Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Shell]

Yep. 2 billion points

Why thank you

 

[Catsnlakers]

What do you call a Tasmanian women who can run faster than her brothers?

Mum

 

[Spazz Cat]

Mum

Missed out this time. Minus 400 points

 

[Shell]

When do i get my car?

 

[Catsnlakers]

This will get more fun the blinder I get.

 

[Catsnlakers]

When do i get my car?

When the cops have finished taking prints from it....

 

[Spazz Cat]

When do i get my car?

Its waiting at the Mercedes dealership. Just go in and say you won a bigfooty quiz

 

[Spazz Cat]

What's black and always in the back of a police car?

 

[Catsnlakers]

What's black and always in the back of a police car?

The police radio

 

[Shell]

New Zealanders?

 

[Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever]

When do i get my car?

dunno but I get mine after LD.

 

[Spazz Cat]

The seat

 

[Shell]

Boooooooooo i was going to say that.

 

[Shell]

I demand a recount, then a better question

 

[Spazz Cat]

Boooooooooo i was going to say that.

Sure

 

[Spazz Cat]

I demand a recount, then a better question

Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

 

[Shell]

Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

Idk because he was highly strung?

 

[Spazz Cat]

Idk because he was highly strung?

Not bad. But minus 7 trillion points.
For fingering a minor

 

[Shell]

This quiz does not have the best scoring system.

 

[Spazz Cat]

dunno but I get mine after LD.

Saw a billboard on the freeway last night for the Puma. Look good

 

[Shell]

Next q?

 

[Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever]

Saw a billboard on the freeway last night for the Puma. Look good

Goes with my username at least now….

 

[Spazz Cat]

Next q?

Running out of jokes that aren't too rude lol

 

[Spazz Cat]

Why did the plane crash?

 

[Shell]

Why did the plane crash?