Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[winty]

What she call him?

Dunno. They keep bleeping it out.

 

[Shell]

I'd go something like...

"OI. DICKHEAD SERB.. YEAH IM TALKING TO YOU. HERE YOU MIGHT NEED THIS"

and wave a mask in his general direction

 

[Shell]

Lol ADM looks like hes 12

 

[cats_09]

Ayyyy Pete Evans is starting a political party. I might actually enrol to vote lol

He's decided against starting his own party and instead has joined 'The Great Australian Party' which was started by former One Nation senator Rod Cullerton

 

[Shell]

LOL TJ having a subtle dig atTomic and K there

 

[Shell]

ADM: "HEY KID.. UP HERE. ISNT IT PAST YOUR BEDTIME. GO TO ****ING BED YOU GOTTA GET UP FOR YEAR 7 TOMORROW MORNING "

 

[Shell]

This is fun.

 

[Shell]

Id just throw a bottle of shampoo and conditioner at Tomic.

Aiming for the head

 

[cats_09]

 

[cats_09]

 

[Spazz Cat]

Uh oh. No way he'll do a lockdown with the tennis on though. We should be right

 

[winty]

Interesting. We were scheduled to go into the office on Monday to have a squizz as we're going to be going to a brand spanking new building. Wonder if that will still go ahead...

 

[Shell]

**** i hate doubles

 

[Shell]

I can drive home tomorrow yeh without getting into trouble

 

[Down at K Park]

Maybe the quarantine organizers should throw another party to celebrate their success?

Good job dickheads

 

[winty]

fu** i hate doubles

I don't mind it, especially when someone miscues their serve and whacks their teammate standing at the net in the back of the head.

 

[Shell]

I don't mind it, especially when someone miscues their serve and whacks their teammate standing at the net in the back of the head.

Yeah thats brilliant

 

[Shell]

Hope that happened to Todd Woodbridge alot

 

[winty]

Hope that happened to Todd Woodbridge alot

Wonder what his doubles partner is doing these days. You hardly ever hear about him anymore.

 

[Spazz Cat]

I don't mind it, especially when someone miscues their serve and whacks their teammate standing at the net in the back of the head.

My missus did that to an old guy when she was serving. Was excellent.

 

[Shell]

Wonder what his doubles partner is doing these days. You hardly ever hear about him anymore.

They had a falling out, im pretty sure. They hate each other now

 

[Spazz Cat]

I can drive home tomorrow yeh without getting into trouble

We'll hopefully be ok. Maybe get ready to leave at about 8.pm though just in case.

 

[Shell]

We'll hopefully be ok. Maybe get ready to leave at about 8.pm though just in case.

Surely.. i can drive straight home tho.

I wanna go home tomorrow like 11am... not stopping either. Straight home

 

[Spazz Cat]

They had a falling out, im pretty sure. They hate each other now

Nooooooo! Not the Woodies. They looked so happy together.

 

[Shell]

No ring of steel or nothing? Just a regular LD?