Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Spazz Cat]

Itwas a couple of slices

Hahaha thats insane

 

[cats_09]

Well my daughter started another fire in the microwave.
2nd time now.

what was she trying to warm up?

I remember at uni we used to microwave old cds in the College kitchens so that we could watch the fireworks, but don't think we ever set the microwave on fire doing that

 

[Spazz Cat]

what was she trying to warm up?

I remember at uni we used to microwave old cds in the College kitchens so that we could watch the fireworks, but don't think we ever set the microwave on fire doing that

Noodles. Left the foil sachet with the seasoning in it in the bowl with the noodles.
There was a little flame going on top of them.
Last time she cooked a pasta packet with no water or milk in it and the actual pasta caught on fire.
Had to throw the container on the front lawn and pour some water on it.

 

[cats_09]

Noodles. Left the foil sachet with the seasoning in it in the bowl with the noodles.
There was a little flame going on top of them.
Last time she cooked a pasta packet with no water or milk in it and the actual pasta caught on fire.
Had to throw the container on the front lawn and pour some water on it.

so, no unsupervised microwave use from now on or is this her way of getting out of having to cook for the family?

 

[you pick one]

Make that 10.

 

[Spazz Cat]

so, no unsupervised microwave use from now on or is this her way of getting out of having to cook for the family?

Nah. They gotta use it. I aint cooking lunch for them.
It's only happened 3 times now in a few years. 2 from one kid, one from another.
They'll be right.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Make that 10.

Wow. I want that torch.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Just watching the conspiracy theory for the day. Apparently a secret Tsunami is coming to California tomorrow.
I dunno, look out dazbroncos I suppose. Maybe.

 

[cats_09]

 

[Spazz Cat]

Mafs worth watching Shell or nah?

 

[Shell]

Oh 100% NO deal. Do not bother

Had to in the thread live for the fun.

 

[Shell]

Tomorrow night's is where its at

 

[Spazz Cat]

Oh 100% NO deal. Do not bother

Had to in the thread live for the fun.

Cheers. Yeah I thought it wouldn't be too crash hot tonight.

 

[Shell]

fu** daylight saving is ******* up my sleep atm.

 

[Shell]

And 2nd day in a row with a ******* headache.

Had it last night.

I thought sleep was meant to make it go the fu** away.

 

[cats_09]

morning peeps

 

[Shell]

yo

 

[Art Vandelay_]

What a sad world we live in. A completely talentless Kim Kardashian famous for being starfished in amateur porn is now a billionaire.

Why do people watch her programs and buy her crap lol.

 

[Spazz Cat]

What a sad world we live in. A completely talentless Kim Kardashian famous for being starfished in amateur porn is now a billionaire.

Why do people watch her programs and buy her crap lol.

That's just not fair. She was also famous cause her dad got OJ off.
And her stepdad is now a chick.

 

[Spazz Cat]

To be fair though most billionaires come from inherited wealth so she actually did more than most lol.

 

[Cattery]

What a sad world we live in. A completely talentless Kim Kardashian famous for being starfished in amateur porn is now a billionaire.

Why do people watch her programs and buy her crap lol.

In a world where a talent less hack can become President of the United States I guess KK making a s**t load of money is really not that surprising.

 

[cats_09]

What a sad world we live in. A completely talentless Kim Kardashian famous for being starfished in amateur porn is now a billionaire.

Why do people watch her programs and buy her crap lol.

She got beaten to that mark by her younger sister too

And I think that's the same younger sister who only recently started a go fund me for a friends medical treatment as she didn't want to dig into her own billions

 

[you pick one]

Ignorance is bliss

 

[Spazz Cat]

She got beaten to that mark by her younger sister too

And I think that's the same younger sister who only recently started a go fund me for a friends medical treatment as she didn't want to dig into her own billions

They all seem like lovely people.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Ignorance is bliss

Ok. Ill help you out.
From what I know. A chick who's Dad was a lawyer and Mum is a gold digger has a really nice round arse.
She made a boring sex tape of her rooting some guy and that got her family a reality TV show.
Her sister then become an Instagram influencer selling make-up and got more famous.
Then her step dad in the show got a sex change and became the bravest person in the world and got even more famous.
Then somehow through all that (I'm assuming something to do with the internet) she became a billionaire.