Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread - PART II

[Shell]

****ing fantastic idea.


Also should be able to ask them wtf can they do for me/perks/bonuses

 

[Shell]

Also- i know its horrible but we're all thinking it.

A girl
/horrible I know

 

[cats_09]

I'm surprised it took this long

False plates on the getaway vehicle

Glad they found them

 

[Shell]

Course

 

[Shell]

It was kind of me.

U idiot

 

[winty]

Also- i know its horrible but we're all thinking it.

A girl
/horrible I know

Good for the AFLW team though!

 

[Shell]

Yep.

 

[Shell]

I hope Levi is doing ok too, the little battler.

 

[Spazz Cat]

U idiot

Wasn't that bad. Was quite fun. The Pfizer/Corona people were surprisingly un-hatefilled and non-abusive.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Also- i know its horrible but we're all thinking it.

A girl
/horrible I know

Nah. Its all good. The second Ablett son never plays many games.
Ablett family tradition.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Was on topic too.

 

[Down at K Park]

Wtf?!?!

Since when was Jordan pregnant.

Immaculate conception

Also- i know its horrible but we're all thinking it.

A girl
/horrible I know

I hope they have heaps of kids. We need to stack our teams sometime around 2040.

 

[Cataholic]

#breaking: Fugitive taskforce and MCIU detectives have arrested a man over a fatal hit-run in Carrum Downs.

The driver of the getaway car is also in custody.

I hope considerable physical force was used during the arrest.

 

[Shell]

I hope they have heaps of kids. We need to stack our teams sometime around 2040.

We'll need to have the talent to counteract Scott, who will no doubt still be coaching us come 2040

 

[Down at K Park]

We'll need to have the talent to counteract Scott, who will no doubt still be coaching us come 2040

He'll still only have 1 premiership by then.

 

[Spazz Cat]

He'll still only have 1 premiership by then.

And it'll still be Bomber's fault.

 

[Jimmy Willis Jawline]

Also- i know its horrible but we're all thinking it.

A girl
/horrible I know

Not quite, Shell. Im not sure if you watched our womens side at all, but it hasnt been pretty.

Ive been forcing out smiles and tweeting positive vibes as much as possible, but theyve been atrocious and then one of our best players got traded.

Getting an Ablett into that side (obvs in 18 years) will be very very exciting.

You never know though, she might be into something else instead of footy. You know, like, bongs or whatever like Uncle Nathan.

 

[Shell]

He'll still only have 1 premiership by then.

I know.

 

[Shell]

But hey he'll still have an amazing win/loss ratio and that's all that matters.

 

[My Tilly]

But hey he'll still have an amazing win/loss ratio and that's all that matters.

Penny will finally drop and the club will realize it was the coach all along.

 

[Shell]

Penny will finally drop and the club will realize it was the coach all along.

Cheer up Charlie. Only 20 years or so left to go.
#notlongnow

 

[Shell]

Geezus what a miserable day today. Cant help but feel miserable right along with it.

 

[Shell]

Spazz Cat trivia me.

 

[Cataholic]

Spazz Cat trivia me.

Did you know the chainsaw was invented for childbirth, rather than for cutting wood?

 

[Shell]

Did you know the chainsaw was invented for childbirth, rather than for cutting wood?

No I didnt.

Tell me more