Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Spazz Cat]

Been a performer since.. idk 11? Mickey Mouse club?

Sure.. fame.. fortune.. but we have NFI what they would go thru.

I still can't stand her, but I faaarken hate her parents even more

 

[Shell]

I still can't stand her, but I faaarken hate her parents even more

Idm her music. Me against the music, and Slave 4 u are bangin tracks

 

[Spazz Cat]

Idm her music. Me against the music, and Slave 4 u are bangin tracks

Tis not my thing. But how's her parents? As a teen making her a Christian and advertising her as a virgin and all that.
But then full on sexualising the shit out of her at the same time for money.
As if she wasn't gonna go off the rails.
Then locking her up and stealing her money
Your meant to provide for your kids, not using them as a cash cow

 

[Shell]

Yeh she wasnt a virgin.

Who the **** cares if she has sex, such bs

 

[Catsnlakers]

I remember a BS free Buddy got against us once. Had the ball about 60m out, ran out on his arc as he does, umpire called play on, but he got close to some Geelong players running past, so the ump paid a 50m penalty. Since when can you get a 50m penalty after you've been called to play on?

Just thinking of that match made me go back, gee we could put the foot down back then.

 

[cats_09]

I'm trying to work out of the memo was 'look at the camera' or 'look away from the camera'

 

[Shell]

I think it was...

"look intelligent"*


*if you can

 

[Shell]

Hawkins looks like a pr0n star still..

 

[Catsnlakers]

Hawkins looks like a pr0n star still..

 

[Catsnlakers]

Naked & Afraid coming up, bring it on

 

[you pick one]

Sure. 40 years and counting.

And im in love with a man i cant have. And i just feel so ******* lost. Im trying you know.

Maybe to hard ease up and let love find you,and it will.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

 

[Catsnlakers]

Pub crawl tomorrow I reckon, only a few days left of A/L

 

[Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever]

Trying to go to bed, night, quiz time!!

 

[Shell]

Morning all u bitches and basterds

 

[Shell]

Trying to go to bed, night, quiz time!!

I needed sleep. Ill try remember to tune in tonight.

 

[Shell]

Trying to go to bed, night, quiz time!!

We actually could post live in here cats... like turn it into a trivia comp (with no google)

 

[Down at K Park]

Morning all u bitches and basterds

Morning. What time should i expect another abusive pm?

 

[winty]

Morning all.

 

[Shell]

OI!

I forgot to tell you the best part of yesterday actually... was on the train having a little sook (dw im a very subtle crier when i wanna be)... and im nearing my station so i straighten myself out, calm down.. got sunnies on too.

Im walking out of the train station.. and theres the most gorgeous black lab being walked by a woman. 9 months old.

I stop, she stops.. but it had like a thing on it- like a cover, jacket?? Looked official, so i asked can i pat him hes not a guide dog or anything. She was like no im training her to be a sniffer dog, go for your life.


Was in heaven. I pretty much bear hugged her, and was saying in a baby voice "do i have any drugs on me?!?! Do i???? Do I?!?!?! Where are the drugs?!?!?!"

Omfg she was so cute.

She eats cigarette butts apparently. Her handler is trying desperately to stop her. She also tried to eat a carlton draught bottle cap when i was patting her.

 

[winty]

OI!

I forgot to tell you the best part of yesterday actually... was on the train having a little sook (dw im a very subtle crier when i wanna be)... and im nearing my station so i straighten myself out, calm down.. got sunnies on too.

Was there a little kid on the train trying to give you some chocolate like the kid on the bus in that Cadbury ad?

 

[Shell]

Train.and no...

Damn she was cutie. Maude. Bit of a strange name for a dog tho

 

[Shell]

70% make it thru to the next stage apparently. If not they may become a helper dog like for an autistic person etc.

Such a great program. Dogs are amazing

 

[cats_09]

 

[cats_09]

And g'day folks