Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Spazz Cat]

By a Samsung I've had 2 recalls in 7 years both times they just give you a new machine and the warranty starts again great deal.

Too late. Missus already bought a Haer??
Been waiting here for ages and they reckon the don't have it in the warehouse.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Cheap tent can be a disaster I grabbed one at Kmart a year or so ago for a quick trip to Fraser Island I didn't want to take all the usual gear look at this tent on the package it showed 2 people inside standing thought beauty that's me,when we got up there and put it up it was under a mtr tall my 3/4 rain jacket covered the whole roof and the little window was sewn into the roof instead of the wall and up side down.

Hahaha. Maybe not that cheap then.

 

[Spazz Cat]

I actually once worked in a Harvey Norman warehouse for a little while so I'm not gonna get the shits.

 

[Shell]

Wife Swap is hysterical. Dumb entitled brats and theyre mothers themselves! !! Like the adult children are.

 

[Shell]

I actually once worked in a Harvey Norman warehouse for a little while so I'm not gonna get the shits.

Why, didnt they have staff toilets?

 

[Spazz Cat]

Why, didnt they have staff toilets?

That's on par with my jokes

 

[Spazz Cat]

Oh well now I'm getting a Hisense 8kg for the same price.
Dunno this brand either.

 

[cats_09]

 

[Shell]

Any money neither of these households change one little bit

 

[Partridge]

That would be the first time in years someone referred to Dusty as Martin.

Commentators should be banned from using nicknames.

And even worse, first names. Another innovation we can thank Bruce for. Thank feck he's gone.

 

[cats_09]

 

[Partridge]

Why didn't Dusty kick like that on grand final night last year?

He did. Right before half time when he caught Blicavs holding the ball.

 

[winty]

He did. Right before half time when he caught Blicavs holding the ball.

The banana from the pocket where he hit it wrong and it went out on the full in the opposite pocket?

 

[Shell]

Any money neither of these households change one little bit

Was pretty much correct.

 

[cats_09]

Too effing cute

 

[Shell]

Cool as, its close

 

[Shell]

I shall switch it on for good, once goggle finishes up

 

[Spazz Cat]

Good morning lovely people.

 

[Shell]

Same bloody story with Carlton

 

[Shell]

Mornin yall

 

[Cataholic]

Same bloody story with Carlton

But for the chook they had at FF, the two standards of umpiring, and just a little more polish they would've won.

 

[Shell]

Or me just turning the tv off.

Srsly it was like every time i watched- Tigers goal
I move away from the tv, stop watching - Carlton goal

 

[Shell]

But for the chook they had at FF, the two standards of umpiring, and just a little more polish they would've won.

Lmfao the chook haha

Im sure the chook did his best

 

[Cataholic]

Lmfao the chook haha

Im sure the chook did his best

Headless, at best

 

[Shell]

Well how do you expect him to kick a goal with no head?!?!?!