Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Spazz Cat]

One day I’ll run for office on a kill off the ABC platform. You’ll see.

I’d get it up tbh. Just promise that all taxpayers receive the money saved as a new tax break at tax return time.

Law number 2: All hyphenated names are ineligible for public office. That’s just so I can white ant Hanson-Young.

Maybe rangas being rounded up and housed on norfolk island as their own colony will be law 3.

I plan to make us better, not worse.

No point. Within 15 years FTA will be dead anyway.
You'd get done by Amnesty International
Rangas need to go somewhere cold.
Its like putting those polar bears at sea world.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Have you seen how terrible the olsen twins look now. Like legit corpses. Look about 20 years older than they really are.

Sadly child stars not often make it in the entertainment industry as adults.

Lohan, Culkin, Olsen’s. The kid from Two and a half men, Frankie Muniz, Adam Coleman (what’ya talkin’ willis), Jake Lloyd and Hayden Christiansen (both Anakin).

Kirsten Dunst (Jumanji) and Scarlett Johannson (Home Alone) are really the exception to the rule

 

[Shell]

HomerThompson get in here and defend your race

 

[Down at K Park]

And they're rich, rich as Nazis.

You'd think with all that money they could afford some food.

Have they had an eating disorder or drug addiction? Cause they flat out look like junkies.

Random q. Why did John Patton guy really retire? Was it really over some nudes. Or is he just sh*t.


Or did he do something else you think

He was a flat out sex pest. Sexually harrassing women flat out. In todays PC AFL he was never going to survive that. He was pushed out imo. That and he had no knees and was shit. Not worth the blowback from the media and public having him on their list.

 

[Shell]

I just wanna know if it was more than just dick pics. It most likely was.

 

[Shell]

Have they had an eating disorder or drug addiction? Cause they flat out look like junkies.

I think one definitely did have an eating disorder, its really sad actually. The other one never had one tho, am fairly sure.

 

[Down at K Park]

Sadly child stars not often make it in the entertainment industry as adults.

Lohan, Culkin, Olsen’s. The kid from Two and a half men, Frankie Muniz, Adam Coleman (what’ya talkin’ willis), Jake Lloyd and Hayden Christiansen (both Anakin).

Kirsten Dunst (Jumanji) and Scarlett Johannson (Home Alone) are really the exception to the rule

Drew Barrymore.

 

[winty]

This is bizarre.

Mystery animal sighting in Krakow ends up being a croissant

Animal welfare officers said they were "almost swept off their feet by a laughing attack" when they realised the animal was in fact a flaky viennoiserie pastry.

www.euronews.com

 

[Down at K Park]

I just wanna know if it was more than just dick pics. It most likely was.

There is a lot of info on the scandals and rumours board about him. He was a flat out sex pest, and would go off on chicks who knocked him back.

 

[Shell]

There is a lot of info on the scandals and rumours board about him. He was a flat out sex pest, and would go off on chicks who knocked him back.

Sounds like Carey was his mentor then.

 

[winty]

I think Tim Allen may have even been booed by the crowd

I remember seeing a clip of the Umbilical Brothers performing at Woodstock (apparently they had comedians performing during the breaks between bands) and midway through their act you can clearly hear someone yell out "What the **** is this ****?"

I'm a fan of the Umbilical Brothers, but on this particular occasion that audience comment was the funniest part of the act.

EDIT: Just re-watched the clip. At the end you can hear someone else say "Get the **** off the stage!" Hilarious.

 

[Shell]

I remember seeing a clip of the Umbilical Brothers performing at Woodstock (apparently they had comedians performing during the breaks between bands) and midway through their act you can clearly hear someone yell out "What the **** is this ****?"

I'm a fan of the Umbilical Brothers, but on this particular occasion that audience comment was the funniest part of the act.

Nah cant say I ever was a fan.

That is a pisser tho. And pretty mean hahaha

 

[Spazz Cat]

Sadly child stars not often make it in the entertainment industry as adults.

Lohan, Culkin, Olsen’s. The kid from Two and a half men, Frankie Muniz, Adam Coleman (what’ya talkin’ willis), Jake Lloyd and Hayden Christiansen (both Anakin).

