Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

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Spazz Cat

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what was she trying to warm up?

I remember at uni we used to microwave old cds in the College kitchens so that we could watch the fireworks, but don't think we ever set the microwave on fire doing that
Noodles. Left the foil sachet with the seasoning in it in the bowl with the noodles.
There was a little flame going on top of them.
Last time she cooked a pasta packet with no water or milk in it and the actual pasta caught on fire.
Had to throw the container on the front lawn and pour some water on it.
 

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cats_09

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Noodles. Left the foil sachet with the seasoning in it in the bowl with the noodles.
There was a little flame going on top of them.
Last time she cooked a pasta packet with no water or milk in it and the actual pasta caught on fire.
Had to throw the container on the front lawn and pour some water on it.
so, no unsupervised microwave use from now on or is this her way of getting out of having to cook for the family?
 

Spazz Cat

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so, no unsupervised microwave use from now on or is this her way of getting out of having to cook for the family?
Nah. They gotta use it. I aint cooking lunch for them.
It's only happened 3 times now in a few years. 2 from one kid, one from another.
They'll be right.
 

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What a sad world we live in. A completely talentless Kim Kardashian famous for being starfished in amateur porn is now a billionaire.

Why do people watch her programs and buy her crap lol.
 

Spazz Cat

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What a sad world we live in. A completely talentless Kim Kardashian famous for being starfished in amateur porn is now a billionaire.

Why do people watch her programs and buy her crap lol.
That's just not fair. She was also famous cause her dad got OJ off.
And her stepdad is now a chick.
 

Cattery

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What a sad world we live in. A completely talentless Kim Kardashian famous for being starfished in amateur porn is now a billionaire.

Why do people watch her programs and buy her crap lol.
In a world where a talent less hack can become President of the United States I guess KK making a s**t load of money is really not that surprising.
 

cats_09

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What a sad world we live in. A completely talentless Kim Kardashian famous for being starfished in amateur porn is now a billionaire.

Why do people watch her programs and buy her crap lol.
She got beaten to that mark by her younger sister too

And I think that's the same younger sister who only recently started a go fund me for a friends medical treatment as she didn't want to dig into her own billions
 

Spazz Cat

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Ignorance is bliss:)
Ok. Ill help you out.
From what I know. A chick who's Dad was a lawyer and Mum is a gold digger has a really nice round arse.
She made a boring sex tape of her rooting some guy and that got her family a reality TV show.
Her sister then become an Instagram influencer selling make-up and got more famous.
Then her step dad in the show got a sex change and became the bravest person in the world and got even more famous.
Then somehow through all that (I'm assuming something to do with the internet) she became a billionaire.
 

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