincidentally very good freinds with Higgins) and Parker will all end up signing new deals.

I hope Parker gets another year.

 

[BarkerFan]

they would be stupid to match. It means the end of first round pick disappears into the ether.

Far better to take that pick, then negotiate a pick swap with St.Kilda that may even involve a player such as Dunstan, that goes in their favour...

If done properly both clubs will be better off, because there are more picks in the mix

 

[saintsrfreak]

Can’t play he’s 30 and has had a few cameos, what’s the point.

He'd be better than Joyce or Clavarino as key defender cover, pay him not much and he'd be a decent free pick up I think.

 

[True Believer]

they would be stupid to match. It means the end of first round pick disappears into the ether.

Far better to take that pick, then negotiate a pick swap with St.Kilda that may even involve a player such as Dunstan, that goes in their favour...

If done properly both clubs will be better off, because there are more picks in the mix

Very well summarised. You get bonus points if you can get that through the thick skulls of the Crows supporters!!

 

[triggering bro]

they would be stupid to match. It means the end of first round pick disappears into the ether.

Far better to take that pick, then negotiate a pick swap with St.Kilda that may even involve a player such as Dunstan, that goes in their favour...

If done properly both clubs will be better off, because there are more picks in the mix

I have been saying this all along. If the offer is matched the compo pick 20 never exists. Don’t match, swap 20 & 44 for Dunstan & 15. Happy days.

 

[SaintersUnite]

Hey everyone, I finally managed to read through the last 200 posts, thanks for all the laughs! Can go any club, classic BF humour am I right?

Anyway, on a completely unrelated note, I have some info regarding our trade period. Don’t shoot the messenger but this is what I’ve been told from a very reliable source.

B Crouch has accepted our offer for four years and a trigger for a fifth, but the Crows are planning on bluffing us for Pick 15 should they not get compensated with Pick 2. Crazy right?
We’re also heavily into a young bloke at Richmond called Higgins, who wants more senior opportunity.
We’ve invited both Majak Daw

28

Majak Daw

Age

34

Ht

195cm

Wt

97kg

Pos.

D/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.3

2star

K

5.7

2star

HB

3.5

3star

M

3.7

4star

T

2.9

4star

No current season stats available

D

8.2

2star

K

5.8

3star

HB

2.4

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

2.0

4star

and Shaun McKernan

27

Shaun Mckernan

Age

35

Ht

196cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.0

3star

K

8.3

3star

HB

4.7

3star

M

4.5

4star

T

1.8

4star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.4

2star

K

5.6

2star

HB

2.8

2star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.6

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

17.0

5star

K

8.2

4star

HB

8.8

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.2

3star

G

0.2

3star

to train with us as soon as preseason starts. Hopefully it’s Majak we give a contract to.
Dunstan is almost certain to leave sadly, with the Crows and Carlton the two main suitors. Lonie also has been offered a three year deal by the Dogs, while we’re currently offering just one.
Carlisle set to sign a two year extension with us in the coming weeks.
Treloar, Taranto, Parker, and Brander are all other players that we have enquired about. Treloar looking the most likely out of the four but more likely to go to North or the Demons.
And lastly, Duncan Roberton likely to retire and start appearing on Dragons Den in replacement of Duncan Bannatine.


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[Joffaboy]

I hope Parker gets another year.

Well there is Parker and the Rumour...

 

[sauce_head]

Well done you have robbed us of another gun. Higgins very good goal sense, smart player, good competitor.

He's quite small, not quick or athletic. But good skills and bright future imo. Play him half forward.

Could be an upgrade on Billings!

 

[Mstr Strokesman]

This is an example of type of stuff being posted by Adelaide nuffies in the crouch thread:

"sure they do, 2020 1st, 2021 1st, 2020 2nd..plenty of picks there and the crows will want a few of them. Why should St Kilda get the free hit of a quality mid and not have to adequately pay for it."

They seriously have NFI to even basic concepts to how RFA works.

OMG.Please tell me you have altered this for our amusement .
This is the result you have when you bang your relatives.

 

[Monika72]

Treloar is a 50/50 chance of becoming a Saint, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that.

SO you're saying theres a chance?

 

[Monika72]

Dmack must be worth a minimum of a second

Dmac is worth a pack of cigs and a drink.

 

[_Maximus_12]

Hey everyone, I finally managed to read through the last 200 posts, thanks for all the laughs! Can go any club, classic BF humour am I right?

Anyway, on a completely unrelated note, I have some info regarding our trade period. Don’t shoot the messenger but this is what I’ve been told from a very reliable source.

B Crouch has accepted our offer for four years and a trigger for a fifth, but the Crows are planning on bluffing us for Pick 15 should they not get compensated with Pick 2. Crazy right?
We’re also heavily into a young bloke at Richmond called Higgins, who wants more senior opportunity.
We’ve invited both Majak Daw

28

Majak Daw

Age

34

Ht

195cm

Wt

97kg

Pos.

