Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Spazz Cat]

What happens when you call the suicide hotline in Afghanistan?

They give you a bomb and 20 vigins?

 

[Shell]

They give you a bomb and 20 vigins?

They get excited and ask if you can drive a truck.

 

[Shell]

They give you a bomb and 20 vigins?

Thats alot of fast Tasmanian women

 

[Spazz Cat]

Thats alot of fast Tasmanian women

Well they gotta outrun a bomb

 

[Shell]

Well they gotta outrun a bomb

And their brothers.

 

[Shell]

And cousins

 

[Spazz Cat]

Also why is there no Kmarts in Afghanistan?

 

[Catsnlakers]

Also why is there no Kmarts in Afghanistan?

Because they don’t checkout, they just die

 

[Shell]

Also why is there no Kmarts in Afghanistan?

.......

 

[Spazz Cat]

Because they don’t checkout, they just die

So dark. Minus a gazillion points.
Too many Targets.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Yeah was kind of shit

 

[Shell]

Aw **** off I was going to say something about Target, but couldnt word it right

 

[Spazz Cat]

Aw fu** off I was going to say something about Target, but couldnt word it right

Minus 700 hundred thousand points for saying you knew it

 

[Spazz Cat]

What's the Ethiopian national anthem called?

 

[Catsnlakers]

What a shit match that was, this quiz is much better.

 

[Shell]

Minus 700 hundred thousand points for saying you knew it

You're on minus infinity anyway so i cgaf

 

[Catsnlakers]

What's the Ethiopian national anthem called?

God save the bone structure.

 

[Shell]

What's the Ethiopian national anthem called?

Hunger games?

/nah that's their national sport.

 

[Shell]

What a sh*t match that was, this quiz is much better.

Hellava lot better than ****ing Wimbledon as well.

I'll have to get going soon tho, Below Deck is on shortly.

 

[Spazz Cat]

You're on minus infinity anyway so i cgaf

Can't have minus infinity. It goes on and on in a figure 8.
So I'm actually on plus infinity too.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Hunger games?

/nah that's their national sport.

Preety faarken good. + 200 jajillion points.
But nah.
They don't have one. They ate it.

 

[Catsnlakers]

Hellava lot better than ******* Wimbledon as well.

I'll have to get going soon tho, Below Deck is on shortly.

Noooo, this shit is too funny. Enjoy though.

 

[Spazz Cat]

God save the bone structure.

Yeah. Plus a trillion

 

[Shell]

Preety faarken good. + 200 jajillion points.
But nah.
They don't have one. They ate it.

Thank you very much

 

[Shell]

Noooo, this sh*t is too funny. Enjoy though.

There's two show it's a hard no to skipping.

And that's Naked and Afraid, and Below Deck. They are the best.