Kirsten Dunst (Jumanji) and Scarlett Johannson (Home Alone) are really the exception to the rule

Frankie Muniz did alright. Think he's a billionaire or something.
Drew Barrymore too.
Everyone outta Different Strokes ended up f**ked. Mustve been a lot of coke on set.

 

[Shell]

Best live stand up I ever saw was an act in Florida... Brian Regan.

Absolutely hilarious- and very little smutty kinda of humor, iirc he never even swore. (not that im offended by that- its just most live acts swear their heads off)- he was just brilliant.

 

[Shell]

Wasnt cheap either cost like $50 USD iirc. Worth it tho.

 

[cats_09]

Random q. Why did John Patton guy really retire? Was it really over some nudes. Or is he just sh*t.


Or did he do something else you think

It's more than just a few unsolicited nudes - there's a full thread of it on the rumours board

Chances are it's not totally his idea to retire, but from the AFLs perspective it's better for all involved for him to retire. Plus it means they don't have to deal with it full extent of things

When one thinks about it - there's 700+ guys in the AFL and chances are Patton isn't the only one doing what he's been accused of

 

[Shell]

Frankie Muniz did alright. Think he's a billionaire or something.
Drew Barrymore too.
Everyone outta Different Strokes ended up f**ked. Mustve been a lot of coke on set.

I believe Kimberly had an eating disorder + drug problem, Gary Coleman got ripped off big time by his parents.

Willis is the only one left i think

 

[Down at K Park]

Sounds like Carey was his mentor then.

Without the glassing, but with a mobile phone. There is a picture of him with an icecream cake he bought for himself after his 100th sexual partner. His teammates actual bring up an icecream cake in one of those locker room interviews, without referencing what the cake was for. Pretty much confirmed it was true.

 

[cats_09]

Do they still play replays of Spicks and Specks from 20 years ago?

now days they play new episodes

 

[Spazz Cat]

Wasnt cheap either cost like $50 USD iirc. Worth it tho.

Saw Ahmed/Ahmed? Little lebbo guy anyway. He was funny.
And Arj Barker. Was heaps funny.
Had tickets to go see Noel Fielding once. But got too pissed before it and didn't go.

 

[cats_09]

Sadly child stars not often make it in the entertainment industry as adults.

Lohan, Culkin, Olsen’s. The kid from Two and a half men, Frankie Muniz, Adam Coleman (what’ya talkin’ willis), Jake Lloyd and Hayden Christiansen (both Anakin).

Kirsten Dunst (Jumanji) and Scarlett Johannson (Home Alone) are really the exception to the rule

Jodie Foster a really good example as being an exception to the rule

 

[Spazz Cat]

now days they play new episodes

No shit? They got new ones? Any good?

 

[Down at K Park]

Frankie Muniz did alright. Think he's a billionaire or something.
Drew Barrymore too.
Everyone outta Different Strokes ended up f**ked. Mustve been a lot of coke on set.

The chick who played kimberly became a junkie prostitute i think. One died in a botched armed robbery? It didn’t end well for most of them.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Frankie Muniz did alright. Think he's a billionaire or something.
Drew Barrymore too.
Everyone outta Different Strokes ended up f**ked. Mustve been a lot of coke on set.

Not talking money wise. That can simply depend on syndication. Cast of Seinfeld make millions a year off royalties. Jordan now gets $100m a year off Nike.

Talking more about getting more work in the industry. For the most part most struggle there. Even Miley Cyrus struggled after becoming an adult, spent years going all weird to break out of the ‘Tween’ act and went rebellious. Harder to break out of in film, everyone sees you as the adorable kid on that show or movie. Hard to break out of the mold.

 

[Shell]

Without the glassing, but with a mobile phone. There is a picture of him with an icecream cake he bought for himself after his 100th sexual partner. His teammates actual bring up an icecream cake in one of those locker room interviews, without referencing what the cake was for. Pretty much confirmed it was true.

Nah Carey's MO was apparently in clubs when women turned him down was to do the whole "why dont u get a bigger set of ****" thing.


Lmfao as for the cake. That is just tragic. Its like something a teenager would do, "hey bois check out how many chicks ive banged!!!!"

Grow up.