Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

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that's absolutely sh*t

I think now after 3 year getting there act together and get the case to court the the police prosecutor for this case has retired and it's expected the case may be adjourned for another 12 months while the new bloke gets up to speed,meanwhile there are 80 odd families with caravans they can't use or sell sitting in the back yard rotting away.

 

[Spazz Cat]

I think now after 3 year getting there act together and get the case to court the the police prosecutor for this case has retired and it's expected the case may be adjourned for another 12 months while the new bloke gets up to speed,meanwhile there are 80 odd families with caravans they can't use or sell sitting in the back yard rotting away.

F****k. They can't even sell them? That's the worst mate. Sorry for your son.

 

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Ahhhh. That sucks so much.
Hope he can get some compensation, and sell it to someone who just wants a van in their yard for their kids etc
Might be able to break even if both.

Fortunately in my sons case he can handle the loss,he's just as likely to throw a couple of pontoons under it shove a 40hp Yamaha on the back and moor it as a house boat.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Fortunately in my sons case he can handle the loss,he's just as likely to throw a couple of pontoons under it shove a 40hp Yamaha on the back and moor it as a house boat.

Lol. Well it doesn't need a vin no if its not on a trailer any more I guess

 

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The authorities are are playing hard ball on this my boy early on was prepared to pay and supply an independent engineers certificate of safety and compliance on his van, he was told it would make no difference still couldn't be registered.

 

[Spazz Cat]

The authorities are are playing hard ball on this my boy early on was prepared to pay and supply an independent engineers certificate of safety and compliance on his van, he was told it would make no difference still couldn't be registered.

Unfortunately it's the way it goes with vans. It's the same in Vic.
It's stupid. Even if it's brand new in perfect condition, just nup No compromise

 

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Unfortunately it's the way it goes with vans. It's the same in Vic.
It's stupid. Even if it's brand new in perfect condition, just nup No compromise

One wonder how this bloke has got 80+ vans that they know of through main roads and registered without someone getting suspicious.

 

[Spazz Cat]

One wonder how this bloke has got 80+ vans that they know of through main roads and registered without someone getting suspicious.

Yep. Actually a lot of money in them if you know the system

 

[Spazz Cat]

Well my daughter started another fire in the microwave.
2nd time now.

 

[Shell]

Sorry thats not funny

 

[Spazz Cat]

Sorry thats not funny

Nah it is.

 

[Shell]

Is the mircowav,

I mean is your daughter ok?

 

[Spazz Cat]

Horse floats too.

 

[you pick one]

Well my daughter started another fire in the microwave.
2nd time now.

Buy her a jumper she must be cold.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Is the mircowav,

I mean is your daughter ok?

Yeah for sure. Not sure how long this microwave will last though.
Funniest thing was she goes it doesn't do that at school haha.
So she's probably f**ked that one too.

 

[Spazz Cat]

I've done it though. Remember once at work I heated up half a family pie in the foil tray.
Everyone was going don't do that.
I was Nah it's fine I do it all the time.
Then lightning bolts everywhere

 

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Now I'm getting banner adds for caravans.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Now I'm getting banner adds for caravans.

Hahahaha. I hate that.

 

[Shell]

im getting ******* banner ads for ******* errors

 

[Shell]

Re. microwaves. I had this guy stay with me/us I had met on Trek America*

I got home from work, the place smelt TERRIBLE. The ******* moron had put frozen bread in the mircowave for like 5 minutes.

5 minutes.

Ill never forget that smell. Took ages to go away- like weeks.

 

[Shell]

*never invite a person to your house unless you are 1000% friends and shall be friends post trek. Otherwise DONT DO IT.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Re. microwaves. I had this guy stay with me/us I had met on Trek America*

I got home from work, the place smelt TERRIBLE. The ******* moron had put frozen bread in the mircowave for like 5 minutes.

5 minutes.

Ill never forget that smell. Took ages to go away- like weeks.

Must of forgot to press the defrost button lol

 

[Shell]

He was a ******* moron.

Bread takes like 30 seconds max in the microwave

 

[Spazz Cat]

He was a ******* moron.

Bread takes like 30 seconds max in the microwave

Hey???? What? Was it just a couple of slices? Not the whole loaf?

 

[Shell]

Hey???? What? Was it just a couple of slices? Not the whole loaf?

Itwas a couple of slices