It's laughable because it's so obvious it won't happen. I'll bet any sum of money you like that Allen won't play for us beyond something like picking him up after retirement.Why laughable?
We put an offer to him.
West Coast need to be in ball park to keep him.
Keep the Wet Toast honest and Limits their salary cap ability.
Sure most players stay.
I'm sure 10+ clubs throw a contract at him, but that's not the same thing as actively targeting him thinking you're actually a chance at getting him. I'm pretty sure we would have thrown out the feelers for J.Cameron but the odds of that actually happening were similar to Allen's in the future - <1% rounded down to zero.