Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[cats_09]

Wat. No he left his wife FOR the physio

Think there's some dispute about whether he was still with his wife at the time of last years hub love tryst, or if they had already split prior to that

 

[Spazz Cat]

Hahahahaha ill never forget this line from Bargearse: "Now put down ya pen and paper, this orders real simple. I want a shitload of dim sims and a bucket of soy sauce"

Hahaha I remember that!

 

[Shell]

 

[Shell]

Molloy and Sitch in Shitscared was just classic.

 

[Shell]

 

[Shell]

 

[dazbroncos]

You better pay attention or Sofia Vergara will keeeeeel you

you mean this Sofia ?!?!

I had to hold her stuff for her... she's actually really nice

Big Jimmy Bartel fan too.

GO Catters

 

[Shell]

She seems nice, but her voice gives me a ****ing headache

 

[Shell]

As do french accents.

Man there was this teacher I was in class with fml. 45 mins with her- legit headache. I just couldnt take it.

 

[Spazz Cat]

She seems nice, but her voice gives me a ******* headache

I like her voice. Its nearly the best bit

 

[dazbroncos]

I like her voice. Its nearly the best bit

nearly.... LMAO

GO CAtters

 

[Spazz Cat]

you mean this Sofia ?!?!

I had to hold her stuff for her... she's actually really nice

Big Jimmy Bartel fan too.

GO Catters

Yeah wow. Man all the girls love Jimmy

 

[Shell]

And Im sure her no1 bit is her intellect or personality

 

[Shell]

Yeah wow. Man all the girls love Jimmy

And the blokes.


I reckon men like Jimmy more than women tbh

 

[dazbroncos]

And Im sure her no1 bit is her intellect or personality

you posted too fast for me.

GO Catters

 

[Shell]

I'm a ninja

 

[Down at K Park]

I wrote that trying to be funny. Turns out the queen and prince actually were distant cousins. That is fact

Oh f**k yeah. That was the best. Charlie the wonder dog and the pissweak kids and all that?

Shit scared was the best. The way he’d always smack micky over the head with his helmet on.

 

[Shell]

Wait what- Phillip's funeral IS going to be screened live on TV?

 

[Shell]

/sorry am just reading news.com


I thought it wasnt.

 

[Spazz Cat]

I wrote that trying to be funny. Turns out the queen and prince actually were distant cousins. That is fact



sh*t scared was the best. The way he’d always smack micky over the head with his helmet on.

I think its only 2nd cousins?? that does the deformities.
Apart from that your all good I think.

 

[Shell]

All of this will be happening mind on live TV, with confirmation overnight the funeral will be televised.

And that is very bad news for The Firm. (Fun fact: Philip used to say when they were in residence at Buckingham Palace that they “lived above the shop.”)

 

[Shell]

I think its only 2nd cousins?? that does the deformities.
Apart from that your all good I think.

3rd cousin

 

[Shell]

And it was a "love match" usually their husband or wives are chosen for them, they dont even get a say.


*you listening to this Harry ya ****ing brat

 

[Spazz Cat]

3rd cousin

Ahh shit thanks. Won't go after the 3rd then. That could of been awkward.

 

[Shell]

So... assuming a funeral shall be a 10/11am start??

So will be about the same time for us, cept at night. Shouldnt be too hard of an effort to stay up for..