Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Shell]

Dutton and Frydenberg look like extras from the movie Coneheads.

You know who else is deformed?

The British. Particularly men.


fair dinkum.. never seen so many ugly dudes in the one country at the one time

 

[winty]

Wasn't that Abbott who was Minister for Women

Oops, my bad. It was Abbott who was the focus for Gillard's speech too. Had the two of them mixed up.

 

[Shell]

You Aussie blokes are fine tho.


Must skip several generations

 

[Shell]

Americans are also daaaaaamn fine. /sigh

 

[cats_09]

Oops, my bad. It was Abbott who was the focus for Gillard's speech too. Had the two of them mixed up.

No worries - Abbott was a dick; no respect for him

I can remember the first time Turnbull was leader of the Liberal party before losing the leadership that it was said he was 'too Labor like' for the Liberal party, and questions if he joined the wrong party

Not saying i agree with everything he did, but from the recent Liberal leaders, he was the one I had most time for

 

[winty]

Fair point...

 

[winty]

I can still remember the lockdown protest they had last year where they were meant to go to Parliament House in Spring Street, but somehow ended up wandering the grounds of Government House instead. Imbeciles.

 

[Shell]

Im inthe bath rn

 

[Shell]

Did i just srsly hear I am Woman sung at the open prematch

 

[cats_09]

I can still remember the lockdown protest they had last year where they were meant to go to Parliament House in Spring Street, but somehow ended up wandering the grounds of Government House instead. Imbeciles.

Funnily enough after the Moomba cancelled and then backflip by Sally Capp & the MCC - there was a bit of frustration vented at her for the decision and just for being crap, actually surprised they didn't go protest at Government House

I also loved those that kept blaming Andrews, even after Capp admitted the error in cancelling the event there were some that wanted to still blame Andrew for forcing them into that decision - totally ignoring the fact that yesterday morning the State Government was pushing for Capp & the MCC to have a rethink

 

[Shell]

I can still remember the lockdown protest they had last year where they were meant to go to Parliament House in Spring Street, but somehow ended up wandering the grounds of Government House instead. Imbeciles.

Yo whats the difference

 

[winty]

Yo whats the difference

This is Parliament House...



And this is Government House...



And in terms of distance, here's how far away they are from each other:

 

[Shell]

Wha? Government house is there?

Have i been there i dont think I have

 

[Shell]

Ive never seenthe Sidney Myer music bowl either.


True

 

[Shell]

Aw**** off i have cramps

 

[Shell]

Ouch just hit me. Need panadol

 

[Kram]

Im inthe bath rn

Do you eat your cereal in the morning there like I used to do.

I remember telling the blokes at work that years ago and they thought I was some sort of nutter.

 

[Shell]

Do you eat your cereal in the morning there like I used to do.

I remember telling the blokes at work that years ago and they thought I was some sort of nutter.

God no. Wtf

 

[Shell]

I dont even like having the cliched glass of wine. **** that

 

[Shell]

OW IM IN PAIN MOTHER ****ER

 

[Kram]

One of my mates that left just before me every morning without fail would leave an empty cereal bowl and cup of tea in front of the couch every morning. God that used to give us the shits.

 

[Kram]

You know who else is deformed?

The British. Particularly men.


fair dinkum.. never seen so many ugly dudes in the one country at the one time

Their accent is usually as annoying AF as well.

 

[Shell]

I need drugs

Bath over

 

[winty]

Speaking of shitty housemates, they were talking on the radio this morning about some guy in England who was on the run from the cops. He had cut off a tracking device off his ankle and everything. Anyway, apparently the lockdown in England hit and he was stuck staying with his housemates for several months, and got so annoyed with them he actually rang the police and handed himself in as he preferred prison than spend any more time with his housemates.

 

[Kram]

Apart from being messy tbf that guy was generally good to live with.

One thing I never argued about with anyone was food, we sort of had a thing where we didn't mind if we just 'borrowed' a bit of stuff of each other as long as they didn't eat it all.