Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Down at K Park]

Be a little gay? Maybe bring a girlfriend over for a 3 way maybe? Good advice

 

[Shell]

No wonder why I'm (almost) over men and going to turn Lezo

 

[Shell]

Going by the talent on BF...

 

[Spazz Cat]

Going by the talent on BF...

We're allright

 

[Shell]

We're allright

Not talkin about chu Spaz

 

[Art Vandelay_]

I got heaps though. At least 2 loads

That’s what she said.
Joke edited for gender neutrality reasons.

 

[Kram]

I did mine over the weekend.




And i srsly do hope you're taliking about the washing there and not other loads

So you managed to find your washing machine alright this time?

 

[Kram]

Everyone's gone to school or work except me hehehe

Public holiday WA!

 

[Shell]

Shut up

 

[Shell]

I gtg, cyas

 

[Spazz Cat]

Be a little gay? Maybe bring a girlfriend over for a 3 way maybe? Good advice

How's how boomers go on how they had to work hard and all that.
F**k that. Get a job for life when your 18, just doing your 8 hours, cheap as mortgage and when you come home you get treated like that!

 

[Partridge]

Be a little gay? Maybe bring a girlfriend over for a 3 way maybe? Good advice

Very sound suggestion and I'm struggling to find a problem with it.

 

[Shell]

Very sound suggestion and I'm struggling to find a problem with it.

Nope not from where im sitting

 

[Kram]

Also some advice for the ladies here hehe
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Scotland likes this.

 

[Shell]

Scotland likes this.

Leave Scotland alone

 

[cats_09]

Surely this is a little too soon

 

[Shell]

Surely this is a little too soon

I love true crime and that is 100% too soon.


I suppose due to the nature of the crime- and she is the perp... idk maybe they think she's fair game.

 

[Shell]

Well had a good first appointment at the job centre today akkaps the computer wasnt working, so they couldnt load my profile, so therefore there was no meeting.

 

[Shell]

At least my gym and also parents house is nearby.

So all good- they can cancel all the appointments on me like that, I wont mind

 

[cats_09]

Currently trying to write a cover letter for a job application which a neighbour has put me on to - there's at least one position opening up at the business he works for, so he said to get my application in & he'll drop my name to the a higher up to ensure they look at my resume

He said even if I'm unsuccessful for this role he expects at least 1 more to open up sooner than later as there's a nice guy who works there but he isn't really up to the role

Getting this shit right for any application is hard enough, but feel like I'm giving myself added pressure right now to ensure its right and that I'm addressing all requirements so I don't look like an under-qualified idiot applying fo this role

 

[cats_09]

And the question I'm finding most annoying on job applications - What is your expected salary?

I seriously have no idea especially when it's not a role I've directly worked in before; trying to not over price myself out of it but also don't want to undercut things and look too cheap, lol

 

[Shell]

And the question I'm finding most annoying on job applications - What is your expected salary?

I agree.

 

[Shell]

Just put $100 an hour for the lols if you're not that serious about getting the job.

 

[cats_09]

I agree.

if it's a job you've been head hunted for, then sure that's a question for an employer to put to you - "what salary would it take for you to join us"...

But on an application it's just so annoying

 

[cats_09]

I've come from a background working in not-for-profit, so it was expected of us to be charitable in our employment and be willing to accept what may be considered a lower wage - unless you were the CEO and then you got paid big bucks for doing shit all...