Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Shell]

**** the ****ing MRP

 

[Shell]

Dont you love tho how BF is working fine and dandy today.

Is/was just Norf v Port and some crappy GWS v Saints game. Aint a tonne of supporters logging onto BF at the same time for that

 

[cats_09]

 

[Catsnlakers]

Nice!!!...........Club merchandise

 

[Shell]

Morning yall

 

[Spazz Cat]

Morning yall

Hey morning.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Yeah I watched it a couple of hours after it was on so wasn't in the thread.
It was allright. Mostly boring.
But Gonzo didn't disappoint. He always comes through for me.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Liss just makes me angry. Well not angry, just sort of uncomfortable or something.
I dunno.

 

[Spazz Cat]

And f**k he's one serious arseh*le. To go to Pharlap and tell her he put her at No1 and all that. Bloody hell.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Every chick I know wants to f**k the FIFO guy.
But he kind of pisses me off too as well.
He starts off everything with I know I'm not the smartest guy.....
Or something like that
No wonder she treats you like shit. Your boring as f**k. Stand up for yourself.

 

[Shell]

Mate, you should be putting all this gold in the actual MAFS thread.

 

[cats_09]

Good morning folk

 

[cats_09]

Bugger MAFS

 

[cats_09]

After chatting with my brother on Sat night I decided to do a couple of short courses - doing the white card course this Wednesday, unfortunately gotta wait until next month for the traffic management course though, as that would have been cool to do this week also

It gives me time to do a first aid course between now & then, having all that up to date

So in a few weeks I will be qualified to hold a slow/stop sign - woohoo

 

[Spazz Cat]

After chatting with my brother on Sat night I decided to do a couple of short courses - doing the white card course this Wednesday, unfortunately gotta wait until next month for the traffic management course though, as that would have been cool to do this week also

It gives me time to do a first aid course between now & then, having all that up to date

So in a few weeks I will be qualified to hold a slow/stop sign - woohoo

Its harder than you think. I have a traffic ticket but I dunno how to do it for real.
Traffic chicks save me all the time too. I often zone out when getting told what to do.
So I just ask them and they seem to know everything that's going on.

 

[Kram]

After chatting with my brother on Sat night I decided to do a couple of short courses - doing the white card course this Wednesday, unfortunately gotta wait until next month for the traffic management course though, as that would have been cool to do this week also

It gives me time to do a first aid course between now & then, having all that up to date

So in a few weeks I will be qualified to hold a slow/stop sign - woohoo

White card and first aid.. coma inducing.

 

[Shell]

Id rather do FA than ana ****ing phalaxis

 

[Shell]

If you cannot handle a peanut you deserve to choke and die

 

[Kram]

AFL clubs ruin supporter gear by covering it with advertising and still charge a heap for it.

 

[Spazz Cat]

White card and first aid.. coma inducing.

I don't mind the first aids ones as much as the others. Can sometimes be fun.

 

[cats_09]

Its harder than you think. I have a traffic ticket but I dunno how to do it for real.
Traffic chicks save me all the time too. I often zone out when getting told what to do.
So I just ask them and they seem to know everything that's going on.

About 12 months ago my brother got his white card & did the traffic management course - just before we went into the first set of restrictions, and he has said how it was drilled into them that it's not an easy job, you'll get a sore wrist and may even have to jump out of the way of a car if they aren't paying attention

I'm looking forward to it though, it's something I joked about doing a couple of years ago & feels good to finally be doing it

 

[cats_09]

White card and first aid.. coma inducing.

I've done a couple of first aid courses in the past - the best thing about the last time I did it was getting out of 2 days of work

 

[Spazz Cat]

If you cannot handle a peanut you deserve to choke and die

About 6 months ago in a first aid course I asked what would happen if I shot the epi-pen into myself.
Everyone laughed at me. I was actually dead serious though.

 

[Shell]

I always nod and give a thank you wave to those sign ppl

 

[Shell]

About 6 months ago in a first aid course I asked what would happen if I shot the epi-pen into myself.
Everyone laughed at me. I was actually dead serious though.

I dont think its harmful. And like if you give someone an epipen past its use by date.