D/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.3

2star

K

5.7

2star

HB

3.5

3star

M

3.7

4star

T

2.9

4star

No current season stats available

D

8.2

2star

K

5.8

3star

HB

2.4

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

2.0

4star

and Shaun McKernan

27

Shaun Mckernan

Age

35

Ht

196cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.0

3star

K

8.3

3star

HB

4.7

3star

M

4.5

4star

T

1.8

4star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.4

2star

K

5.6

2star

HB

2.8

2star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.6

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

17.0

5star

K

8.2

4star

HB

8.8

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.2

3star

G

0.2

3star

to train with us as soon as preseason starts. Hopefully it’s Majak we give a contract to.
Dunstan is almost certain to leave sadly, with the Crows and Carlton the two main suitors. Lonie also has been offered a three year deal by the Dogs, while we’re currently offering just one.
Carlisle set to sign a two year extension with us in the coming weeks.
Treloar, Taranto, Parker, and Brander are all other players that we have enquired about. Treloar looking the most likely out of the four but more likely to go to North or the Demons.
And lastly, Duncan Roberton likely to retire and start appearing on Dragons Den in replacement of Duncan Bannatine.


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Give me Majak over McKernan everyday and twice on Sunday. **** it, even three times on Sunday’s.
Heck what’s Beau Maister

Beau Maister

Age

39

Ht

194cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.5

3star

K

6.9

3star

HB

4.5

3star

M

4.9

5star

T

1.3

3star

G

0.6

4star

No current season stats available

D

14.0

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

5.4

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

0.2

3star

up to?

 

[FootyMaster11]

Just out of curiosity,

if Crows match the bid for crouch and we do decide to walk away, would people be happy with

a) going back to Caldwell and telling him that we are no longer going after crouch and can offer him mid time if he wants it (I know it doesn't satisfy the immediate impact of someone like crouch but would be better than nothing) or
b) not going back to him as he had his chance and chose that joke of a football club over us (I would hope if we did go back to him, its not at the same price and length as what essendon offered)

 

[Yawkey way]

He'd be better than Joyce or Clavarino as key defender cover, pay him not much and he'd be a decent free pick up I think.

Nah I really think we’re just dumpster diving, Majak looks like a beast of an athlete and I’ve seen passages in games that make you go gee he can play.

The problem is that he’s near enough to 30 at what point do you say well that’s all he’ll ever be.

 

[ScrappyDo]

Crouch
Higgins
Pierce
Brander
.
Lonie
Dunstan
Snake
Sav.

Ummm, yep

 

[Joffaboy]

He's changed his name again. He's Beau Brummel now. Moved into fashion, app are.

He is an associate of L Parker and R Kelly.

B Brummel esq. Shows them how to dress for debauching their victims.

 

[KingsRansom]

Just out of curiosity,

if Crows match the bid for crouch and we do decide to walk away, would people be happy with

a) going back to Caldwell and telling him that we are no longer going after crouch and can offer him mid time if he wants it (I know it doesn't satisfy the immediate impact of someone like crouch but would be better than nothing) or
b) not going back to him as he had his chance and chose that joke of a football club over us (I would hope if we did go back to him, its not at the same price and length as what essendon offered)

B...coz I'm a c*nt

 

[sammm]

Constable North is constipated?
Big news if true.

I wanted constable

 

[HunterClarksHeadband]

Hey everyone, I finally managed to read through the last 200 posts, thanks for all the laughs! Can go any club, classic BF humour am I right?

Anyway, on a completely unrelated note, I have some info regarding our trade period. Don’t shoot the messenger but this is what I’ve been told from a very reliable source.

B Crouch has accepted our offer for four years and a trigger for a fifth, but the Crows are planning on bluffing us for Pick 15 should they not get compensated with Pick 2. Crazy right?
We’re also heavily into a young bloke at Richmond called Higgins, who wants more senior opportunity.
We’ve invited both Majak Daw

28

Majak Daw

Age

34

Ht

195cm

Wt

97kg

Pos.

D/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.3

2star

K

5.7

2star

HB

3.5

3star

M

3.7

4star

T

2.9

4star

No current season stats available

D

8.2

2star

K

5.8

3star

HB

2.4

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

2.0

4star

and Shaun McKernan

27

Shaun Mckernan

Age

35

Ht

196cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.0

3star

K

8.3

3star

HB

4.7

3star

M

4.5

4star

T

1.8

4star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.4

2star

K

5.6

2star

HB

2.8

2star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.6

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

17.0

5star

K

8.2

4star

HB

8.8

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.2

3star

G

0.2

3star

to train with us as soon as preseason starts. Hopefully it’s Majak we give a contract to.
Dunstan is almost certain to leave sadly, with the Crows and Carlton the two main suitors. Lonie also has been offered a three year deal by the Dogs, while we’re currently offering just one.
Carlisle set to sign a two year extension with us in the coming weeks.
Treloar, Taranto, Parker, and Brander are all other players that we have enquired about. Treloar looking the most likely out of the four but more likely to go to North or the Demons.
And lastly, Duncan Roberton likely to retire and start appearing on Dragons Den in replacement of Duncan Bannatine.


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Very interesting... this is what I'm talkin' about - just spill the beans instead of the flamingo cryptic special, I love it.

Mate, I'd take Majak Daw

28

Majak Daw

Age

34

Ht

195cm

Wt

97kg

Pos.

D/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.3

2star

K

5.7

2star

HB

3.5

3star

M

3.7

4star

T

2.9

4star

No current season stats available

D

8.2

2star

K

5.8

3star

HB

2.4

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

2.0

4star

over McKernan any day of the week - we're purely dumpster diving for some depth. Why you wouldn't you have this beast as depth knowing MAYBE he could pull off something from his peak days?