Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread - PART II

[Spazz Cat]

Better than Elton John rocket man , then..

Probably about the same.
Elon pumps and dumps meme coins.
Elton pumps and dumps male models.

 

[Kram]

Welcome to the club of the future.
We're just like Elon Musk.

I lithium

 

[Spazz Cat]

I lithium

Yeah I bet you do.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Probably about the same.
Elon pumps and dumps meme coins.
Elton pumps and dumps male models.

Elton the Alfa male now.

No Geogre golden toilet Micheal.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Elton the Alfa male now.

No Geogre golden toilet Micheal.

True. Elton has outlived them all. And probably went the hardest too!
Actually maybe not harder than Freddie.

 

[rocker_oz33]

True. Elton has outlived them all. And probably went the hardest too!
Actually maybe not harder than Freddie.

Freddie prob got unlucky..
Got a rotten one.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Off to a Bon fire tonight ..

 

[Spazz Cat]

Freddie prob got unlucky..
Got a rotten one.

Yeah pity. He was the best one.
One talented muthafaarker.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Yeah pity. He was the best one.
One talented muthafaarker.

Miles better than golden toilet boy .

 

[rocker_oz33]

Prince was a weird campaigner....but prob the most talented....could play anything.

Not sure he played the sausage tho...

 

[rocker_oz33]

Pretty sure Jim Morrison liked abit of sauage .
He went pretty hard .

 

[Spazz Cat]

Out of gay/bi singers of the past id probably go
Iggy
Freddie
Bowie
Elton
They're all good though.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Prince was a weird campaigner....but prob the most talented....could play anything.

Not sure he played the sausage tho...

Nah. He was a crazy ladies man. Used to stalk and everything.
But yeah, crazy talented/multi instrumental

 

[Down at K Park]

I love em. So light. The snipper turns around so you can edge. Makes my gutters and footpath look real nice. I just leave it in the edging way.
Uses heaps of battery.
Mower uses less battery and is awesome but if the grass gets a little bit wet it's useless.
Gotta get the petrol mower out and run over it first.
Literally just did my lawns then.

I have to do mine tomorrow. This time of year sucks. Bit of rain, bit of sunshine and the grass grows like crazy. Cutting it every bloody fortnight.

Yeah pity. He was the best one.
One talented muthafaarker.

From what i heard he was like “i’ve broken this one, get me another”. Must have been through thousands of them.

Even near the end, after he had apparently settled down with that one bloke, he was still getting some on the side. It was never enough.

 

[Spazz Cat]

I have to do mine tomorrow. This time of year sucks. Bit of rain, bit of sunshine and the grass grows like crazy. Cutting it every bloody fortnight.



From what i heard he was like “i’ve broken this one, get me another”. Must have been through thousands of them.

Even near the end, after he had apparently settled down with that one bloke, he was still getting some on the side. It was never enough.

Best Freddie story I've read is he used to have parties with naked short people and snort Coke off their head.
Now that's living Barry!

 

[Spazz Cat]

Can you imagine the tour manager/assistant whoever who had to organise this?
Deserves to be made a CEO of a fortune500 company.
On short notice coming up with short people? Coke short people?
That's someone who can get shit done.
Should make him our Prime Minister.

 

[Shell]

Surely Prince would have been bi

 

[Shell]

Best Freddie story I've read is he used to have parties with naked short people and snort Coke off their head.
Now that's living Barry!

Freddie was a cat man. Would have followed Geelong fo sure.

Legend.

 

[Shell]

Tis a real shame he couldn't hold on a couple more years, until the better drugs for HIV came along..

 

[Spazz Cat]

Surely Prince would have been bi

Seriously I don't think he was. Straighter than me. I've never got into stalking.

 

[Munich]

Got no idea who Musk is ..


Musk stick lollie owner ...

An idiot who slept with Johnny Depp's psychotic ex-wife whilst they were still married.

 

[Shell]

Seriously I don't think he was. Straighter than me. I've never got into stalking.

Neither of us know.

It is unknown whether Prince was gay, bisexual, straight, or any other sexual orientation. While his whole persona throughout his career as a musician challenged the notions of sexual conformity, Prince never stated his sexual preference or orientation.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Neither of us know.

It is unknown whether Prince was gay, bisexual, straight, or any other sexual orientation. While his whole persona throughout his career as a musician challenged the notions of sexual conformity, Prince never stated his sexual preference or orientation.

Fair enough.

 

[rocker_oz33]

An idiot who slept with Johnny Depp's psychotic ex-wife whilst they were still married.

Mile high club ?

 

[Down at K Park]

Best Freddie story I've read is he used to have parties with naked short people and snort Coke off their head.
Now that's living Barry!

What is it with rockstars and short people? Ozzy had a midget he used to take on tour.

Ozzy Osbourne and his "personal dwarf" John Edward Allen

The insane story of Ozzy Osbourne's 'personal dwarf' John Edward Allen, two wild personalities that got lost amid heavy drink and drug usage.

faroutmagazine.co.uk

He showed up late, he drank… It got to me after a while,” Ozzy once said of ‘Ronnie’. “So, one night, when he wanted to get on the tour bus, I threw him in the luggage compartment. Somebody grabbed me and said: ‘What you’re doing is not only illegal but it’s inhumane.’ I lost it. I yelled: ‘He’s my ****ing midget and I’ll ****ing do what I want with him.'”