Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Shell]

Hahahahaha i need coffee.

Im on the couch. Someone get it for me pls

 

[Partridge]

They probs think they're all above the law. Because they make the laws.


Similar to the queen. DYK she can never be charged with a crime?? Hence why she probs killed Diana

Three factors:

1. Drunk driver
2. No seat beit
3. Speed of 121 mph when it hit the pillar

 

[Shell]

Three factors:

1. sarcasm
2. sarcasm
3. sarcasm

 

[Shell]

Geeze louise...

 

[Spazz Cat]

I'm a nice person sometimes. Missus is hungover as f**k. Do I crap on and go I don't feel sorry you. Your not getting out of anything?
No. No i don't.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Three factors:

1. Drunk driver
2. No seat beit
3. Speed of 121 mph when it hit the pillar

The quiz is back!!!
What's harder than getting dye out of upholstery?

 

[Shell]

The quiz is back!!!
What's harder than getting dye out of upholstery?

Lol... what.

Princess Dianas BLOOD off the backseat?

 

[Shell]

You bastard

 

[Shell]

I'm a nice person sometimes. Missus is hungover as f**k. Do I crap on and go I don't feel sorry you. Your not getting out of anything?
No. No i don't.

I dont do that with my then bf... but whenever he got a speeding ticket that was my reaction.

Dont feel sorry for u moron, dont ****ing speed and maybe you wont get a ****ing ticket.


He got like 4 tickets in one day. No sympathy

 

[Spazz Cat]

Nup. Getting Dodi out of the glovebox.
0 POINTS

 

[Shell]

Nup. Getting Dodi out of the glovebox.
0 POINTS

I dont get it

MINUS A MILLION POINTS

 

[Shell]

How is Dodi in the glovebox

 

[Spazz Cat]

I dont do that with my then bf... but whenever he got a speeding ticket that was my reaction.

Dont feel sorry for u moron, dont ******* speed and maybe you wont get a ******* ticket.


He got like 4 tickets in one day. No sympathy

F***k 4 in one day! You gotta admit that is pretty unlucky.
I cop it everytime I'm hungover. Never do it back though.

 

[Spazz Cat]

How is Dodi in the glovebox

No wonder you never win the quiz.
Cause they were in a big crash.

 

[Shell]

F***k 4 in one day! You gotta admit that is pretty unlucky.
I cop it everytime I'm hungover. Never do it back though.

Once was when his P plate fell off the back window.

A cop was watching him. And pulled him over as soon as he pulled out.


Was pmsl

 

[Shell]

No wonder you never win the quiz.
Cause they were in a big crash.

Yeah ig et that. How is that funny.

Its just dumb

 

[you pick one]

The quiz is back!!!
What's harder than getting dye out of upholstery?

If the answer is semen stains it would be helpful soon.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Yeah ig et that. How is that funny.

Its just dumb

I reckon it's funny

 

[Spazz Cat]

If the answer is semen stains it would be helpful soon.

You need to clean your couch?

 

[Shell]

I reckon it's funny

Fair enough..


next q please

 

[Spazz Cat]

Fair enough..


next q please

Ok. Where was the first flight in Australia held. And who did it?

 

[Shell]

Ok. Where was the first flight in Australia held. And who did it?

Flight?

Like within Australia.. who took off where

 

[Shell]

Or did u mean fight like a boxing fight

 

[Spazz Cat]

Flight?

Like within Australia.. who took off where

Yep

 

[Partridge]

I don't know of anyone who voted for them - but those who did might be denying it like the Libs deny everything.

I do. Know some friends who as it turns out vote the exact opposite to what I expected. On either side.

Good for a laugh or two.